He just wants to be on TV more. We all know Captain Cankles can't even walk a block without getting winded.
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By direction of Putin, Reek must smell his own diaper if he walks further than 1/2 km. That’s why he looks like an ape with scoliosis now.
aug 22, 2025, 10:10 am • 1 0 • view
There may very well be a golf cart involved.
aug 21, 2025, 8:57 pm • 4 0 • view
Well, it's a given he won't be on foot patrol. Bone spurs, y'know.
aug 22, 2025, 11:45 pm • 2 0 • view