honestly, real shoe is pretty similar to virtual shoe. if you told a guy 30 years ago that in 2025 you could virtually wear a shoe he'd probably be really confused. if you went even further and told him about 9/11, he'd be even more confused and wonder why you opened with talking about virtual shoes

these are the most expensive shoes i've bought in my entire life and apparently the people at the birkenstock store get them brought to the showroom via a weird hole in the wall that basement people stick their hands out of