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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.

aug 21, 2025, 6:12 pm • 9,436 1,862

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hellpasoian.bsky.social @hellpasoian.bsky.social

The Secret Service let him pop back up after his ear was obliterated… must be OK.

aug 21, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nico @mevistox5.bsky.social

He's going to stay over at a homeless shelter

aug 21, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kat K 🐾🐾 @hihkatharine.bsky.social

They’ll grab some poor homeless person, throw him down on the ground so Trump can put his foot on his neck. A photo op that he can use to sell more merch to the MAGAts.

aug 22, 2025, 9:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

There's a reason! A dangerous pedophile is out, at night!

aug 21, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 9:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com

We're all looking forward to the latest cosplay series - "General Bonespurs goes to war".

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aug 21, 2025, 7:00 pm • 7 1 • view
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Clay Wright @clywrig.bsky.social

Well, NOW they're going to be dangerous.

aug 22, 2025, 12:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay B Personne @jbrdtrd.bsky.social

Is he going to hold a Bible upside down again?

aug 21, 2025, 7:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nunya 👊🇺🇸🔥🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇧💙 @nosln.bsky.social

L

aug 22, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
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uncertainshade.bsky.social @uncertainshade.bsky.social

🤞

aug 22, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
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sanityrules.bsky.social @sanityrules.bsky.social

You know what that means, women under the age of 17 need to stay home!

aug 21, 2025, 7:11 pm • 5 0 • view
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Pocket Pancakes @rudedawg.bsky.social

17? Try 14.

aug 21, 2025, 11:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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sandiego_cindy 👣🐾 @digitalramble.bsky.social

they could stage something like they did for the "assassination" attempt 🙄 for the DRAMATIC PICTURES

aug 22, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Artist12 @artist12.bsky.social

🤣😂

aug 21, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ruby S. @rubyji.bsky.social

Hide your daughters!

aug 21, 2025, 6:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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OldJediMaster @oldjedimaster.bsky.social

Better bring in the teenage girls.

aug 22, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
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misse123.bsky.social @misse123.bsky.social

He is tired of noem always getting the spotlight. They think it will distract us from the epstein files. Ha ha

aug 21, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dennis 🇨🇦 @l9w324.bsky.social

Getting all the girls and female teens off the street

aug 21, 2025, 7:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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bonniegriffith2.bsky.social @bonniegriffith2.bsky.social

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aug 21, 2025, 6:39 pm • 18 2 • view
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wakeforestranger.bsky.social @wakeforestranger.bsky.social

aug 21, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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moominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social

Sigh. Obviously not any *more", Kevin. Because of all the National Guard troops, especially from Ohio and South Carolina. They've done slapped all the crime like a cracker slapping a barrel.

aug 22, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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halfpint.bsky.social @halfpint.bsky.social

YEAH REAL DANGEROUS

aug 22, 2025, 3:37 am • 0 0 • view
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terps3040.bsky.social @terps3040.bsky.social

Can I pick the route?

aug 22, 2025, 1:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social

Trump’s residency in DC absolutely has an empirical effect on the crime statistics there.

aug 21, 2025, 7:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jonathan Mayer @jonrmayer.bsky.social

Is he taking a Bible?

aug 21, 2025, 6:14 pm • 25 1 • view
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Walter S. Obchakeit @deathmetalpedals.bsky.social

The fat pedo heard they are giving out free sandwiches

aug 21, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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imalibtard.bsky.social @imalibtard.bsky.social

Doesn't he normally cower in the bunker?

aug 21, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gimlet Eye @mcgimleteye13.bsky.social

What a sick joke.

aug 22, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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dubbs901.bsky.social @dubbs901.bsky.social

Where he goes, the crime goes.

aug 21, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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playswiithdragons.bsky.social @playswiithdragons.bsky.social

THIS!! The SS would never let him set foot beyond the WH grounds if they thought there was any risk.

aug 22, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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cactusf1ower.bsky.social @cactusf1ower.bsky.social

They might if they could have plausible deniability. How awful would it be to protect that farting tub of arrogance

aug 22, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Gail @rowls.bsky.social

Will he be carrying a bible for that photo op?

aug 22, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Lindsey Straus she/her @take2andhit2left.bsky.social

🤣

aug 21, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Strautz1 @strautz1.bsky.social

He ran out of diapers and Adderall.

aug 21, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fearless Potato (AW) @fearlesspotato.bsky.social

Here's to hoping they're as dangerous as he claims.

aug 21, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ngiculela @ezwind.bsky.social

They should do this every night. They’re bound to slip up at least once.

aug 21, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vickie Carey 🦋 @vickiecarey.bsky.social

Exactly!

aug 21, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barbara @bamart8.bsky.social

Right after the drunk AG there said it was ok to carry rifles and guns. No charges, no matter how overwhelming the evidence is!

aug 22, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Jul Suits @julsuits.bsky.social

Audio engineers: please project fart and squeaky wheel sounds

aug 21, 2025, 7:51 pm • 4 1 • view
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JTMLX @jtmlx.bsky.social

I think a good strong gardenia scent would panic the delegation. Or maybe something like bitter almond. Are the antifa odor assault teams in position?

aug 21, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tim W. ☮️ @heymrwilson1.bsky.social

He must hate his Secret Service detail,

aug 21, 2025, 6:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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BunnEFartz @bunnefartz.bsky.social

Holding a Bible upside down, no doubt. Just think, in every neighbourhood trump visits the crime rate will immediately rise 1000%.

aug 21, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moldy Teeth @moldyteeth.bsky.social

If the streets were truly dangerous the orange coward would be hiding in that bunker ten stories down beneath the White House.

aug 22, 2025, 12:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ecoprairiepainter @ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social

Oooh will there be outfit changes too?🍿

aug 21, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kat Denise @katpic57.bsky.social

“Well, you know the streets of DC are truly dangerous if they're letting the president go out at night for a photo op.”

aug 21, 2025, 9:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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CtK @in-prose93.bsky.social

Was he holding a Bible too?

aug 22, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Inactive Participant @inactiveparti.bsky.social

He heard about free sandwiches

aug 21, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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sendingmetta.bsky.social @sendingmetta.bsky.social

How will his kankles hold up? Bet he rides in a golf cart.

aug 21, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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JTMLX @jtmlx.bsky.social

Of course, it’s a ridealong. A stumblealong would look terrible.

aug 21, 2025, 9:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Monster Slayer Quinn @gypsy--1639.bsky.social

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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social

Egad. With a few minor alterations, you can make Trump look like a caricature by Ralph Steadman. Hilarious.

aug 22, 2025, 6:54 am • 1 0 • view
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csmith24.bsky.social @csmith24.bsky.social

Bingo!!!

aug 22, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Herban Curandera ✨✨ @herbancurandera.bsky.social

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LL @cheetodusty.bsky.social

Extra Adderall needed

aug 21, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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isolated4.bsky.social @isolated4.bsky.social

How much money did this stunt cost us?

aug 22, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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pier14.bsky.social @pier14.bsky.social

The biggest danger to DC is the orange felon pedo president.

aug 21, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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volcanicsand.bsky.social @volcanicsand.bsky.social

In this instance I am so willing to be dramatically proven wrong

aug 21, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social

Rate of rapists walking around is going to skyrocket.

aug 21, 2025, 6:16 pm • 86 1 • view
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DrakenKnight @drakenknight.bsky.social

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JP 🩵🤍❤️🫶🩵💛 @bekindhavehope.bsky.social

Let Donald walk through DC without security. Go ahead, Kankles... take a walk.

aug 22, 2025, 6:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Anti Orange Turd 💩 @mjk65.bsky.social

Well he's the only real criminal so why not.

aug 22, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Nick Withheld @nickwithheld.bsky.social

JD says "yer Let him go,what's the worst that can happen? " wink wink

aug 21, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rachel 🌈🚺 🥄 ♿️💙 @rachel-ann-88.bsky.social

Secret Service will be closing down all sub shops ahead of time.

aug 21, 2025, 7:43 pm • 4 0 • view
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W.B. @wperiodbperiod.bsky.social

Think he'll hold a bible upside down again?

aug 21, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tickles La Rue @tickleslarue.bsky.social

Of course, they will claim having thousands of troops on the streets made it safer.

aug 21, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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alexander-cs.bsky.social @alexander-cs.bsky.social

Can't wait to see the outfit.

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aug 21, 2025, 6:52 pm • 18 1 • view
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Masamoon @masamoon.bsky.social

Would be really convenient for them if someone were to try something… almost like they might be doing it for that exact reason

aug 22, 2025, 12:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Tls @earlygreyhot07.bsky.social

😂😂😂

aug 22, 2025, 3:58 am • 0 0 • view
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TracyGlover@bluesky.com @tracyglover.bsky.social

@kamalaharris.com @govpritzker.illinois.gov @governorwalz.mn.gov @governor.ca.gov @velshimsnbc.bsky.social @msnbc.com @raskin.house.gov @padilla.senate.gov @tedlieu.bsky.social @whitehouse.senate.gov

aug 21, 2025, 9:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social

Wonder if they're gonna let him swing a baton and crack a skull.

aug 21, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lesley Smith @lasmith83.bsky.social

Maybe we'll get lucky and he can't get back inside because the stairs are too much for his swollen ankles.

aug 21, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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lpaton83.bsky.social @lpaton83.bsky.social

What are the odds he has something staged up his sleeve? You know, like the assassination attempt or what happened to big balls.

aug 21, 2025, 6:37 pm • 54 5 • view
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Parker Hardison @parkerhardison.bsky.social

High. Warships on route to Venezuela.

aug 21, 2025, 7:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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beachglitter27.bsky.social @beachglitter27.bsky.social

More likely a little car ride, like when he "had COVID". Maybe he'll make all the toadies walk behind the limo. I'm sure having the Secretary of the Treasury and the Secretary of Commerce out "in the streets" will stir fear in the hearts of criminals everywhere.

aug 21, 2025, 9:20 pm • 13 0 • view
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deannanbanana.bsky.social @deannanbanana.bsky.social

Hopefully the limo is a convertible and they JFK his ass

aug 21, 2025, 11:16 pm • 7 2 • view
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Thenamesweed @thenamesweed.bsky.social

Okay this got an actual lol out of me. You wrote exactly what my thoughts were.

aug 22, 2025, 5:05 am • 2 0 • view
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deannanbanana.bsky.social @deannanbanana.bsky.social

🤝🏼

aug 22, 2025, 5:11 am • 1 0 • view
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biarritz45.bsky.social @biarritz45.bsky.social

Hide yo children ... Hide yo wives.

aug 22, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Social Greedia @socialgreedia.bsky.social

Cosplay insanity is the Styrofoam-spraypainted Gold of the Realm in Trump's teeny tiny little world.

aug 21, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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malljane.bsky.social @malljane.bsky.social

Dc should line the streets with a wanted posters of the criminals Trump has pardoned!

aug 21, 2025, 7:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Protest Poet @protestpoet.bsky.social

Lt. Bone Spurs is also still jonesing for that parade.

aug 21, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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veronicanyce.bsky.social @veronicanyce.bsky.social

I will never forgive the people who put this racist bastard in the White House again.

aug 21, 2025, 7:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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dlcsea.bsky.social @dlcsea.bsky.social

A one man crime spree about to take to the streets!

aug 21, 2025, 6:37 pm • 7 0 • view
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Bill Dean 🇺🇦🌻🇺🇸 @lattosimbaste.bsky.social

Will he be wearing his finest puppy vest?

aug 22, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
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margie @pettywhite.bsky.social

is he bringing his upside down bible?

aug 21, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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LethalDose50 @lethaldose50.bsky.social

It also makes the number of felons on the street go up

aug 21, 2025, 6:26 pm • 8 0 • view
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Max @arbiterdroid.bsky.social

For the life of me I can't stop thinking about Captain Lessard and this story.

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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social

I keep hoping someone frags him.

aug 21, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nazish Munch @nazishmunch.bsky.social

🤣

aug 21, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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MaryB @marb1.bsky.social

Lock ur daughters up DC

aug 22, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Red Banner @hotel-putingrad.bsky.social

Will he be holding a Bible upside down?

aug 21, 2025, 6:23 pm • 8 2 • view
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CB is here @cbshere.bsky.social

his middle name is Danger

aug 21, 2025, 8:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pope Impious @popeimpious.bsky.social

If any dangerous desperados (little girls, scarecrows, etc) show up he’ll moiderize ‘em.

aug 21, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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catshadow.bsky.social @catshadow.bsky.social

Will he ride in a tank?

aug 21, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ken Daman @kendaman.bsky.social

Gee I hope this doesn’t go sideways somehow.

aug 21, 2025, 9:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Pocket Pancakes @rudedawg.bsky.social

My Spidey sense is telling me that you're not being sincere. I believe you hope just the opposite. Or, maybe it's just me.

aug 21, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate Sometimes @bestsloth.bsky.social

It's just a midnight trip to McDonald's...

aug 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Angela 🇨🇦 Nasty Canadian @maryangelafitz.bsky.social

Will they give him his own Popemobile? A Trumpmobile, if you will? We know that lazy bitch ain’t walking..

aug 21, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Voice of the Dogs @cekiritz.bsky.social

He didn’t even have his upside down Bible with him!

aug 22, 2025, 8:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

Work-release for the convict, doing community service.

aug 21, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bruce Disenhouse @bed52.bsky.social

The irony is priceless 🤣🤣

aug 21, 2025, 8:47 pm • 5 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 9:30 am • 1 1 • view
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BlueBarbara @bluerthanblue16.bsky.social

Probably shoot some people in the legs, because who's gonna stop them? No one to push back now

aug 21, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social

World's worst streetwalker

aug 21, 2025, 6:51 pm • 8 0 • view
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civil-disobedient.bsky.social @civil-disobedient.bsky.social

Attention to all the parents of D.C. make sure your underage girls are at home safe and sound and lock all your doors and windows.

aug 21, 2025, 11:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Totally Valid Handle @azgict.bsky.social

They’re gonna put him in a plate carrier and a helmet aren’t they?

aug 21, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kevin Hamilton @1kevhamilton.bsky.social

They may want some pretense of him being 'attacked' to ramp things up further in a manufactured Reichstag fire kinda way.

aug 21, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon chase @chase76.bsky.social

Oh joy, somebody do what you do best when he goes out.

aug 21, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Outspoken Observer @outspokenobserver.bsky.social

I mean can't he just walk on the roof again?

aug 21, 2025, 6:30 pm • 7 0 • view
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Existenceisfutile @nogodsamongus.bsky.social

Another Rendition of Diddler on the Roof….

aug 22, 2025, 11:13 am • 2 0 • view
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Walter Ehrhardt @wehrhardt.bsky.social

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Don Shafer @donshafer.bsky.social

Will he be having the military launching tear gas?

aug 21, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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jasoncampbell617.bsky.social @jasoncampbell617.bsky.social

I hope they're packing antacids for all the sub sandwiches that could be flying around out there. DC is a dangerous place.

aug 21, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cathymac @cathymac.bsky.social

He sleeps all morning.

aug 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Karenmia🫣 @indigogurlsf222.bsky.social

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Twisted Sister✨️ @ehnvhee.bsky.social

Trump is trying so hard to mimic Zelensky's valor that he has the create hostile situations, aggressively attack and harass the public, then walk through super protected as if surveying ruins of a war. He is an ass clown emperor with no discipline or actual honor.

aug 22, 2025, 10:45 am • 4 1 • view
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JeffersonLXVI 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇪🇳🇱🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🩼 @jefferson66.bsky.social

Even worse tonight there will be a waft of shit drifting across the city. Just an FYI, Eggs are cheaper now! 😉😉

aug 21, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social

If ICE agents are paid by the felony count of whomever they arrest, one of the American Gestapo can hit the 34X multiplier tonight

aug 21, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 9:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Joanne @jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social

Is he going to hold up a Bible again this time? 🙄

aug 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 9:30 am • 2 1 • view
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Joanne @jomommafromtwitter.bsky.social

Pedos of a feather... you are the company you keep still rings true.

aug 22, 2025, 3:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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ButterflyBleu @butterflybleu.bsky.social

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recalled-to-life.bsky.social @recalled-to-life.bsky.social

And no one wants another sex offender on the streets!

aug 22, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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aruss updates @aruss-updates.bsky.social

Donald is an overweight, out of shape octogenarian. I’m envisioning Dukakis in a tank-style photos and videos

aug 21, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roger Reynolds @rreynoldsjr1.bsky.social

🤡 show

aug 21, 2025, 8:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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lilold3chordme @lilold3chordme.bsky.social

Time for Maryland drivers to do what they do best

aug 21, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social

Just hope the joint task force of the DC police, National Guard, KGB, FBI, SS x2 (both Secret Service and Schutzstaffel), and CBP don't start looking for white collar criminals tonight. That would be awkward.

aug 21, 2025, 6:42 pm • 8 2 • view
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Gold Country Rich @goldcountryrich.bsky.social

Various new check points are being setup accordingly...

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longdogsrule.bsky.social @longdogsrule.bsky.social

A very true statement...I used to work at the Blair House and many times I would have to be in at 3am and left at midnight. I never had one fear walking in DC at night or have been bothered. This is just another Trump proformance. He probably will have doughnuts

aug 21, 2025, 9:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jeff Norman @jeffnorman.bsky.social

Will Noem lend him one of her cosplay outfits?

aug 21, 2025, 6:13 pm • 5 1 • view
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Chris @fieldbean.bsky.social

Bit tight perhaps.

aug 21, 2025, 6:14 pm • 4 0 • view
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Tony W @tonywrocks.bsky.social

What's the difference with just another felon roaming the streets?

aug 22, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view
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John Grunder @jgrunder.bsky.social

Hope he takes his fake bible with him... 😏

aug 21, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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patclatter.bsky.social @patclatter.bsky.social

Distraction. OPSEC is like his bowels. Better bubble wrap the MFer.😂🔥🤡

aug 21, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eddy St Clair @eddystcclair.bsky.social

An excellent example for our soldiers to follow TODAY!

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Jody @smurf66.bsky.social

Ya he’ll be tucked away in a bulletproof car , that fat ass wouldn’t walk with them 😏

aug 21, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Spicymixofsweet @spicymixofsweet.bsky.social

Was that one of ivanka's bright ideas, again.

aug 21, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Miriam @miri100.bsky.social

I sure hope it’s safe😂😂🤮

aug 21, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 9:35 am • 3 0 • view
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odilegb32.bsky.social @odilegb32.bsky.social

That is an excellent point!

aug 21, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rainwalker @rainwalkerak.bsky.social

Is he holding a Bible upside down?

aug 22, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
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momofanangel.bsky.social @momofanangel.bsky.social

My thoughts as well. This should be funny.

aug 21, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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toddman42.bsky.social @toddman42.bsky.social

As long as he has his diaper he’s allowed to go out at night.

aug 21, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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patlalaver01.bsky.social @patlalaver01.bsky.social

Those people that attacked BB, were they caught? If they are in jail, have we started a GoFundMe for their attorneys? Did they know how destructive this man is, or did they just instinctively know that they should beat the hell out of him? Whatever, they've got my contributions to a lawyer.

aug 21, 2025, 9:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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nancyhart.bsky.social @nancyhart.bsky.social

The fifteen-year-olds?

aug 22, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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dmp2you.bsky.social @dmp2you.bsky.social

Like Barr clearing out the church yard for trumps bible photoshoot . We saw all the protests these last few days, will be interesting to see if the Gestapo even lets people out , anywhere near where he's going to be .

aug 21, 2025, 6:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime23.bsky.social

I hope someone sets off firecrackers...

aug 21, 2025, 6:21 pm • 23 0 • view
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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social

That would be really, fucking dumb. They'd love an excuse to open fire.

aug 21, 2025, 6:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime23.bsky.social

It doesn't need to be close. A couple blocks away would be all that's needed to set the mood.

aug 21, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social

Also dumb, because they'd then say "Listen, you can hear gunfire."

aug 21, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime23.bsky.social

Then just huddle in your basement in the dark in total silence and hope everything just goes away

aug 21, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social

And what, precisely, would firecrackers accomplish? How would that benefit anyone? Because all just fucking around does is put you on their radar.

aug 21, 2025, 6:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime23.bsky.social

I'd be shocked if I wasn't already there

aug 21, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nate Brought @antifaspecops.bsky.social

They *could* trigger a heart attack.... Still not a great idea, but while the floor is very low, the ceiling is very very high. 🤷🏽

aug 21, 2025, 7:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sandy-O @sandy-o.bsky.social

If someone's gonna fuck with they should make it absurd. Blast the Benny Hill theme, clown flash mob, skip through the streets in a g-string and a top hat singing show tunes. But doing something that can be mistaken for an attack is gonna get people hurt/killed.

aug 21, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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kda @kdacar.com

I guess if you only have firecrackers and basement as your ideas, you have to pick one...

aug 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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RealAnneMarie1❌🧊 @realannemarie1.bsky.social

Just shout "child raper" the way they were shouting "couch fucker" at Vance.

aug 21, 2025, 7:06 pm • 28 0 • view
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Patti Fink (she/her) 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🗽🗳️💙 @pattifink.bsky.social

And then watch how many heads turn in response 👀

aug 21, 2025, 8:42 pm • 10 0 • view
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Pleebus @ppleebus.bsky.social

George Floyd

aug 22, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 1 • view
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Marty Malexecheverria @martyecheverria.bsky.social

I hope so too because I hope the combo of firecrackers and methane from his Depends alights and blows that fat ass off. Bang.

aug 21, 2025, 7:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peter Italiano @bigpete1946.bsky.social

Riding in a M1 Abrams

aug 21, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Donna Hamilton @ladydonner.bsky.social

Clearly, they're very dangerous; they allow felons on the streets at night.

aug 21, 2025, 6:14 pm • 15 0 • view
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MM @mmwritessf.bsky.social

He just wants to be on TV more. We all know Captain Cankles can't even walk a block without getting winded.

aug 21, 2025, 6:20 pm • 18 2 • view
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DogKnows @thedogknows.bsky.social

By direction of Putin, Reek must smell his own diaper if he walks further than 1/2 km. That’s why he looks like an ape with scoliosis now.

aug 22, 2025, 10:10 am • 1 0 • view
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nchmg.bsky.social @nchmg.bsky.social

There may very well be a golf cart involved.

aug 21, 2025, 8:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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ann withane @ann-withane.bsky.social

Well, it's a given he won't be on foot patrol. Bone spurs, y'know.

aug 22, 2025, 11:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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spanishbubbe.bsky.social @spanishbubbe.bsky.social

They think everyone is as stupid as they are. Performative bullshit artists.

aug 21, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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🦋Rrhae 🇺🇸 I Dissent!🫘 @goldrrhae.bsky.social

The mad Dictator rides at night. 🙄

aug 21, 2025, 6:26 pm • 9 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

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aug 22, 2025, 9:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Melissa Gill @melissagill.bsky.social

If the streets got cleaned up that quickly, 1. It's time to send the National Guard home and B. It wasn't that bad to begin with.

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aug 21, 2025, 9:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Whether Underground @fightingmongeese.bsky.social

He just wants that chance to shoot someone on the street before he dies

aug 21, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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batucadaplease.bsky.social @batucadaplease.bsky.social

Message to DC parents, please lock up your daughters whilst Epstein's buddy is out prowling the streets.

aug 21, 2025, 6:42 pm • 9 1 • view
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Heidi Foreman @hlforeman.bsky.social

Dukakis in a helmet vibes...

aug 21, 2025, 6:14 pm • 4 0 • view
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moominpapa.bsky.social @moominpapa.bsky.social

At least Dukakis served.

aug 22, 2025, 11:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lee Cee @leeceelee.bsky.social

Ohio: CONTACT Gov DeWine over Natl Guard. Leave a message no matter what if mailbox is full. — Office: Main: 614-466-3555 2nd: 614-644-4357 Dayton: 937-285-6185 Email: governor.ohio.gov/contact/cont... List of DeWine’s top staffers you can leave a message with: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

aug 21, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 1 • view
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HDHackman @hdhackman.bsky.social

If there was ever any night to keep your young daughters home, tonight would be that night. The president is on the prowl.

aug 21, 2025, 9:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Laurie 💙 @leh2323.bsky.social

Everyone should hide their children!

aug 21, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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steelguypa.bsky.social @steelguypa.bsky.social

Just like he would ride along in Baghdad

aug 22, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Bob Graves @navybob.bsky.social

So much theater, so little substance. Thank you President Bone Spurs. You make me so proud. ☹️

aug 21, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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badgerbluebelle @badgerbluebelle.bsky.social

They plan to stage some bloody balls false flag shit for the other ear lobe?

aug 21, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sarah @sarah-fl.bsky.social

It would be great if everyone could just close their shops up for the night, make the town dead. That’s what he’s does- kills things. But unfortunately, we all have to continue to go on and try to make money to live, and these restaurants and businesses are already facing issues.

aug 21, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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reddancer303.bsky.social @reddancer303.bsky.social

Will there be cosplay? How will he get there? Golf cart or the Beast

aug 21, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kris @tazz2023.bsky.social

Why do I envision him handing out his new 2028 presidential hats to ICE, the National Guard & local law enforcement for his new ad campaign propaganda of his "accomplishments" paid for by American taxpayers?

aug 21, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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BarlowBase @barlowbase.bsky.social

King of the Performatives.

aug 21, 2025, 6:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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icannothelp.bsky.social @icannothelp.bsky.social

The “president”

aug 22, 2025, 2:20 am • 0 0 • view
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jeff-the-grip.bsky.social @jeff-the-grip.bsky.social

Everyone in DC should be walking with a sandwich tonight

aug 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 49 1 • view
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Lainey @emewm.bsky.social

Just casually snacking on Subway sammies 😁

aug 21, 2025, 8:39 pm • 13 0 • view
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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social

Make the sammies you're going to eat at home. Wield the Subway sammies. No joy? Take them home and pop them in the freezer...

aug 22, 2025, 6:51 am • 2 0 • view
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DogKnows @thedogknows.bsky.social

If you’re gonna freeze the sandwich before you throw it, make sure to get it nice and soaking wet first.

aug 22, 2025, 10:07 am • 2 0 • view
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bellhui1b.bsky.social @bellhui1b.bsky.social

With all these jobless DC National Guard, give them all a Brush to sweep as they go! A clean sweep of DC streets

aug 22, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social

😆 he's off his leash.

aug 22, 2025, 7:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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elizabethretired.bsky.social @elizabethretired.bsky.social

😂

aug 21, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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MsGayle @msgayle510.bsky.social

👍😂😂😂

aug 21, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Marquito Carlsonic @markalancarlson.bsky.social

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aug 22, 2025, 11:54 am • 4 0 • view
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kenbreakingnews.bsky.social @kenbreakingnews.bsky.social

He should take his Bible with him.

aug 21, 2025, 9:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social

D.C.’s criminals are panicking because they don’t want to be seen in public with him.

aug 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 235 18 • view
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Anywhy @anywhy.bsky.social

It's like the Joker and his crew rolling into any other town than Gotham.

aug 21, 2025, 7:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lynne @lynne-sails.bsky.social

You win the internets this week! 🏆

aug 22, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

GrandPAW PATROL is on the hunt, look out crime!

aug 21, 2025, 9:11 pm • 6 0 • view
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Amie Gillingham @aimkag.bsky.social

Pawpaganda

aug 21, 2025, 9:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Anti-SS 🍺 🍻 @antiss.bsky.social

Funny!

aug 21, 2025, 6:45 pm • 10 0 • view
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Beaufighter Mk VI @beaufighter.bsky.social

It's the smell

aug 22, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Betti 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 Part owner of Canada @gabriellasmom2018.bsky.social

🤣

aug 21, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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trishdish.bsky.social @trishdish.bsky.social

Would you?

aug 22, 2025, 12:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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mst3kharris.bsky.social @mst3kharris.bsky.social

DC’s criminals might be criminals, but they’re not monsters!

aug 22, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Ricck75 @ricck75.bsky.social

Nobel Prize level snark.

aug 21, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/af68...

aug 22, 2025, 9:29 am • 5 3 • view
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Extroverted Introvert @nlsuryawan.bsky.social

Well, Secret Service did let him stop mid assassination attempt for a photo op; so they are consistent-ly trying to get him killed I guess.

aug 21, 2025, 8:44 pm • 3 1 • view
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AJ Haveonethanks @ajhaveonethanks.bsky.social

One can hope

aug 21, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Kiskamp @skiskamp.bsky.social

What's the over/under for how many tear gas rounds are going to be used to clear the path? 🤔

aug 21, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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01-amanda.bsky.social @01-amanda.bsky.social

Might be another staged ear attack

aug 21, 2025, 7:39 pm • 6 1 • view
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Jan @countrygal.bsky.social

He'll be carrying a bible presented to him by ivanka. Oh, and it will be upside down for the cameras.

aug 21, 2025, 7:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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martha @itsmarthintime.bsky.social

Do you think he’s going to use a golf cart

aug 21, 2025, 6:13 pm • 6 0 • view
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AK Reenee @akreenee.bsky.social

Protect the ultimate source of the chaos and crime in DC? I don't think they need to protect that from any larger danger, at least not for a quick, unscheduled photo op.

aug 22, 2025, 12:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cato Young @youngocato.bsky.social

So what happens if he just whips out a gun and shoots someone in the middle of DuPont Circle?

aug 21, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Boricua @olmedacamilo1.bsky.social

THIS how Really TRUMP looks Patrolling DC with his Gestapo Nazis NG, ICE, Police & FBI!

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aug 21, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 1 • view
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westvillagecrank.bsky.social @westvillagecrank.bsky.social

He will driven to a very safe spot; perhaps the backyard of the WH. He will get out of the car - cankles permitting - wave - get back in the car and return to his empty bed.

aug 21, 2025, 6:13 pm • 44 2 • view
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Jeff (no, the mitochondrial challenge king) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social

No, they’ll round up someone to get footage of a Violent Criminal Being Taken Down with Extreme Prejudice while he watches & maybe gets some taunting in, first

aug 21, 2025, 7:38 pm • 18 1 • view
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kberith @kberith.bsky.social

#FelonPotus is the one they should be rounding up and deporting

aug 21, 2025, 7:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Shelley & Fagin the dog faced boy @fagin.bsky.social

And to scout for preteens for his "spa"

aug 22, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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branewave.bsky.social @branewave.bsky.social

Maybe they'll even let him give a go at violating somebody's civil rights!

aug 21, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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JTMLX @jtmlx.bsky.social

They checked it with a poll, and only two percent of the folks in the neighborhoods they plan to ride through know what a “Molotov cocktail” is.

aug 21, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Carole @cxmcha.bsky.social

I’m not the only one but many people are saying he’s planning another staged assassination attempt because he’s failing in the polls again

aug 21, 2025, 7:08 pm • 2 1 • view
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Nik Loo @jtbeep.bsky.social

I thought they didn’t let him out at night, because of the sundowning bit?

aug 21, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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kimber68.bsky.social @kimber68.bsky.social

No shit

aug 21, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Crazy Dog Lady @thecrazydoglady.bsky.social

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aug 21, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pomplemous @pomplemous1.bsky.social

WH and djt are likely hoping for someone to throw a sandwich or a shoe, etc. to justify a lethal over-reaction from the "military" & provide justification.

aug 21, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sylvie @2souls1cup.bsky.social

Trump is the danger. Trump is the one who rapes. They'll probably bag some immigrant off of the street for him to violate, based on current government behavior.

aug 22, 2025, 7:34 am • 0 0 • view
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bearmama.bsky.social @bearmama.bsky.social

Here we go - there will be another staged attack on him for sympathy. Queue the ketchup and maxi pads

aug 21, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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marylouisepauline.bsky.social @marylouisepauline.bsky.social

Maybe that’s the plan?

aug 21, 2025, 9:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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tFrUuCmKp @multiplewords.bsky.social

He might get to wear his new uniform even.

aug 21, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cleo Navarro @cleonavarro.bsky.social

😆

aug 21, 2025, 8:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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JoJo @jojones2000.bsky.social

👍

aug 21, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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kittysik.bsky.social @kittysik.bsky.social

I hope the people of DC bang their pots to annoy the shit in his diaper

aug 21, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Candy @yermomsez.bsky.social

So, basically, Melanie canceled date night

aug 21, 2025, 9:08 pm • 3 1 • view
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Andrew Flanagan @af68.bsky.social

Standing order since barron was conceived😜

aug 22, 2025, 9:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Candy @yermomsez.bsky.social

Hahhahaha!

aug 21, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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V. @vexx69.bsky.social

He’s the entertainment:

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aug 21, 2025, 7:19 pm • 2 1 • view
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macd123.bsky.social @macd123.bsky.social

McDonald’s drive thru?

aug 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 1 • view
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Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social

Trump on the prowl - a convicted felon, adjudicated sexual predator and alleged sexual abuser who is busy having his name deleted from the Epstein files by many 100's of FBI agents. An admitted P#$sy grabber. Inciter & pardoner of violent insurrection and assaults on police.

aug 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gonzo @gonzonorthwest.bsky.social

DC: Lock up your women and children with this guy on the streets, just to keep them safe.

aug 21, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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mcbeave17.bsky.social @mcbeave17.bsky.social

aug 21, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view