Urgh can’t see any flags right now. I HATE this
Urgh can’t see any flags right now. I HATE this
I saw some today, and I feel so energised.
Don’t even feel like invading anywhere 😔
To paraphrase Samual Johnson “When an Englishman cba invading somewhere and looting all their stuff, he is tired of life”
Must be huge relief the scots never got involved in any of that business
You'll no doubt know what Dr J described as "the noblest prospect which a Scotchman* ever sees" *his word
A man of many failings, it would seem
The Scots simply utilise their foreigner-friendly flag (tartan). Maybe Engerland could do the same with some kind of white flag with a thin red pinstripe? - Me, for the Guardian.
I have tattooed flags on the inside of my eyelids so that I even see them when I am sleeping
Patriotmaxxing
Relaxing All cool
A real patriot would tattoo flags inside his foreskin so it would always be as if he was shagging them
Handy for flag tattoos and storing £2 coins
And snacks