Wish I was making this up, absolutely disgusting bsky.app/profile/schc...

I'm going to assume *she* was making that up, because I can't process the possibility that it's true

I sure hope you're right. As for me, I fear she may be an actual real life lizard person

(Just to be clear, because it's bsky, I do not believe in lizard people)

I'm with you but if she actually heats her house to 90° i am prepared to update my priors somewhat