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i understand and support your decision
it’s nuts!!! i was absolutely stunned when i started looking into keeping them. some of the really slow-growing females can live for 25+ years—the males of those species last for around 8 max. and because the females keep growing, the size difference between a mature male and female is TERRIFYING
they’re pretty long! males of this species can live around 8 years, though that pales in comparison to females’ 20+ years
i have had a really good time talking to batjokes fans because so many of them are very funny. i love any fandom where the prevailing sentiment is ‘look at the trash men they are made of trash’
crop of a picture i made for my husbo's birthday
yeah i think he gets the award for my longest lived after maturing so far. truly the strongest of men
pinky was part of a group of seven tarantulas we took in from someone who could no longer keep their collection. most of the males have now lived out their life cycles, which is a very bittersweet success. all of the females are still going strong and will hopefully go for many years more
he was a t. vagans named pinky, a very good and sweet boy
lost another one of my old man spiders last night. he lived for over two years after maturing so he had a (very!!!) long life, but i will really miss him
NOOOO i love YOUUUUURS
I tell my friends I love them all the time and don't guard my emotions, I've teared up recording the show even if it's just about the computer because I give a shit about the work and how people are treated. You don't have to hide how you feel and those who try to make you stop are weak
do not give into thoughts like “nothing matters”, it’s not true. everything matters as long as we are all alive
i don’t know which discord is on their site but i assume so because this is from the mailing list
MAN this is too real
he actually talked recently about how perpetua is named after a female martyr and how the papas have masculine and feminine aspects to them 👀
the dumbest part is that they're only taking pictures because the cat wanted them for his onlyfans, but you really can't control what cat boyfriends do at any point in time
if you have the chance, stephen g white’s paper case study: the isla vista campus community mass murder gives a lot of really good insight into what this looks like for one of the most infamous mass murderers, whose very famous ideology was, again, not the driving factor
the pattern we see in these cases is that the violence its roots in deep personal feelings of shame and envy—ideology is a distant tertiary motive and is often tacked on in order to make what the shooter does ‘mean’ something, to gain the recognition that they didn’t have in life
the >:p face i’m
ok but are you wrong? you are not wrong at all
i promise that he will get what he wants—mostly because he will walk around and yowl if he doesn’t (i use the same method generally and it is very effective)
SCREAMS BACK ALSO INCOHERENTLY
you're WELCOME
i had to pause this for a couple of weeks to work on patreon stuff, but it is getting close to done
this was posted a week ago on my patreon, which also contains a version with no dialog so you can add your own dysfunctional relationship dynamics patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim
the dumbest part is that they're only taking pictures because the cat wanted them for his onlyfans, but you really can't control what cat boyfriends do at any point in time
i didn’t know until my husband got an email with the link, dm me with your discord name and i will invite you
YES anytime he tosses the microphone back and forth my husband and i are like ‘the microphone shit? that’s my shit!!’
this is me every time i post anything, really
i do enjoy the ghost discord
I need to update this, I made it like a year ago and I found countless more amazing artists to shout out, but for now in case you had not seen this one before check it out ;3 #terato #teratophilia #monsterfucker #mechalover go.bsky.app/HRRvGSo
i know you know this, but for the record, the second demon is the bullshit one and you should step on it
they are so convinced that Gay Stuff is an entirely external force, and that their kids will turn out perfect and straight if they can just keep them isolated in a protective hamster ball where nothing gets in. sure, that isn’t how anything works, but
it’s all of them. bruce should not be allowed to have kids in his care
it’s bruce with every child honesty, the man should not be allowed near children
books at the airport used to be called THE GUNMAN'S HYPOTHESIS and now they are called FEATHERSONG BOOK IV: THE BALLAD OF THE WINGWEAVER (PART 12 OF THE SMOKESINGERS SAGA)
it’s crazy how if you actually have principles—if you are guided by a separate, internal moral compass that does not question when and where human dignity is ‘practical’—you never find yourself saying this kind of ghoulish shit
this article is by albert burneko, who is also on bluesky
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James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...
;; this means a lot, thank you
i don’t know why nobody is interested in my groundbreaking ideas
he got blown up and everyone was sad! then he got better because he is not real. now he can fly
consider this easy solution for your next writing project. readers love it
fiction is funny because on the one hand, you could easily spend decades crafting convincing characters and beautiful narratives. on the other hand, at any point you could also write ‘just kidding, everything is fine, the end,’ and it would be exactly as true as all the complicated stuff
he will never be normal but together, we can make him less bad
i am working like 3 stories ahead on the bruce gets his life together arc, and the lex in my heart is so annoyed that i am making him spend time with this man. hush everyone it’s good for you
you should not encourage me but oh god i am so happy that you do
oh thank god
comics bruce is really, really bad because he suffers from being the writers’ most special boy who is always right, even when he is wrong on a level previously unknown to man. he recently broke into the fortress of solitude to leave all of the (unconscious) bat-kids there to ‘keep them safe’
i don’t know who kirito is! i’ve already written bruce as not-all-flaws in the cost breakdown flashback, and i have plans for the character. the series is mostly about people getting in their own way, which is kind of bruce’s whole deal in general
i’m not sure why it bugs you how i write bruce, but i write how i write. anyway, here is an article that explains it deadspin.com/batman-is-a-...
ok thank you
oho, you mistake me—i like bruce a lot, but i like him because he is flawed, not in spite of it
once again i post these here because my patrons did not sign on for this. or maybe they did, but that is a mistake on their part and we should not encourage it
i have been slowly building a weird pocket universe where lex and the joker become best pals. this leads to all sorts of dumb things, not the least of which is lex and clark having involuntary ringside seats to the Bruce Wayne Being a Dipshit show
this is nominally a porn account and not a Fan Bullshit account, so here is a preview of a thing that is going up on patreon later today
piracy is a morally correct choice in a world where prices increase in inverse relativity to job prospects. you deserve access to culture no matter what side of the poverty line you're on. buy a used video game console and jailbreak it, learn to torrent, install soulseek. art is for everyone
it’s good to see that other people’s brains got melted by the somethingawful ‘give those back/they don’t even fit’ image, because every time you post a picture of him in your shoes, that image wells up inside my mind like the loch ness monster emerging from the water
this is a good point. plus i know they won’t go along with me on the rocket idea because they prefer more practical and sustainable transit solutions, as most spiders do
i’m doing my best over here but if i ever do give up and strap a rocket to myself in order to blast off for the moon, only to fail catastrophically and explode after barely clearing the garage, please do know that i tried* *tried my best in general. i clearly did not try very hard with the rocket
if only there had been some way to know, beyond everything he’s ever said or done
man what is his actual DEAL, it is so easy not to do this if you aren’t a hateful sack of shit
i do hope that you remember to check the alt text on these images. i work very hard on it and it definitely isn't just a bunch of jokes
i would also like to direct your attention to this cute teaset. it is mostly covered up by the dialog balloons in the final image (patrons get a bonus version with no dialog), but i thought you should see it
this is the link to my patreon. in this cruel world i am forced to make money by drawing wieners. o woe! o torment! patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim
this is nominally a porn account and not a Fan Bullshit account, so here is a preview of a thing that is going up on patreon later today
he had never even seen the evil krusty doll
that’s adorable. anyway if this counts then me watching the 1960s batman counts toward watching the batman movies
this is not a defense
so i do also, and it was only within the last couple of years that i found out he had no damn idea what i was going on about
just in case anyone thinks this makes him the normal one, my husband never watched the simpsons. like at all
my husband just read your comment out loud to me, which i am pretty sure means our marriage is going well
listen, i understand that i am in the wrong here, but you have to also consider that this is so funny
GOD this was me with batman the animated series though. i taped the episodes while i was at school and then would fast forward to see if robin was in them. no robin, no watch. eventually i watched most of them but i was ride or die for dick grayson (ps i love star trek ToS, my dad was a trekkie)
thank YOU!! fwiw i was a big fan of 1, and i have a deep affection for david carradine and his awful, awful filmography so having him in 2 was great. he almost sold that superman speech! that's an oscar-worthy performance right there
see this is where the autism hits: i have seen all of catwoman's scenes, i know that michelle pfeiffer had to be sewn into the suit, i know that her catwoman was so successful that they wanted to make a solo movie but it ended up in development hell and eventually became the halle berry one
that one is bad even for him, like the takeaway from superman is 1) objectively wrong and 2) specifically the kind of wrong that Film Guys love because a film guy proves his bona fides to his fellows by watching the same movies everybody else does and then making the goofiest interpretation possible
it's been years since i saw it, but it was one of those films where i kept waiting for it to get good and that never happened. plus anytime tarantino has a character play Author's Mouthpiece, the point that the character is making is so dumb that i start wondering if he's doing a bit
honestly i think she's making the right choice on volume 2
he's dyin because normally, i am the Movie Guy, but while my brain is packed full of trivia, there are certain huge and very funny blind spots because my autism did not run in that direction. for example, i never saw the batman movies because i liked robin and robin wasn't in those
having been alive when the movie was originally released, i can tell you that this was the general public's reaction as well. one of the reasons that batman forever was a huge hit was because it was seen as a course correction from batman returns
he also found out that i never saw edward scissorhands because i watched the end of it and it was sad, so i decided i didn't want to watch the rest of it
me: ok well i think cumulatively i've probably seen like 60% of batman via clips him: no you haven't and that DOESN'T COUNT
told my husband that i've never watched either of the tim burton batman movies and he's so mad at me
idk i don't read comics, i do what i wants
superman is a hero, lex is moderately terrible but working on it (sort of)
IT IS, it's such a small part of the overall image but also, they are very Noticeable
i saw this movie in theaters and it was one of the best experiences of my life. packed house, whole crowd was fully on board and loud and shouting at the screen. fuck that nicole kidman shit, THIS is why i go to the movies
Babies, daddy would love to play with you, but daddy is very busy with--Bud, no, get down, you're too heavy for the sofa, and if I have to get the springs replaced again, I'm going to--DAMMIT, LEX, I wasn't READY. You have to wait until I'm READY!
UM the fabric is an ultra-flexible blend that wicks moisture and conforms to shape without constricting the wearer. i’m talking about nothing less than cutting-edge fiber technology. so no, CLARK, it’s not just about me looking at your chest. honestly, i can’t believe you’d even suggest such a thing
it’s superman
ngl half the reason i drew this was to draw the hyenas (the other half was to have fun with the character body language of bad at game vs good at game)
they are helping!! daddy is upset so they are going to help him feel better with good things that are fun (themselves, playing with toy)
my husband bought a batman chew toy for our dog because of this picture. the dog L O V E S the toy and we have been laughing a reasonable amount about it
they are probably playing a fighting game, and in this case, i am the joker. inveterate button masher, constantly insists that i would be playing better if you didn't start before i was ready. i am awful and no one should play anything with me, ever
and if you would like to read my stories about these dorks, they are here archiveofourown.org/users/kisski...
here is the part where i do my links, the links to my things patreon.com/jimmyjimsjim