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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social

Huh. I don't remember the federal government asking me what flavor of "white" I am before. This list of what are I think meant to be ethnicities also seems really arbitrary, and doesn't map out onto ethnicities per se. (This is for an NSF annual personnel report for a graduate training program.)

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aug 14, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1,925 488

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titusoates6 @titusoates6.bsky.social

“Taupe”

aug 15, 2025, 10:12 am • 7 0 • view
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Jayeh @drjaye.bsky.social

Bringing back PIGS "white" folk: Poles, Italians/Irish, Greek, Slavs ( that's you FLOTUS)

aug 16, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael Markowitz @markowitz.bsky.social

As a Jew, I have stopped checking “White” on such forms because people who proudly call themselves “white” don’t think I’m white, so why should I identify with them?

aug 15, 2025, 4:04 am • 14 0 • view
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Basil May @basilmai.bsky.social

Oh god no. I shan't live through another "the Irish were treated worse than enslaved Africans" academic bro phase of the early 00s

aug 15, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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🫧🐝 BlissBee 🐝🫧 @blissb33.bsky.social

Bro I'm American. How tf do you know fr? How many options can you check? How should foster kids answer that? And what's next? Will black ppl need to share the tribe their ancestors were taken from?

aug 15, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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jhalp2.bsky.social @jhalp2.bsky.social

Whoa. Super sketchy. Decline, thanks.

aug 15, 2025, 1:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tyrant Biggles @tyrantbiggles.bsky.social

For decades it was legal for mortgages to contain covenants that prohibited the sale of properties to persons not of western or northern European descent. Sorry Sicilians, Poles, Slavs, etc., stick to your own neighborhoods.

aug 15, 2025, 1:10 am • 4 0 • view
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social

I’d put in Pictish or Polabian.

aug 15, 2025, 2:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Damon Kiesow @damon.kiesow.net

That was a 2020 Census "innovation" I think? www.census.gov/library/stor...

aug 15, 2025, 12:10 am • 2 1 • view
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Boris Ogon @borisogon.bsky.social

NORC (which conducts the National Immunization Survey, which is why it sprang to mind), was really gung-ho about this. PDF warning. gss.norc.org/content/dam/...

aug 15, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
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DeirdreDonovan @deirdredonovan.bsky.social

English, Irish, Italian, Scottish, French and German in my family.

aug 14, 2025, 10:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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cagey ratfish 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @cageyratfish.bsky.social

GROSS

aug 14, 2025, 7:52 pm • 17 0 • view
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Lisa Buckley @lisavipes.bsky.social

They're not even bothering with the thin veiling, I see.

aug 15, 2025, 12:30 am • 10 0 • view
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cagey ratfish 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @cageyratfish.bsky.social

if i had to fill out that form, i'd write in "Flat" like fhe coffee, hehe. (but i also have a flat chest now too, lol)

aug 15, 2025, 1:06 am • 15 0 • view
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Emory ⚛️♿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @nuclearalchemy.bsky.social

"mayo that's gone off a bit" for me, I think? (I never go outside, I'm a shocking shade of white 🤣)

aug 15, 2025, 3:22 am • 12 0 • view
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cagey ratfish 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @cageyratfish.bsky.social

Parts of me could also be classified as "fish-belly white" lol

aug 15, 2025, 4:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social

Paraffinian

aug 15, 2025, 5:59 pm • 5 0 • view
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AndreasP_RV @andreasp-rv.bsky.social

There's only one box that can be clicked: "[x] human". Everything else is racist bullshit that is only a thing in the US.

aug 15, 2025, 4:39 pm • 3 0 • view
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Amy Fried @asfried.bsky.social

I don’t have anything that fits me!

aug 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
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SammyTheCat @sammythecat.bsky.social

How many boxes can you check, if necessary? “White,” sure… “Irish need not apply” wasn’t that long ago.😡 How many people of those ethnicities spoke English when they arrived in America, the land of the free…?

aug 14, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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FlyingToaster @jasiglar.bsky.social

What do those of us whose ancestors emigrated from European countries that haven't existed for 150+ years do? Normally, I just say "ancestors from everywhere west of the Urals and north of the Sahara, came to North America between 1696 and 1838", but it doesn't look like that will fit.

aug 15, 2025, 1:04 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dona Dickinson @donadickinson.bsky.social

Builder grade an option? Soft eggshell?

aug 15, 2025, 2:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Claudia O'Keeffe @cyokeeffe.bsky.social

Notably no box to check for "American".

aug 15, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bex K. (they/them) @thinlyveiledtruth.bsky.social

"American" or "None of your fucking business"

aug 14, 2025, 9:49 pm • 24 0 • view
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Incomplete Machine @incompletemachine.bsky.social

The sub-definitions of whiteness begin. the circle narrows.

aug 15, 2025, 2:33 am • 3 0 • view
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everyday-bill.bsky.social @everyday-bill.bsky.social

After you strip non-Whites of their humanity, it only makes sense that to achieve purity, we'll need to deconstruct Whiteness. After all, some of these subgroups of Europeans haven't been White for very long. Apparently, the French are safe for now. White Nationalist memory barely precedes the CW.

aug 14, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ponyhome @ponyhome.bsky.social

I have no idea what I'd put. My ancestors came over from where they lived in Ireland, but they were English. And they moved to Canada. Does that make me French?

aug 15, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Just Kevin @kevinleecaster.bsky.social

Sadly this is what the American electorate and most likely almost half of academia voted for. They desperately want to end diversity, equity and inclusion. That was their entire platform they ran on and the electorate cast their ballots other than the 90 million that didn't bother who are complicit.

aug 15, 2025, 1:35 am • 7 3 • view
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Holodeck, end program @cataclysm922.bsky.social

Some of us have been here so long there should be a "New England" checkbox.

aug 15, 2025, 11:54 am • 14 0 • view
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Uckema - New Mount Laurels Strongest Solider @uckema.com

The term is American it’s common in Scot’s Irish in Appalachian regions

aug 15, 2025, 2:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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leemarvinoswald.bsky.social @leemarvinoswald.bsky.social

Wait, no Mountain White or American Yankee? btw - real categories in the early 1900s

aug 15, 2025, 3:20 pm • 8 0 • view
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rkaybea.bsky.social @rkaybea.bsky.social

I’d have to say “your guess is as good as mine.”

aug 14, 2025, 7:55 pm • 40 0 • view
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Granny Weatherwax @esmeweatherwax.bsky.social

How about "yes"?

aug 15, 2025, 12:44 am • 9 0 • view
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Heidi Finan @hkfinan.bsky.social

For the first 21 years I believed I was mostly German, until I learned my dad was adopted. I’m like almost no German 😂 lots of families have secrets or just unknown backgrounds

aug 15, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
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@OldAndCranky @oldandcranky.bsky.social

Is there a place for "yes"? I'm a bit of all of those. Especially the English and Italian parts...

aug 15, 2025, 2:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Half-ass Matt @appa69.bsky.social

I wonder which ones won't be "white enough" for the next wave of fascism in america.

aug 14, 2025, 11:37 pm • 8 2 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

So are Italians going to be considered white this era? Think a lot of racists in this country might be surprised to find how limited a conception of whiteness many racists had at times in our history…

aug 14, 2025, 8:05 pm • 361 8 • view
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Brekekekiwi @brekekekiwi.bsky.social

If they're breaking down the category, some of these subdivisions aren't going to count anymore. Then they'll subdivide more after that.

aug 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 2 0 • view
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JJ @jjbrainstorm.bsky.social

It is not just race that will be scrutinized, religious identity will be judged as well. Mormons, you really think the Evangelistic Christians are going to let you keep Utah?

aug 15, 2025, 2:07 am • 10 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Yeah… hell, the kind of evangelical that my Lutheran parents (wide range within American Lutheranism) are is not in keeping with what are

aug 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

pushing.

aug 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Shadowmaster13 🇦🇺 @shadowmaster13.bsky.social

Lot of Catholics going to be in for some post-Dobbs surprises too

aug 15, 2025, 2:25 am • 10 0 • view
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☘️🧉🎨 Maria O'Connor 💙 @mariaoconnor.bsky.social

Racism is created artificially to separate societies, and to take economic advantage of a group (slavery, cheap labor etc); but is perpetuated by ignorance. So we should try to learn as much as we can O

aug 14, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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☘️🧉🎨 Maria O'Connor 💙 @mariaoconnor.bsky.social

There is an ideology that start against one group, & follow with others. Racist confuse "race" with ethnicity & nationality The Italian nationality is composed of ethnicities. In addition to etruscan. ex N W Italians are of Celtic ancestry, N E Italians are of Germanic ancestry. There 1 human race

aug 14, 2025, 9:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Matthew Orgel @punchgroin.bsky.social

It's wild. American white supremacy has survived by continually expanding the definition of whiteness to maintain a majority. If they shrink the definition (for example, excluding white Latinos), they really well might end up with their nightmare and become a minority.

aug 15, 2025, 2:38 am • 12 0 • view
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darkglade.bsky.social @darkglade.bsky.social

The thing is they already THINK they are a minority (except when they declare themselves the "silent majority") "because of all the illegals being shipped in for the Great Replacement"... SMDH

aug 15, 2025, 4:27 am • 10 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Definitely flexible.

aug 15, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
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0megabyte.bsky.social @0megabyte.bsky.social

I still don’t understand how some people of Italian ancestry like my family didn’t take the message “American racists are our mortal enemy, no matter who they target today” and instead decided “fuck you, I got mine.”

aug 16, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social

MAGA chuds tell me that I’m not white all the time.

aug 14, 2025, 9:34 pm • 16 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Interesting—that is the kind of thing that doesn’t much make it onto mainstream white grievance flaming and coalition building infotainment but call it news cable tv or the like as far as can tell. Admit don’t get that one online but occasionally get called race betrayer or some such thing.

aug 14, 2025, 9:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social

It’s so weird. I’m devastated that a reply guy called me not-white. 🙄

aug 14, 2025, 9:40 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Ha

aug 14, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social

I went to a museum exhibit* about the history of race in the US, & there was an interactive portion where guests could answer survey questions about whether they considered various ethnicities "white" & then see anonymized aggregated results...that was uh interesting *in the Southern US in the 2010s

aug 15, 2025, 6:52 am • 7 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Oh my.

aug 15, 2025, 6:53 am • 2 0 • view
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social

I was like "wow there's probably at least one person here who wouldn't consider me white despite the SPF sunscreen I have to use...what a day"

aug 15, 2025, 6:56 am • 2 0 • view
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social

(to clarify: I know the concept of "race" is sociological and I don't really care what race someone thinks I am)

aug 15, 2025, 6:59 am • 1 0 • view
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J Marotta @jmarotta.bsky.social

I’m so curious about this. I haven’t got any of that yet other than “Sicilian… you?” and like yeah, there was this whole Norman invasion thing.

aug 15, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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BRIAN RIZZO @rizzobrian.bsky.social

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L. Ron Hoyabembe @elasticogomez.bsky.social

I think they're just checking to see if you're white white here. It's a trap.

aug 14, 2025, 10:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dustin Du Cane @dustinducane.bsky.social

Italians and Polish say hi.

aug 15, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Flim Flam @flim-flam.bsky.social

HEY MA, WE MADE IT!

aug 14, 2025, 9:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ryan Casey @ryancasey.dev

idk but I certainly don't like their odds. I don't like the odds for people with names like mine either

aug 14, 2025, 8:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cathy Regan @cathyregan1.bsky.social

Ah. History often gets in the way of patriotic ideology. Thats why it has to be rewritten

aug 15, 2025, 8:48 am • 2 1 • view
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Chutney @ferret.ing

And whenever a historian contradicts this through actual historical research there is already a convenient framework for branding them a lying woke iconoclast who hates [insert group].

aug 15, 2025, 12:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ma Carol @caroodles.bsky.social

Northern Italians will. Southern Italians not sure.

aug 15, 2025, 5:29 am • 2 0 • view
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A Siegel @asiegel.bsky.social

Need separate boxes for northern Italians, Neapolitans, and Sicilians?

aug 14, 2025, 8:37 pm • 205 5 • view
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Blake Stovall @mstrofbass.bsky.social

Saw this the other day

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aug 15, 2025, 1:32 am • 6 0 • view
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Bini @biniman.bsky.social

Gonna need percentages. One strand of my family is from Tuscany, but the rest are Napoli/Calabria. I can't have people guessing how much of my family is northern

aug 15, 2025, 2:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🇨🇦 @justdrewit.bsky.social

What if you’re northern Italian in the winter but Sicilian in the summer?

aug 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 8 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

Shh! Giorgia Meloni might like your idea of keeping Sicilians in a separate box _too_ much.

aug 14, 2025, 9:02 pm • 81 1 • view
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Mallory 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱🇵🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺 @sadboots.bsky.social

She’s actually of Sardinian and Sicilian descent which is what you’d call ironic given her history with the fucking Lega Nord

aug 15, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mallory 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱🇵🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺 @sadboots.bsky.social

Guess she was technically in the pan-Italian fascist camp but still

aug 15, 2025, 5:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kevin 🍅🥫 @doyle.boston

They do get a bridge though

aug 15, 2025, 1:11 am • 19 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Not sure understand what you mean.

aug 15, 2025, 1:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Kevin 🍅🥫 @doyle.boston

www.ft.com/content/0a34...

aug 15, 2025, 1:57 am • 23 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Ahh, gotcha, thanks.

aug 15, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
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His Royal Madjesty @hisroyalmadjesty.bsky.social

Nah, that bridge is the unicorn of Italian politics. Almost every government in the last 100 years has promised to build it, none of them have. Afaik, it's almost impossible to realize this project due to geological conditions (depth of the Messina strait, earthquake risk, strength of currents etc.)

aug 15, 2025, 3:14 pm • 15 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Ah, grazie

aug 15, 2025, 3:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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His Royal Madjesty @hisroyalmadjesty.bsky.social

It's just an 🇮🇹 political tradition to add "...and we'll finally build the bridge over the Strait of Messina!" in every political campaign. I doubt this will ever be realized. The geological risks/construction challenges are enormous. I mean... we are talking about connecting 2 tectonic plates. 🤷🏻‍♂️

aug 15, 2025, 3:30 pm • 5 0 • view
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A Siegel @asiegel.bsky.social

What seems especially intriguing is the linkage to defense spending. We can expect NATO countries to become aggressively inventive re “defense” expenditure accounting to show progress to 5% of GDP targets

aug 15, 2025, 4:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Interesting. Well, our defense contractors are in process of completing their having defeated and now are replacing the US. More or less.

aug 15, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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So that's who we are 😒🌻🌺 @wasserl.bsky.social

That's Salvini's bridge.

aug 19, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social

Meloni wants to tame the wilds of Sicily with a giant bridge. The Sicilians are less than enthusiastic

aug 15, 2025, 1:56 am • 4 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Ahh, thank you.

aug 15, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
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zbr13.bsky.social @zbr13.bsky.social

That they don't want

aug 15, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jack @thejackeroo.bsky.social

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Partigiano Reggiano @nonmipiace.bsky.social

I found a form that had my grandfather listed as Nationality: Italian; Race: Sicilian; Skin: Swarthy

aug 15, 2025, 2:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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alifelongfiasco.bsky.social @alifelongfiasco.bsky.social

*Enters Catalan to really start some drama*

aug 15, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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sailor sodium snail 🌟✨🐌 @ru486dx.bsky.social

what's really important is that I don't get deported to the same province as Christopher Rufo does

aug 15, 2025, 6:44 am • 4 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

Oof

aug 15, 2025, 6:45 am • 1 0 • view
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beanznchaz.bsky.social @beanznchaz.bsky.social

Another fact that should be asked of the Cosplay Gestapo at every chance. What happens when they are be demoted to ‘Undesirable’. Will they still be ok with the kinds of orders they are currently following being turned on them by their cosplay buddies?

aug 15, 2025, 6:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Margiem @margiem.bsky.social

Irish, German, Polish etc and religion.

aug 15, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Margiem @margiem.bsky.social

It wasn’t that long ago that Italians were made to stand in the back of Catholic Churches.

aug 15, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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wombatpm.bsky.social @wombatpm.bsky.social

100 yrs ago Popular Mechanics had articles about solving the WOP problem. Once they’ve solved the dark brown problem their turn on the off-whites

aug 15, 2025, 11:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

What?? Good grief. Will enjoy some lutefisk in Ballard if

aug 14, 2025, 8:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kirsten something or rather @leaferi.bsky.social

want to recognize what kind white mutt heritage have and see no legal or other good faith constitutional basis for this kind identification or classifying for fed gov.

aug 14, 2025, 8:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lora Schafer @loraschafer.bsky.social

What if you’re English, German, Scottish, Norman, with a little bit Jewish?

aug 15, 2025, 11:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Travis Klempan @travisklempan.bsky.social

Imagine being the brainless dweeb who came up with the options for that list.

aug 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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snodlander.bsky.social @snodlander.bsky.social

Screw with them. Put Ugandan

aug 15, 2025, 10:30 am • 0 0 • view
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CSwiftSkyWrite @bluecswift.bsky.social

📌

aug 15, 2025, 6:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Mackafritz @mackafritz.bsky.social

I have some Neanderthal blood. Do I enter that?

aug 15, 2025, 3:31 am • 13 0 • view
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bmacknight.bsky.social @bmacknight.bsky.social

What about people from Eastern Europe or Russia or the Asian Steppes, Turkey, Greece, et.al.

aug 14, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tofystedeth @tofystedeth.bsky.social

Is there an area where I can just draw a big blobby cloud around most of Europe?

aug 15, 2025, 1:41 am • 0 0 • view
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James Leakyboots Batty @jamesbatty.bsky.social

A friend who is a white Jew from Long Island always puts himself down as African American: "Homo sapiens emerged from the Rift Valley, and I believe I am a member of that species."

aug 15, 2025, 8:44 am • 9 0 • view
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Grant Elliott @vanroon.bsky.social

They left off BIGOT

aug 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Illinoisman Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social

Just put german Guaranteed to get the grant

aug 15, 2025, 2:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Logic L1 @logicl1.bsky.social

Check 'em all.

aug 15, 2025, 3:31 am • 5 0 • view
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Bonnie Patterson @bonniepatterson.bsky.social

Weird that "American" is not an option.

aug 14, 2025, 10:11 pm • 4 0 • view
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GemmaGem @tippytaff.bsky.social

Was listening to this podcast yesterday about the importance of messaging for Spanish-speaking communities. The guest stated in a survey that only 1 in 4 latinos consider themself a person of color. The indoctrination into whiteness is a common manipulation (empty promises) of the right.

Podcast, August 11, 2025, Cult Conversations, The Influence Continuum with Dr Steven Hassan
aug 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 2 0 • view
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💛🤍Ashthetic Art💜🖤 @ashtheticart.bsky.social

"English!? Polish!? GERMAN!? I'm an AMERICAN!"

Charlie Kelly yelling
aug 15, 2025, 12:51 am • 2 0 • view
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💛🤍Ashthetic Art💜🖤 @ashtheticart.bsky.social

(yeah I should be more serious about this but I cope with the horrors of jingoistic fascism by mocking the absurdity of it)

aug 15, 2025, 12:51 am • 4 0 • view
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Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social

Whoa. This is like 1920s eugenics.

aug 15, 2025, 2:29 am • 17 1 • view
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Indy @indagare.bsky.social

Actually it's older. commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sc...

aug 15, 2025, 2:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Gunther Jones 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 #nafo @guntherj.bsky.social

What about "kind of pink"?

aug 15, 2025, 5:38 am • 3 0 • view
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Scotty B @scottyb.bsky.social

Once they're done purging the non-whites, they'll have to start getting picky about which whites to purge.

aug 15, 2025, 3:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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stusutherland.bsky.social @stusutherland.bsky.social

Dang! Did not expect us to already be at the, "but, really, what kind of white are you?", phase of this fascist trip.

aug 15, 2025, 5:41 am • 4 0 • view
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Dave Ferguson @daveferguson.bsky.social

Think of the challenge if you're descended from the Red Comyn, the Black Douglas, or anyone from the Orkneys. As fiddler Jennifer Wrigley (a member of the latter group) said once, "We weren't always part of Scotland. We were a wedding present from Norway." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr9I...

aug 14, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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KerboTx.bsky.social @kerbotx.bsky.social

If there's space to write in your own thing, just put "Heinz 57" no matter what

aug 14, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paul Richwine @paulrichwine.com

welp

Paul's 7 ancestral regions 40% England & Northwestern Europe 36% Scotland 15% Germanic Europe 3% Sweden 3% Norway 2% Western Bantu Peoples 1% Nigeria
aug 15, 2025, 1:44 am • 8 0 • view
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Ashley the Fearless ⚜️ @mojofearless.bsky.social

Wear sunscreen.

aug 15, 2025, 3:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Paul Richwine @paulrichwine.com

You're not wrong

aug 15, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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A Man Has No Name 🇺🇦 @manhasnoname.bsky.social

Just enter human.

aug 15, 2025, 11:32 am • 2 0 • view
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littlebunnyfoofoo.bsky.social @littlebunnyfoofoo.bsky.social

Based on my habits I’m pretty sure I have some Canine from way back.

aug 15, 2025, 12:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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DrLith @drlith.bsky.social

Maybe this is an urban East Coast vs. midwestern mutt thing but I feel like the majority of white people in the U.S. are not descended from a single nationality even if they identify more strongly with whatever line gave them their last name. I'm literally all of the above except Polish.

aug 15, 2025, 11:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Danny Smith @dopedanny.bsky.social

I mean the rate they are going is it that surprising they would start turning on each other going “your white huh? What kind of white?”

aug 15, 2025, 10:47 am • 6 1 • view
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Michael J Wise 🇨🇦🇺🇸🇺🇬🇺🇦🇮🇱🇵🇸 @mjwise425.bsky.social

Woah. What if we don’t know?

aug 15, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Howard Lee @hlee.bsky.social

The details of "white" for me is a combination of pasty pinkish with brown blobs. Where's the option for that?

aug 14, 2025, 11:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Claire 🐝 @isolinearchip.bsky.social

I used to do PRA compliance for a federal agency and any deviation from the standard demographics questions and response options was the first thing to get scrutinized and rejected by OMB. They either didn't go through PRA approvals (is there a Control Number?) or OMB doesn't give a shit anymore

aug 14, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Minji_Me @minjime.bsky.social

Thank goodness for AncestryDNA.

aug 15, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view
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Rick @rickatx.bsky.social

Other: American.

aug 15, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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KG @kathygilbertnet.bsky.social

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Lillian Darby @lilliandarby.bsky.social

The only three times in my life I've seen this obsession with one's origins in relation to government stuff has always been in relation to the US.

aug 15, 2025, 1:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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allthinky; all these fascists bound to lose @allthinky.bsky.social

I'm guessing American whites felt sad that they weren't more interesting, and demanded some categories!

aug 15, 2025, 12:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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haunted cabbage patch doll @dramaticdaisies.bsky.social

Are there a lot of white people in the US that are only one of these, because that seems reductive to me, and I live in Europe.

aug 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

yes — was tested and these were the top answers white americans gave (still doesn’t justify collecting that data, in my opinion, but this part of the question at least has an answer)

aug 15, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moggs🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🕊️🇪🇺🇺🇦 @moggsee.bsky.social

Why?? As my country is often excluded from lists, I’ve proudly filled in the [other] box: “Cymru/Wales” since forever. Welsh only became a recognised nationality, on UK census forms, in 2011! Why is a different culture, language, a superior flag or anthem a problem? Different is not inferior 🐦‍🔥 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

aug 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 3 0 • view
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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

please tell me you know enough about world, european, and/or american history to cite some examples of difference being used as a signifier of inferiority…?

aug 15, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Moggs🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🕊️🇪🇺🇺🇦 @moggsee.bsky.social

I do.

aug 15, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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madmcp.bsky.social @madmcp.bsky.social

As if the pot never melted.

aug 15, 2025, 11:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Mogo (Sigma Femoid with a massive cock) @mogodogo.bsky.social

dude idk what flavor of white my white half is

aug 15, 2025, 3:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Eleanour Snow @docsnow.bsky.social

I’d be tempted to write “American, of the melting pot variety, but absolutely Not of the white christian nationalist persuasion”

aug 15, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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J. Müller @nightchough.bsky.social

🤔 as a follower of Eris I would probably go with one of these “All of the above - and more!” “Like the mutant Caliban” “Resembling a muthaflippin polar bear in my whiteness amirite” “Visigoth”

aug 22, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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blue-scarab.bsky.social @blue-scarab.bsky.social

Please denote your race on a scale of #000000 to #FFFFFF

aug 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 45 2 • view
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Chico Arraes @chicoarraes.bsky.social

What if you're a white, blonde, blue-eyed Brazilian? Are you Latino? Or does that break the website?

aug 14, 2025, 10:22 pm • 6 0 • view
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Perfect Face For Radio @perfectface4radio.bsky.social

Could break the website faster than Bobby Tables. ;-)

aug 15, 2025, 12:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Andi Jones 🇺🇦 @andiljones.bsky.social

I would write: Vulcan 🖖

aug 15, 2025, 1:07 am • 10 0 • view
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Lara T is a museum nerd @museumlara1.bsky.social

green!

aug 16, 2025, 9:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Dean Morrison #FBPE #Breturn @deanmorrison.bsky.social

I've got a Scouse Passport #YNWA

aug 14, 2025, 11:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dean Morrison #FBPE #Breturn @deanmorrison.bsky.social

Scouse not English – Graffiti share.google/qClGXrAj64rM...

aug 14, 2025, 11:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Foo Ferdinand #7291 🇪🇺 @ffr.bsky.social

Are Spaniards white enough? 🤔

aug 14, 2025, 10:27 pm • 3 0 • view
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Raptor @raptornx01.bsky.social

depends on when on the racism timeline they decide to end up. there was a period all spanish speakers were "white" and non-white before and after. tho i can't remember if there was any overlap between "Spaniards are white" and "irish and italians aren't white"

aug 15, 2025, 9:36 am • 3 0 • view
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cjbinmd @cjbinmd.bsky.social

Forget the true answers: I would just write in Mutt.

aug 15, 2025, 1:00 am • 7 0 • view
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Victoid @victoid.bsky.social

The census asks this question

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Ballooon Mein Herr? @ballooonmh.bsky.social

Write Homo Heidelbergensis in the box and see what happens.

aug 14, 2025, 8:23 pm • 35 0 • view
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Stephen Baines @stephenbaines.bsky.social

WTF!!

aug 15, 2025, 12:23 am • 2 0 • view
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clayr1916.bsky.social @clayr1916.bsky.social

📌 #pin

aug 15, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com

Wow, that’s absolutely wild. And honestly, who is 100% any of these? Take my grandmother: both parents born in West Ukraine. We did genetic testing back in the day and I think we were all shocked to find out that she was only 30% Eastern European.

aug 15, 2025, 4:00 pm • 30 0 • view
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The Gallaecian @gallaecian.bsky.social

Right? I’m an Atlantic facade mutt, which, in my case, includes French, N. Portuguese, N. Spaniard / Galician, English, Irish, Germanic and Danish.

aug 17, 2025, 12:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Stewart @billstewart.bsky.social

I've got five of the ones on that page, plus they missed Dutch, and I'm not sure which country the Scandinavian ancestor was from (especially because Sweden used to have an empire :-), but ancestry.com authoritatively says they're descended from Thor and Odin (:-) West European mutt, mostly.

aug 15, 2025, 4:08 pm • 7 0 • view
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Mr Venis @tbrookes.bsky.social

They're gearing up to make Irish and Italian nonwhite again when dehumanizing other ethnicities loses steam

aug 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 10 2 • view
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Warren Shadespot @warrenwp.bsky.social

My parents were both born in the US so i guess im American?

aug 15, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Lise M. Dyckman @lisedyckman.bsky.social

!!!! WTAF?!?

aug 15, 2025, 1:54 am • 3 0 • view
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Dr. Rich B @morphometrich.bsky.social

Wow! Not even hiding it

aug 15, 2025, 12:32 am • 4 0 • view
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Robert McDougall @sylvanheathcote.bsky.social

I assume this is in the UK? I recall having this box in the demographic info section when applying for a govmt job there in ~2012. I have no idea what type of white I am so said Scottish, as I have a Scottish last name and that’s where the job was.

aug 14, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robert McDougall @sylvanheathcote.bsky.social

But yeah, super weird, and I imagine most white people would have no frigging idea.

aug 14, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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planktonteuta.bsky.social @planktonteuta.bsky.social

i am writing in Dalmatian. Calling in on my regionalism 100%

aug 15, 2025, 12:39 am • 7 0 • view
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social

Post-Vance I've been kind of expecting this....

aug 14, 2025, 8:04 pm • 14 0 • view
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Erik Griswold @erikgriswold.bsky.social

You’ll probably have to list all the wars your family fought it too.

aug 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 11 0 • view
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Erik Griswold @erikgriswold.bsky.social

*fought in*

aug 14, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Howard Lee @hlee.bsky.social

How many centuries back? Pretty sure someone in my family was in the skirmish with Zog the Neanderthal 47,000 years ago. Not sure what side.

aug 14, 2025, 11:52 pm • 12 0 • view
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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

FWIW it matches a list given in Census post from last year.

aug 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nicholas Bauer PhD @bioturbonick.net

www.census.gov/newsroom/blo...

aug 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeff Corbin @jeffcorbin.bsky.social

I have my basal carcinoma to prove it.

aug 15, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social

Viking. I identify as Viking

aug 15, 2025, 1:42 am • 4 0 • view
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NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social

The hierarchy of Aryan Nations and not so Aryan but still acceptable

aug 15, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Logan @pinegoblin.bsky.social

Those are National Origins , which doesn't have anything to do with race. There's definitely overlap with ethnicity and national origin for cultural identities, but you can definitely be Black AND Scottish, actually.

aug 15, 2025, 5:36 am • 9 0 • view
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Logan @pinegoblin.bsky.social

Ethnicity, Language, and National Origin should not be subcategories of Race. Fuck implied white ethnostates.

aug 15, 2025, 5:36 am • 11 0 • view
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You were expecting someone else? @sqlnotsql.bsky.social

Just enter "American", they can't question it, a real American would be dumb enough to not understand the question and fill in "America, fuck yeah"

aug 14, 2025, 9:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Daniel Douglas Howell @shinydan.bsky.social

We don't even usually do this in the UK. We bundle British/English/Welsh/Scots/Northern Irish together. It does lead to a lot of people writing in things like "Scouse" though. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classif...

aug 14, 2025, 9:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Free people read freely @kcoyle.bsky.social

It seems significant that the US form has only "Irish", not northern or the republic, and definitely not protestant or catholic. Then again, my Irish ancestors came over in very different eras, I'd have to dig to determine the relevant "ethnicity" of Irish they represent. Ireland is complicated.

aug 15, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daniel Douglas Howell @shinydan.bsky.social

It's far more for political reasons here.

aug 15, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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LeftPeggers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇵🇸 @leftpeggers.bsky.social

I’m Scots and can very confidently assert that it’s not an ethnicity.

aug 15, 2025, 6:59 am • 7 0 • view
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Ibitpichu @ibitpichu.bsky.social

lol the fuck

aug 15, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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TentimesTenTimes @damhanallalquds.bsky.social

Fuckin weird. Time to just put "chuwero" in the field and let them scramble. Malicious compliance. Garbage in garbage out.

aug 15, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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James Myall @jamesxmyall.bsky.social

These were updated in 2024 to provide a more accurate picture of race and ethnicity than the prior categories. I think the ethnicity examples are based on the most common self identified ancestries in that group www.census.gov/about/our-re...

aug 15, 2025, 6:25 am • 5 0 • view
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Populism is weaponized Dunning Kruger @cindyabawi.bsky.social

Do they have a spot for "American"?

aug 15, 2025, 7:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Monica V @classyearlgrey.bsky.social

I see what they are doing. They think they’re so sneaky.

aug 15, 2025, 5:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Zahava Stadler @zahavastadler.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/zaha...

aug 14, 2025, 8:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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Undafiend|Foundation @undafiend.com

it definitely is www.federalregister.gov/d/2024-06469...

aug 14, 2025, 8:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social

Yeah, it’s just odd that the “such as” was parsed literally.

aug 14, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Undafiend|Foundation @undafiend.com

what ‘such as’? it says “Respondents must be offered the following detailed categories for the corresponding minimum categories:” and then those detailed categories

aug 14, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social

Sorry, “for example.” “For example” does not suggest these are explicit categories that are required by law.

aug 14, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zahava Stadler @zahavastadler.bsky.social

I believe individual agencies have some discretion in how they implement the rule, but Hansi Lo Wang at NPR has had the best reporting on this.

aug 14, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ethically Mouthy @itmerc2024.bsky.social

If this were the case, Those would be listed as an option. Theyre not.

aug 15, 2025, 2:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Tracy A Pearson, J.D. 💙 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @tracyexplains.com

Well. I’m not one kind of “white”. I’d answer, “off” just to be cantankerous. If I really wanted to have fun, “Off, as in pissed off” Give me I don’t know race, vs ethnicity, vs … for $500.

aug 14, 2025, 10:40 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dr Emma L Briant 🇬🇧 in 🇺🇸 @emmalbriant.bsky.social

This is for Americans to fill in?! wtf

aug 14, 2025, 9:12 pm • 23 1 • view
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Nora Paterson @norapaterson.bsky.social

To see if we’re white enough?

aug 14, 2025, 9:44 pm • 25 0 • view
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marathongirlll.bsky.social @marathongirlll.bsky.social

I suspect mandatory dna test for questionable entries.

aug 15, 2025, 1:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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uselaine.bsky.social @uselaine.bsky.social

I’m curious about what the breakout looks like under other drop-down options.

aug 15, 2025, 12:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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O.💗💛💙 🐳 ⁷⁼ ¹she/her ⟭⟬ᴱ ᴬᴿᴱ ᴮ⟬⟭ᶜᴷ @odetteroulette.bsky.social

I'm just gonna write "no."

aug 14, 2025, 10:16 pm • 5 0 • view
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Shampoo 😸 @shampoochan13.bsky.social

Are those the top ‘whites’?

aug 14, 2025, 8:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Racecarlock @racecarlock.bsky.social

If you pick german, the ghost of Benjamin Franklin yells at you for being swarthy.

aug 15, 2025, 1:15 am • 3 0 • view
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Melissa DuVant @melissaduvant.bsky.social

Even in the UK, "English" and "Scottish" is pretty damn blurry, and basically vibes! And no Welsh?

aug 15, 2025, 5:27 am • 7 0 • view
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Tulip City @tulipcitydispatch.bsky.social

What happens when, due to a handful of major world events in the early 20th century, my 'lineage' can fit equally well into more than one option?

aug 15, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Janet Rosenbaum (she/her) @janet.bsky.social

I don't trust this government. In better times, getting categories can capture heterogeneity within groups. I believe Italian ancestry is or was an affirmative action category in NYC. www.npr.org/2021/12/12/1...

aug 15, 2025, 3:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Janet Rosenbaum (she/her) @janet.bsky.social

Here's the 2024 CUNY affirmative action plan for people of Italian ancestry: www.law.cuny.edu/wp-content/u...

aug 15, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Claire 🐻❄️ @estra.bsky.social

I got the same when filling out my fafsa for this semester

aug 15, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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chris-ndc.bsky.social @chris-ndc.bsky.social

Not very sciency. I suggest entering “FU” and just let them figure it out.

aug 15, 2025, 10:08 am • 8 0 • view
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social

* coughs in Chicago history of which races got to be called white *

aug 15, 2025, 2:30 am • 32 0 • view
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Nish414 @nish414.bsky.social

If your ORIGINAL Ancestor who immigrated here from France but lived Texas What would that make you And then white people install the One Drop Rule Look that Up

aug 15, 2025, 2:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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☘️🧉🎨 Maria O'Connor 💙 @mariaoconnor.bsky.social

There is not "pure races". Not even "pure nationalities". We are the result of the ancestral mixture of H Sapiens & Neanderthals; and previous hybridizations. After that, 40 thousands years of migrations & more mixtures.

aug 14, 2025, 9:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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A Saésnniorp @asecnarf.bsky.social

We're hybrids and glorious mixes who travel 💖

aug 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 1 • view
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☘️🧉🎨 Maria O'Connor 💙 @mariaoconnor.bsky.social

I was born in Argentina, my 4 grand parents were Irish. There are Hispanics or Latinos, of Indigeneos, Asian, Middle East, Africa & European heritage; not only of Spanish & Portuguese ancestry; also German, Irish, Italian, Eastern Europe, etc Specifically most Latinos from the South Am South Cone

aug 14, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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John @polizzi.bsky.social

☑️ Fragile ☑️ Aggrieved ☑️ Compensatory

aug 14, 2025, 9:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Opinionated Terran @opinionated-terran.bsky.social

Those are nationalities not ethnicities fucking hell are some folks idiots

aug 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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daveapong.bsky.social @daveapong.bsky.social

They can function as ethnicities in the U.S. Specifically, they are short for English-American, Irish-, Italian-American, etc.

aug 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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daveapong.bsky.social @daveapong.bsky.social

*Irish-American

aug 15, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Bruce Fulton @dbfulton.bsky.social

WTAF

aug 15, 2025, 2:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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L'istessotempo @listessotempo.bsky.social

"I identify as Gaul, with traces of Hun and Visigoth"

aug 15, 2025, 12:42 am • 53 0 • view
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Wallace, J. @littletownjane.bsky.social

Briton, Pict, Celt.

aug 15, 2025, 3:00 pm • 10 0 • view
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newadrian.bsky.social @newadrian.bsky.social

‘Vandal’ - that might be fun to mess with them.

aug 15, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dornroeschen @corndorn.bsky.social

I'd mark 'em all up. 😁

aug 15, 2025, 10:29 am • 2 0 • view
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reconscout.bsky.social @reconscout.bsky.social

as a brit, this what we do (I'm white mixed, grandpapa was irish) really does feel like you guys are trying to copy our nativism and trust me, thats not fun.

aug 14, 2025, 9:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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freakademic.bsky.social @freakademic.bsky.social

They should have ???? as an option.

aug 15, 2025, 1:13 am • 8 0 • view
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Daybreak System @daybreak-system.bsky.social

They should have that for race in general as well

aug 15, 2025, 12:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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B Gilmer @bfgilme.bsky.social

This is a survey of white people for why they believe they are white.

aug 15, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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lawless @lawless523.bsky.social

I suspect those were picked because they're the most common.

aug 15, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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West Coast Cheese 🏴‍☠️ @cheeseofthewest.bsky.social

Theyre preparing for once they kick all ethnic people out, and they have to revert back to hating the Irish.

aug 15, 2025, 5:02 am • 9 0 • view
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Nobody Ever @frambley1.bsky.social

I can't tell, would I be able to choose all of them?

aug 15, 2025, 2:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Peter K Owen @pkowen.bsky.social

This makes absolutely no sense. E.g., if you look at ancestry sites like 23andme it's 'English-Irish' and 'German-French'.

aug 15, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ruth Spanos @rspanos.bsky.social

My parents were into genealogy so I could literally give percentages but who cares? My mom is of Polish decent but it literally didn’t exist when her grandparents emigrated.

aug 15, 2025, 3:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jfswift @jfswift.bsky.social

Mutt

aug 15, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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anomielia @geekgirl397.bsky.social

absolutely bonkers. do you trace this down your paternal line? how many generations? total nonsense.

aug 15, 2025, 1:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr Joseph Graly @drjosephgraly.bsky.social

This has always been on the long form of the census (which is given to a random selection of census takers). They rotate the example national origins from census to census leading to huge rises and falls in the people who choose that example. But it is new to see it on the NSF reporting form.

aug 14, 2025, 8:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kacey @ace-cardonia.bsky.social

Not denying it's weird, but this was even more complicated on the FAFSA last year. For what it's worth, this isn't merely a "since April" thing.

aug 15, 2025, 5:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Toby Juliff @tobyjuliff.bsky.social

Is ‘Bread’ an option?

aug 15, 2025, 12:52 am • 5 0 • view
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Mimiangel @agileargus.bsky.social

Bred

aug 15, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Lauren @oglauren.bsky.social

These are ethnicities???

aug 15, 2025, 1:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app

Race + ethnicity + nationality once again beating everyone’s ass.

aug 15, 2025, 1:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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i-see-it.bsky.social @i-see-it.bsky.social

Just put "natural"

aug 14, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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MomsThoughts☘️🐶 @momsthoughts.bsky.social

I score a 4. Am I doing this right?

aug 15, 2025, 2:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Nancy Ann ❌👑 @nancyannn.bsky.social

🏆

aug 15, 2025, 11:59 am • 1 0 • view
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MomsThoughts☘️🐶 @momsthoughts.bsky.social

Yeah, it's kinda funny. Eventually we'll all be traced back to one location, right? And that will really blow the minds of all the racists. Ha ha ha

aug 15, 2025, 12:15 pm • 2 1 • view
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Nancy Ann ❌👑 @nancyannn.bsky.social

They just won’t accept it. Facts are whatever they need them to be to feel ok about themselves. It’s sad that the right has been well aware of that and controlled millions of people with it.

aug 15, 2025, 12:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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MomsThoughts☘️🐶 @momsthoughts.bsky.social

You're right. It's awful and calculated.

aug 15, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nancy Ann ❌👑 @nancyannn.bsky.social

I watch Finding Your Roots. I was thinking about the pie chart they show at the end and the number of countries and former countries often in peoples’ heritage. Of course the idiots ask you to reduce who you are to their uninformed understanding of everything. Morons are in charge.

aug 15, 2025, 12:05 pm • 2 1 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

That’s not a good sign.

aug 15, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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OnTheCouch @10000talkers.bsky.social

It's also a ridiculous question because so many people have ancestors from multiple places. My family on all sides came far back enough that I don't identify with any other country. And I know some came from Germany, but I can't remember if the others came from Russia, Poland, or both.

aug 15, 2025, 2:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Piltdown Woman @piltdownwoman.bsky.social

Yeah if they want to me list everything, I’d have to check most of these boxes and then write a few things in.

aug 15, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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A.T. @artetech.bsky.social

I’ve seen this for a dermatologist patient intake form, but, er, different goals, I assume.

aug 14, 2025, 7:44 pm • 22 0 • view
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Katrina @katrinabryce.bsky.social

The relevant thing there surely would be that my skin is type 1 on the Fitzpatrick Scale, not that I'm Irish/Scottish.

aug 14, 2025, 9:22 pm • 26 0 • view
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A.T. @artetech.bsky.social

I can’t answer for the dermatologist’s office reasoning, I can only say I’ve seen it. I suspect it is a way to open a discussion about Fitzpatrick scale for new-to-concept patients? Maybe a dermatologist can chime in.

aug 15, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Roan Everly @roanrampant.bsky.social

Ah yes “cursed Irish skin”. Derms see dollar signs when I walk in the door.

aug 17, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Dignam MDANT @markdignam69.bsky.social

“Please specify the Connemara village your great, great, great grandfather left in 1847:”

aug 15, 2025, 3:52 am • 23 0 • view
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William Burns @williameburns.bsky.social

Looks like Jews stopped being white, which I'm sure is nothing to worry about!

aug 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
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ubertar @ubertar.com

We were only ever accepted as "white" with an asterisk, and also as an excuse to deny our ties to our ancestral homeland and even to our ancestry itself.

aug 15, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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⌞🍒⌝ Angelcakez @angelcakez06.bsky.social

I’m from the uk and I would be labelled as English, Irish and other as in Swedish and a secret 4th and 5th that being Czech and Slovak XD

aug 14, 2025, 10:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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XOmniverse @shawnhuckabay.info

Wtf am I supposed to do if I have no fucking idea, lol

aug 15, 2025, 10:31 am • 5 0 • view
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pamnapo.bsky.social @pamnapo.bsky.social

This is so stupid. Until my daughter did one of those ancestry dna tests I didn’t know what flavor of white I was. I was told something completely different than what her results indicated I was. My family didn’t even know what they were apparently since they’ve been in Pennsylvania for 400 years.

aug 15, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Eric Winick @eawinick.bsky.social

“What kind of American are you?”

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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social

They really think Spanish people are Mexicans don't they?

aug 14, 2025, 10:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Der Qwertzl @no-ky.bsky.social

German here. For the record, identifying as skin colour white is NOT a necessary prerequisite to be of German nationality. Is there a box for checking skin colour black plus nationality German?

aug 15, 2025, 4:14 am • 31 0 • view
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Der Qwertzl @no-ky.bsky.social

Actually the only correct answer would be to have an option in the drop-down selection saying "None of your business."

aug 15, 2025, 6:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Un célèbre inconnu @uncelebreinconnu.bsky.social

Just to mess with them, I would go hyper specific like "North Badisch"

aug 16, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Daybreak System @daybreak-system.bsky.social

I don't think those are intended as nationalities, USans think european nationalities are ethnicities/races

aug 15, 2025, 11:54 am • 7 0 • view
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MGT @pseudofootball.bsky.social

Right, I think these people would view a black German as not “from” Germany but from another country through Germany. It’s not well-thought out

aug 15, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Der Qwertzl @no-ky.bsky.social

Ah. In that case it probably helps to know a bit of history which will tell you that until not so many centuries ago, within these nations, smaller tribes/kingdoms/states existed which were each other’s mortal enemies. In many cases, at least in Germany post-WW2, folks now are of mixed descent.

aug 15, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Indy @indagare.bsky.social

Indeed. Some folks from Europe, like Irish and Italians, were seen as "inferior races".

aug 15, 2025, 2:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Freebo @freebo.bsky.social

Tbf, the Italians grew fresh food in their front yards - which is tacky! for class reasons! And the Irish behaved as though they were young single men far from home, and lonely for their families. Unforgivable. Not very ‘wool’

aug 15, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social

Italian Americans are gonna joke, "It's because of Luigi right?"

aug 15, 2025, 10:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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deadmanrunning1.bsky.social @deadmanrunning1.bsky.social

Clearly they wanted to put "Aryan" on there but couldn't spell it.

aug 14, 2025, 10:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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AJ 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @bealsadam12.bsky.social

What if you're a mix of nationalities under that category?

aug 15, 2025, 1:25 am • 3 0 • view
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Dystopian 🐉🌻💜🌈 @dystopiandragon.bsky.social

🤔🤔🤔

aug 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social

This whole system is riddled with giant problems. But this provision has been in development for a very long time & the effective date was March 28, 2024 for all new record keeping or reporting. www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

aug 14, 2025, 9:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Acerbic Otter, slime mold appreciator @acerbicotter.bsky.social

why do they need to know this? I don't work with the NSF, never got a grant from them but this feels enormously hinky. Or maybe I am just conspiracy brained because of who's in the white house right now

aug 14, 2025, 9:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social

Maybe this will help www.catalystcalifornia.org/blog/why-we-...

aug 15, 2025, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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joofie57.bsky.social @joofie57.bsky.social

That's more or less how the census works, but with extra predefined checkboxes?

2020 census form covering race.
aug 15, 2025, 2:28 am • 4 0 • view
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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

using it on NSF forms and the FAFSA is now tho, no?

aug 15, 2025, 2:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

*new

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felinecannonball @felinecannon.bsky.social

Bizarre. Somewhat thankful they aren’t the term Aryan on public forms yet.

aug 15, 2025, 4:32 pm • 4 0 • view
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Coconino @coconinoite.bsky.social

😳

aug 15, 2025, 4:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Penny Puttanesca 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social

genuinely surprised that Italians are still white. Has anyone seen Dan Bongino? Or my relatives?

aug 14, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pacemaker64 @pacemaker64.bsky.social

The less powerful white supremacists are, the more minorities will be given conditional whiteness. As soon as those fuckers get comfortable Italians will go back to being a repressed minority.

aug 14, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Penny Puttanesca 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social

i dunno, enough of us have sold our souls for the wages of whiteness since like 1900…

aug 15, 2025, 12:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pacemaker64 @pacemaker64.bsky.social

I'm Armenian, we did the same shit. Didn't stop both CNN and Fox news from calling us Muslim extremists during some local culture war bullshit that ended up being national news a few years ago.

aug 16, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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El Sargento García @elsargentogarcia.bsky.social

So Irish and Italian are finally considered white. Their ancestors would be surprised.

aug 14, 2025, 9:15 pm • 9 0 • view
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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

not their recent ones. esp my irish brethren, who have done a whole lot to enforce whiteness in the last 100 years. see, eg, police officer ethnicity www.history.com/articles/how...

aug 15, 2025, 2:00 pm • 5 0 • view
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Alex Merz 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦 @merz.bsky.social

Where did you find this fecal morsel?

aug 14, 2025, 10:13 pm • 7 0 • view
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libramoon @libramoon4.bsky.social

lauriecorzett.substack.com/p/earth-tones

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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social

I suspect that these were chosen because they are the most commonly self-reported ancestries in the white no hispanic population, based on previous studies. Not sure why the NSF would want to know that, though.

aug 14, 2025, 8:11 pm • 15 0 • view
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social

NSF would have to comply with whatever the current federal guidelines are for demographic reporting. I don't hold this against them.

aug 14, 2025, 8:18 pm • 17 0 • view
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social

Oh, agreed. I think almost all the bizarre things happening at the big agencies are not because of the actual staff. I meant more that I can't see what the point of them even tracking it is, vs understanding why it might be asked on a census or the general social survey.

aug 14, 2025, 8:19 pm • 10 0 • view
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Steph likes the outdoors @dendromecon27.bsky.social

It is for the same reason I was made to take my pronouns off of my Fed email signature. Some high up person kept getting annoyed at having to take demographic surveys that delineated minority groups but not majoritarian European ones. There is no point except to be "anti-woke".

aug 14, 2025, 8:59 pm • 15 0 • view
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Chirp @chirp0403.bsky.social

It was on the 2020 census…I didn’t answer it.

aug 15, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Dr Elisabeth Kosters @elisabethkosters.bsky.social

Wuttt?

aug 14, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Community Care Giver @theoriesofcare.bsky.social

As a kid I kind of internalized Heinz 57: 57 varieties of white and I think I kind of hate it?

aug 22, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jesenia @jeseniansn.bsky.social

Funny

aug 25, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
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IMPEACH! @thetd.bsky.social

The answer is American.

aug 15, 2025, 12:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Shanon Taylor @drspedinnv.bsky.social

I’m a mutt of German, Dutch, and a splash of Irish. WTF does that go? Everyone faced with this should put Nunya in that space.

aug 14, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

esp since unless you’ve done and know you can trust the results of DNA testing, most of us are just going on what we’ve been told is our ancestry, which could very well be false

aug 15, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Shanon Taylor @drspedinnv.bsky.social

What weird is my DNA test showed no Irish. My most recent immigrant ancestor was my great-great grandma, from Ireland 🤷‍♀️

aug 15, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sam! @samhoman.bsky.social

Combing race and ethnicity questions was an Obama era change for the 2020 census. www.census.gov/newsroom/blo...

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perpetually outraged but also exhausted @kerrit.bsky.social

using in on NSF forms and FAFSA seems to be new, though?

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L. Ron Hoyabembe @elasticogomez.bsky.social

The really insane thing is that most Usian wypepo aren't really of any specific European lineage and are mutts based on whatever weird ass conception of European national origin as ethnic identity they're using as a basis.

aug 15, 2025, 8:39 am • 4 0 • view
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L. Ron Hoyabembe @elasticogomez.bsky.social

There hasn't really been any large scale migration from Europe since the early 20th century. I had people in my family who were way into genealogy so know one line of lineage arrived in the colonies in the 17th century.

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L. Ron Hoyabembe @elasticogomez.bsky.social

So just based on that there's how many generations of intermarriage over several centuries as to render this the most moronic question I could be asked.

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mimmothteaparty.bsky.social @mimmothteaparty.bsky.social

It was on my SNAP renewal this year. I think it was there last year too? Also much more detailed gender demographic questions if I recall correctly.

aug 17, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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lisao61.bsky.social @lisao61.bsky.social

All of the above. 😔

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Shackwacky 🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻🍷🐓🇺🇦🌻 @shackwacky.bsky.social

I would just write in "French, Swedish, Norwegian etc". I am a rule follower.

aug 14, 2025, 10:01 pm • 7 0 • view
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Muad Lib @muad-lib.bsky.social

Unless you’re inbred, the only answer is ‘mutt’

aug 14, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter M. Sullivan @citizensullivan.bsky.social

I'm 75% County Cork, 25% Roscommon. That probably qualifies as inbred.

aug 20, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
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E-Five @e-five.bsky.social

The census asks these questions.

aug 14, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dustin Du Cane @dustinducane.bsky.social

The whitey ethnicities are copied directly from census details / the most popular replies in order. Polish just pips French (via Quebecans I presume). www.census.gov/library/stor...

aug 15, 2025, 6:55 am • 7 0 • view
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Eastern European in the North @nordiceuropean.bsky.social

The ONS in the UK uses a similar, although less detailed scheme. I think there's always people who won't fit into it, eg someone who's ethnically Polish but not white.

aug 15, 2025, 9:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Glengyron @glengyron.bsky.social

Small step away from skull dimension measurements. Crazy shit.

aug 15, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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Gen Wojcik @genandgenes.bsky.social

The OMB categories changed last year and these are the exemplar countries for "White". Do you know if other race/ethnicity categories also have examples? www.census.gov/newsroom/blo...

aug 14, 2025, 8:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social

Yeah, I read that in the definition but those are "for example" there, which I interpreted as a list of descriptors, not a minimum required list of checkboxes. It's so weird.

aug 14, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gen Wojcik @genandgenes.bsky.social

I'm not a fan of the move to make race/ethnicity so tightly linked with national origin for many reasons. The conflation is so clear on the long/detailed form. It's weird, inaccurate, and a non-negligible amount of icky. www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

Categories of race and ethnicity from 2024 OMB updated results. Detailed check boxes use nationality to define racial categories.
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com

What happens to those of us who can check every box and fill in a few? I mean, my ancestors got around according to 23 and Me.

aug 15, 2025, 12:43 pm • 9 0 • view
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littlebunnyfoofoo.bsky.social @littlebunnyfoofoo.bsky.social

Indeed I am quite the Mutt. I will say it made me healthier.

aug 15, 2025, 12:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Michelle Newcome @michellenewcome.com

Same.

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VirginiaM - owlet @virginiam.bsky.social

I guess "my family has been in this country since 16 fucking 20, assholes" would prevent me from getting the grant

aug 14, 2025, 11:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lisa who used to use her last name here but deleted it:) @amidprivilege.bsky.social

Ha! And one of my earliest relatives here in America was Dutch. WHERE IS HER LINE IN THIS? So stupid. Trintje is really mad.

aug 15, 2025, 1:03 am • 2 0 • view
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🌿Auntie-Social @h2blue.bsky.social

wtf

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Sixsquare.bsky.social @sixsquare.bsky.social

Damn they’re really doing racism speedrun any% soon those old “Irish need not apply”signs are gonna come back in style.

aug 15, 2025, 3:14 am • 13 1 • view
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Freebo @freebo.bsky.social

The suburb next to mine (in my childhood) had a sign at the border saying “no Irish, no blacks, no dogs”

aug 15, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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GL @probablynotthatguy.bsky.social

They’re about to send Italians back to not being considered white

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Michael Bednarski 🇨🇦 @mikebednarski.bsky.social

According to this survey, the Scottish are the lowest form of whites. Aye! They're lower than the Eye-talians.

The Simpsons Groundskeeper Willie is bare-chested and wearing a kilt. On his chest is written,
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kryspee.bsky.social @kryspee.bsky.social

Just fill out the bottom as “don’t know”

aug 15, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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danie913.bsky.social @danie913.bsky.social

This pre-dates trump. It’s stupid. Here are details: spd15revision.gov

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J. D. @jdetc.bsky.social

If I ever get this, I'll just list every "German" state that pops up in my genealogy in that text box and they can sort it out.

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Katie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social

Yikes!

aug 14, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social

Everyone should enter the made up country in The Princess Diaries.

aug 14, 2025, 9:53 pm • 20 1 • view
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Erik Griswold @erikgriswold.bsky.social

We can use #Syldavia from #Tintin!

aug 14, 2025, 10:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Stefan Schuster @stefanschuster.bsky.social

Borduria Somehow I am certain Trump would favor people with Bodurian ancestry On the other hand - Syldavia has a king

aug 15, 2025, 8:30 am • 2 0 • view
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jadehawk @jadehawk.bsky.social

latverian!

aug 15, 2025, 2:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erik Griswold @erikgriswold.bsky.social

Well Blistering Barncles, I toast your superior knowledge of Tintinology with a glass of Syldavian Mineral Water!

aug 15, 2025, 8:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Lena @mslenakay.bsky.social

Genovia !

aug 14, 2025, 11:07 pm • 13 0 • view
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Cheryl Arbonies @lucasaurelius.bsky.social

I would enter American.

aug 15, 2025, 3:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Paul Atreides-Nuts @paulatreidesnuts.bsky.social

Italians celebrating full whiteness.

aug 15, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Patrick Oonk 🔵 @patrickoonk.net

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berlinsentisocial.bsky.social @berlinsentisocial.bsky.social

He is giving the whites what they were yearning for

aug 15, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Coconino @coconinoite.bsky.social

🤬

aug 14, 2025, 7:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social

put me down as German but NOT A GOOD GERMAN

aug 15, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view