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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

Babies, daddy would love to play with you, but daddy is very busy with--Bud, no, get down, you're too heavy for the sofa, and if I have to get the springs replaced again, I'm going to--DAMMIT, LEX, I wasn't READY. You have to wait until I'm READY!

two-panel screenshot style comic of the joker and lex luthor playing a video game together PANEL ONE: the joker is sitting on the couch with his hyenas (bud and lou). he is very frustrated with whatever game he is playing! the hyenas are trying to get his attention--one is on the sofa next to him and the other is smashing a batman chew toy over the back of the couch. The joker is wearing batman earphones and a branded joker hoodie. Joker LLC actually has a very complex and sophisticated merchandising operation. Joker: Ok, well, you're obviously cheating. PANEL TWO: Lex Luthor in his penthouse, very not frustrated with the same game. Clark is standing in the background. Clark is wearing a LexCorp t-shirt and holding a Superman mug. Lex: It's a combo. A combo is not cheating.
aug 18, 2025, 5:15 pm β€’ 640 144

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mrnthylcns193624vr.bsky.social @mrnthylcns193624vr.bsky.social

This is awesome! Lex and Clark are gorgeous, and the hyenas are adorable. Love the touch of Clark wearing a Lexcorp t-shirt, and I'm sure Lex arranged for it to be the only clean shirt Clark had available on his day off. *grins*

aug 19, 2025, 6:07 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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πŸ”žβš”οΈLumen @churchofpossum.bsky.social

The lighting in the Joker panel is so good!

aug 19, 2025, 1:04 am β€’ 12 0 β€’ view
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Cuddle Bear @cuddlebair.bsky.social

Is this an AU where superman is a villain or lex is a good guy?

aug 19, 2025, 12:59 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

superman is a hero, lex is moderately terrible but working on it (sort of)

aug 19, 2025, 2:29 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Cuddle Bear @cuddlebair.bsky.social

So kinda new 52-ish? Cool.

aug 19, 2025, 2:31 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

idk i don't read comics, i do what i wants

aug 19, 2025, 2:35 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Cuddle Bear @cuddlebair.bsky.social

Fair :)

aug 19, 2025, 4:36 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Wynter Hawke @chaosinanhour.bsky.social

Okay but are the hyenas TRYING to sabotage daddy or are they really just trying to help?

aug 18, 2025, 5:51 pm β€’ 8 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

they are helping!! daddy is upset so they are going to help him feel better with good things that are fun (themselves, playing with toy)

aug 18, 2025, 5:52 pm β€’ 9 0 β€’ view
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Wynter Hawke @chaosinanhour.bsky.social

Daddy is so ungrateful

aug 18, 2025, 6:27 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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Sykora @sykora.bsky.social

Trying to decide what my favorite part of this image is: if it’s the hyenas, the Batman merch, or Clark’s barely fitting Lexcorp shirt

aug 18, 2025, 6:06 pm β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

UM the fabric is an ultra-flexible blend that wicks moisture and conforms to shape without constricting the wearer. i’m talking about nothing less than cutting-edge fiber technology. so no, CLARK, it’s not just about me looking at your chest. honestly, i can’t believe you’d even suggest such a thing

aug 18, 2025, 6:47 pm β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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mrnthylcns193624vr.bsky.social @mrnthylcns193624vr.bsky.social

*snickers* Always so logical.

aug 20, 2025, 2:20 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Sykora @sykora.bsky.social

So VERY thoughtful of him πŸ’–

aug 18, 2025, 6:51 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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will @fraterotic.bsky.social

i'm FROTHING over this actually. i've recently gotten back into clex via smallville fic and this is fantastic. i love the yeens so much they're such good babies

aug 19, 2025, 5:14 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Kitakin @kitakin.bsky.social

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aug 19, 2025, 1:13 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ash the Ninth [swornbothers] @tractorgoth.bsky.social

The Batman headset I am CRYING

aug 21, 2025, 1:52 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

here is the part where i do my links, the links to my things patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim

aug 18, 2025, 5:17 pm β€’ 11 1 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

and if you would like to read my stories about these dorks, they are here archiveofourown.org/users/kisski...

aug 18, 2025, 5:20 pm β€’ 10 1 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

they are probably playing a fighting game, and in this case, i am the joker. inveterate button masher, constantly insists that i would be playing better if you didn't start before i was ready. i am awful and no one should play anything with me, ever

aug 18, 2025, 5:22 pm β€’ 24 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

my husband bought a batman chew toy for our dog because of this picture. the dog L O V E S the toy and we have been laughing a reasonable amount about it

aug 18, 2025, 5:24 pm β€’ 23 0 β€’ view
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πŸ”žAlthea Dread, Orc Apologist πŸ”ž @quintialmondi.bsky.social

Have you ever seen that animated Krypto the Superdog movie from a couple of years back? (yes the one where he's played by The Rock) but a squeaky batman toy is a plot point in that story as well. I also imagine Lex likes RTS games

aug 18, 2025, 6:20 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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The Rrowdimus Beastius @rrowdybeast.bsky.social

lol That's cute <3 That Ultra or Superboy in the back?

aug 18, 2025, 6:37 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

it’s superman

aug 18, 2025, 6:43 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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J. Delight @thejadeprince.bsky.social

All the Batman merch haha amazing xD This is so good.

aug 18, 2025, 5:23 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Sasha Distan @sashadistan.bsky.social

Oh I am very here for everything in this

aug 18, 2025, 5:24 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘18+ Nasty[REDACTED] [COMMISSIONS OPEN!] 18+πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @nastyredacted.bsky.social

the hyenas πŸ₯Ί

aug 18, 2025, 5:56 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

ngl half the reason i drew this was to draw the hyenas (the other half was to have fun with the character body language of bad at game vs good at game)

aug 18, 2025, 5:54 pm β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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Johnnyboi27 @demonslayer21.bsky.social

Lol, love thus beautiful work the hyenas are killing me.

aug 19, 2025, 1:07 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Charlotte @ Soup Recipes Pinned @she5los.bsky.social

Omg is THIS the picture that the "everyone keeps commenting on Clark's tits, so here are Clark's tits" post was about??? πŸ‘€

aug 19, 2025, 1:11 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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BLASPHEMY! HERESY! πŸ”žπŸ’–πŸ’¦ @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social

IT IS, it's such a small part of the overall image but also, they are very Noticeable

aug 19, 2025, 2:28 am β€’ 3 0 β€’ view