Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.
Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.
The Secret Service let him pop back up after his ear was obliterated… must be OK.
He's going to stay over at a homeless shelter
They’ll grab some poor homeless person, throw him down on the ground so Trump can put his foot on his neck. A photo op that he can use to sell more merch to the MAGAts.
There's a reason! A dangerous pedophile is out, at night!
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We're all looking forward to the latest cosplay series - "General Bonespurs goes to war".
Well, NOW they're going to be dangerous.
Is he going to hold a Bible upside down again?
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You know what that means, women under the age of 17 need to stay home!
17? Try 14.
they could stage something like they did for the "assassination" attempt 🙄 for the DRAMATIC PICTURES
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Hide your daughters!
Better bring in the teenage girls.
He is tired of noem always getting the spotlight. They think it will distract us from the epstein files. Ha ha
Getting all the girls and female teens off the street
Sigh. Obviously not any *more", Kevin. Because of all the National Guard troops, especially from Ohio and South Carolina. They've done slapped all the crime like a cracker slapping a barrel.
YEAH REAL DANGEROUS
Can I pick the route?
Trump’s residency in DC absolutely has an empirical effect on the crime statistics there.
Is he taking a Bible?
The fat pedo heard they are giving out free sandwiches
Doesn't he normally cower in the bunker?
What a sick joke.
Where he goes, the crime goes.
THIS!! The SS would never let him set foot beyond the WH grounds if they thought there was any risk.
They might if they could have plausible deniability. How awful would it be to protect that farting tub of arrogance
Will he be carrying a bible for that photo op?
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He ran out of diapers and Adderall.
Here's to hoping they're as dangerous as he claims.
They should do this every night. They’re bound to slip up at least once.
Exactly!
Right after the drunk AG there said it was ok to carry rifles and guns. No charges, no matter how overwhelming the evidence is!
Audio engineers: please project fart and squeaky wheel sounds
I think a good strong gardenia scent would panic the delegation. Or maybe something like bitter almond. Are the antifa odor assault teams in position?
He must hate his Secret Service detail,
Holding a Bible upside down, no doubt. Just think, in every neighbourhood trump visits the crime rate will immediately rise 1000%.
If the streets were truly dangerous the orange coward would be hiding in that bunker ten stories down beneath the White House.
Oooh will there be outfit changes too?🍿
“Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.”
Was he holding a Bible too?
He heard about free sandwiches
How will his kankles hold up? Bet he rides in a golf cart.
Of course, it’s a ridealong. A stumblealong would look terrible.
Egad. With a few minor alterations, you can make Trump look like a caricature by Ralph Steadman. Hilarious.
Bingo!!!
Extra Adderall needed
How much money did this stunt cost us?
The biggest danger to DC is the orange felon pedo president.
In this instance I am so willing to be dramatically proven wrong
Rate of rapists walking around is going to skyrocket.
Let Donald walk through DC without security. Go ahead, Kankles... take a walk.
Well he's the only real criminal so why not.
JD says "yer Let him go,what's the worst that can happen? " wink wink
Secret Service will be closing down all sub shops ahead of time.
Think he'll hold a bible upside down again?
Of course, they will claim having thousands of troops on the streets made it safer.
Would be really convenient for them if someone were to try something… almost like they might be doing it for that exact reason
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Wonder if they're gonna let him swing a baton and crack a skull.
Maybe we'll get lucky and he can't get back inside because the stairs are too much for his swollen ankles.
What are the odds he has something staged up his sleeve? You know, like the assassination attempt or what happened to big balls.
High. Warships on route to Venezuela.
More likely a little car ride, like when he "had COVID". Maybe he'll make all the toadies walk behind the limo. I'm sure having the Secretary of the Treasury and the Secretary of Commerce out "in the streets" will stir fear in the hearts of criminals everywhere.
Hopefully the limo is a convertible and they JFK his ass
Okay this got an actual lol out of me. You wrote exactly what my thoughts were.
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Hide yo children ... Hide yo wives.
Cosplay insanity is the Styrofoam-spraypainted Gold of the Realm in Trump's teeny tiny little world.
Dc should line the streets with a wanted posters of the criminals Trump has pardoned!
Lt. Bone Spurs is also still jonesing for that parade.
I will never forgive the people who put this racist bastard in the White House again.
A one man crime spree about to take to the streets!
Will he be wearing his finest puppy vest?
is he bringing his upside down bible?
It also makes the number of felons on the street go up
For the life of me I can't stop thinking about Captain Lessard and this story.
I keep hoping someone frags him.
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Lock ur daughters up DC
Will he be holding a Bible upside down?
his middle name is Danger
If any dangerous desperados (little girls, scarecrows, etc) show up he’ll moiderize ‘em.
Will he ride in a tank?
Gee I hope this doesn’t go sideways somehow.
My Spidey sense is telling me that you're not being sincere. I believe you hope just the opposite. Or, maybe it's just me.
It's just a midnight trip to McDonald's...
Will they give him his own Popemobile? A Trumpmobile, if you will? We know that lazy bitch ain’t walking..
He didn’t even have his upside down Bible with him!
Work-release for the convict, doing community service.
The irony is priceless 🤣🤣
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Probably shoot some people in the legs, because who's gonna stop them? No one to push back now
World's worst streetwalker
Attention to all the parents of D.C. make sure your underage girls are at home safe and sound and lock all your doors and windows.
They’re gonna put him in a plate carrier and a helmet aren’t they?
They may want some pretense of him being 'attacked' to ramp things up further in a manufactured Reichstag fire kinda way.
Oh joy, somebody do what you do best when he goes out.
I mean can't he just walk on the roof again?
Another Rendition of Diddler on the Roof….
Will he be having the military launching tear gas?
I hope they're packing antacids for all the sub sandwiches that could be flying around out there. DC is a dangerous place.
He sleeps all morning.
Trump is trying so hard to mimic Zelensky's valor that he has the create hostile situations, aggressively attack and harass the public, then walk through super protected as if surveying ruins of a war. He is an ass clown emperor with no discipline or actual honor.
Even worse tonight there will be a waft of shit drifting across the city. Just an FYI, Eggs are cheaper now! 😉😉
If ICE agents are paid by the felony count of whomever they arrest, one of the American Gestapo can hit the 34X multiplier tonight
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Is he going to hold up a Bible again this time? 🙄
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Pedos of a feather... you are the company you keep still rings true.
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And no one wants another sex offender on the streets!
Donald is an overweight, out of shape octogenarian. I’m envisioning Dukakis in a tank-style photos and videos
🤡 show
Time for Maryland drivers to do what they do best
Just hope the joint task force of the DC police, National Guard, KGB, FBI, SS x2 (both Secret Service and Schutzstaffel), and CBP don't start looking for white collar criminals tonight. That would be awkward.
A very true statement...I used to work at the Blair House and many times I would have to be in at 3am and left at midnight. I never had one fear walking in DC at night or have been bothered. This is just another Trump proformance. He probably will have doughnuts
Will Noem lend him one of her cosplay outfits?
Bit tight perhaps.
What's the difference with just another felon roaming the streets?
Hope he takes his fake bible with him... 😏
Distraction. OPSEC is like his bowels. Better bubble wrap the MFer.😂🔥🤡
Ya he’ll be tucked away in a bulletproof car , that fat ass wouldn’t walk with them 😏
Was that one of ivanka's bright ideas, again.
I sure hope it’s safe😂😂🤮
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That is an excellent point!
Is he holding a Bible upside down?
My thoughts as well. This should be funny.
As long as he has his diaper he’s allowed to go out at night.
Those people that attacked BB, were they caught? If they are in jail, have we started a GoFundMe for their attorneys? Did they know how destructive this man is, or did they just instinctively know that they should beat the hell out of him? Whatever, they've got my contributions to a lawyer.
The fifteen-year-olds?
Like Barr clearing out the church yard for trumps bible photoshoot . We saw all the protests these last few days, will be interesting to see if the Gestapo even lets people out , anywhere near where he's going to be .
I hope someone sets off firecrackers...
That would be really, fucking dumb. They'd love an excuse to open fire.
It doesn't need to be close. A couple blocks away would be all that's needed to set the mood.
Also dumb, because they'd then say "Listen, you can hear gunfire."
Then just huddle in your basement in the dark in total silence and hope everything just goes away
And what, precisely, would firecrackers accomplish? How would that benefit anyone? Because all just fucking around does is put you on their radar.
I'd be shocked if I wasn't already there
They *could* trigger a heart attack.... Still not a great idea, but while the floor is very low, the ceiling is very very high. 🤷🏽
If someone's gonna fuck with they should make it absurd. Blast the Benny Hill theme, clown flash mob, skip through the streets in a g-string and a top hat singing show tunes. But doing something that can be mistaken for an attack is gonna get people hurt/killed.
I guess if you only have firecrackers and basement as your ideas, you have to pick one...
Just shout "child raper" the way they were shouting "couch fucker" at Vance.
And then watch how many heads turn in response 👀
George Floyd
I hope so too because I hope the combo of firecrackers and methane from his Depends alights and blows that fat ass off. Bang.
Riding in a M1 Abrams
Clearly, they're very dangerous; they allow felons on the streets at night.
He just wants to be on TV more. We all know Captain Cankles can't even walk a block without getting winded.
By direction of Putin, Reek must smell his own diaper if he walks further than 1/2 km. That’s why he looks like an ape with scoliosis now.
There may very well be a golf cart involved.
Well, it's a given he won't be on foot patrol. Bone spurs, y'know.
They think everyone is as stupid as they are. Performative bullshit artists.
The mad Dictator rides at night. 🙄
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If the streets got cleaned up that quickly, 1. It's time to send the National Guard home and B. It wasn't that bad to begin with.
He just wants that chance to shoot someone on the street before he dies
Message to DC parents, please lock up your daughters whilst Epstein's buddy is out prowling the streets.
Dukakis in a helmet vibes...
At least Dukakis served.
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If there was ever any night to keep your young daughters home, tonight would be that night. The president is on the prowl.
Everyone should hide their children!
Just like he would ride along in Baghdad
So much theater, so little substance. Thank you President Bone Spurs. You make me so proud. ☹️
They plan to stage some bloody balls false flag shit for the other ear lobe?
It would be great if everyone could just close their shops up for the night, make the town dead. That’s what he’s does- kills things. But unfortunately, we all have to continue to go on and try to make money to live, and these restaurants and businesses are already facing issues.
Will there be cosplay? How will he get there? Golf cart or the Beast
Why do I envision him handing out his new 2028 presidential hats to ICE, the National Guard & local law enforcement for his new ad campaign propaganda of his "accomplishments" paid for by American taxpayers?
King of the Performatives.
The “president”
Everyone in DC should be walking with a sandwich tonight
Just casually snacking on Subway sammies 😁
Make the sammies you're going to eat at home. Wield the Subway sammies. No joy? Take them home and pop them in the freezer...
If you’re gonna freeze the sandwich before you throw it, make sure to get it nice and soaking wet first.
With all these jobless DC National Guard, give them all a Brush to sweep as they go! A clean sweep of DC streets
😆 he's off his leash.
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He should take his Bible with him.
D.C.’s criminals are panicking because they don’t want to be seen in public with him.
It's like the Joker and his crew rolling into any other town than Gotham.
You win the internets this week! 🏆
GrandPAW PATROL is on the hunt, look out crime!
Pawpaganda
Funny!
It's the smell
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Would you?
DC’s criminals might be criminals, but they’re not monsters!
Nobel Prize level snark.
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Well, Secret Service did let him stop mid assassination attempt for a photo op; so they are consistent-ly trying to get him killed I guess.
One can hope
What's the over/under for how many tear gas rounds are going to be used to clear the path? 🤔
Might be another staged ear attack
He'll be carrying a bible presented to him by ivanka. Oh, and it will be upside down for the cameras.
Do you think he’s going to use a golf cart
Protect the ultimate source of the chaos and crime in DC? I don't think they need to protect that from any larger danger, at least not for a quick, unscheduled photo op.
So what happens if he just whips out a gun and shoots someone in the middle of DuPont Circle?
THIS how Really TRUMP looks Patrolling DC with his Gestapo Nazis NG, ICE, Police & FBI!
He will driven to a very safe spot; perhaps the backyard of the WH. He will get out of the car - cankles permitting - wave - get back in the car and return to his empty bed.
No, they’ll round up someone to get footage of a Violent Criminal Being Taken Down with Extreme Prejudice while he watches & maybe gets some taunting in, first
#FelonPotus is the one they should be rounding up and deporting
And to scout for preteens for his "spa"
Maybe they'll even let him give a go at violating somebody's civil rights!
They checked it with a poll, and only two percent of the folks in the neighborhoods they plan to ride through know what a “Molotov cocktail” is.
I’m not the only one but many people are saying he’s planning another staged assassination attempt because he’s failing in the polls again
I thought they didn’t let him out at night, because of the sundowning bit?
No shit
WH and djt are likely hoping for someone to throw a sandwich or a shoe, etc. to justify a lethal over-reaction from the "military" & provide justification.
Trump is the danger. Trump is the one who rapes. They'll probably bag some immigrant off of the street for him to violate, based on current government behavior.
Here we go - there will be another staged attack on him for sympathy. Queue the ketchup and maxi pads
Maybe that’s the plan?
He might get to wear his new uniform even.
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I hope the people of DC bang their pots to annoy the shit in his diaper
So, basically, Melanie canceled date night
Standing order since barron was conceived😜
Hahhahaha!
McDonald’s drive thru?
Trump on the prowl - a convicted felon, adjudicated sexual predator and alleged sexual abuser who is busy having his name deleted from the Epstein files by many 100's of FBI agents. An admitted P#$sy grabber. Inciter & pardoner of violent insurrection and assaults on police.
DC: Lock up your women and children with this guy on the streets, just to keep them safe.