It has been nice! I hope it’s permanent!

Happy Thoughts and Prayers:

Ummmmm... If we asked for Proof Of Life, and they show us a photo of him holding today's paper, would we believe it?? I mean, he's looked dead for years...

Not with the ability to alter pictures with AI. I was just commenting today that he probably won't last the rest of this year. He's in end stage Dementia and almost certainly Congestive Heart Failure and maybe kidney issues.

We know he can't be confirmed dead by the smell...

🤣 🤣 🤣

It's ALWAYS about him. He's probably withdrawing just to see what will happen when he does kick it.

I’m lying awake in the middle of the night and got this jolt of euphoria that I’m sure will be dashed after the ambien kicks in and I wake up in 4 hours and he’s blathering by the fucking helicopter again.

We should be so lucky!

Afternoon True Blue 💙

I think we should be asking What did JD Vance know and When did he know it? Also How did he do it

It’s probably just he ran out of makeup and they are waiting for the eBay delivery of the cheap brand he favours, but I am loving people’s brief lifting of spirits.

Hope springs eternal.

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

We couldn't be that lucky ...

I’ve been seeing many reports about his mysterious absence. Here’s to hoping! 🥂

Concerning

🤞🏻🙏🏻

🤞

Let's see... this too could be a distraction because they are running out of material. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAdT...

But Biden walking slowly like an old man was daily report in media. Why not daily report on the orange one?

Don't threaten me with a good time.... 😉

Hhhhhmmmm!

Don’t tease me…

My birthday.

Best present EVER!!!!!

Good!!

There's a lot of speculation here too. Someone also suggested he's having heart surgery & it seems plausible they would try to sneak that in over Labor Day Weekend. Also, his dementia is worse every day

Even IF that were true, it's WEEKS of recovery.

They're going to try to give him a heart? Who's been watching The Wizard of Oz??

He needs a heart and a brain.

Maybe someone went to the opening the the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Las Vegas and got ideas.

Watch the chief grifters in the family. If Slenderman and Daughter-wife all of a sudden hop on planes to Saudi Arabia we’ll know.

Wishful thinking at the minimum. The succession is a good question. Infighting may occur which would be better for the world. Unfortunately the Dems are as useless as they can be, therefore the shitshow will continue.

If only…

I'm so ready with the R.I.P (rot in piss) posts... 🤞🏼🙏🏼😏

A man who is so despised that hundreds of millions of people are looking forward to his death.

Possibly even billions

Everyone should demand he be diagnosed and treated by RFK! Good enough for all Americans good enough for the POS 🍊🤡💩 POTUS!

Hopefully just a start!

Maybe abducted by aliens? Almost certainly we won't be told the truth

MIL had congestive heart failure and had several episodes of hospitalization before she died. I don’t know if this will be the one. Yet.

Honestly they’ll have to protect his fcking gravesite to protect it from being shat and pissed upon.

I wud make sure to take laxatives timed to take affect at his gravesite

Anybody check walter reed?

We’d never get this lucky.

Perfect!! 😂

When Trump shows up next week, will the conspiracy theory brigade start claiming he's a body double because that part of his ear that got shot off is suddenly unshot?

No great loss....

😂🤣😂🐈‍⬛

say it SAY IT

I mean....

What is Elon up to now?😏

He's rehearsing for the next staged chaos he has planned. Remember, he was MIA for a week before Butler too. This is happening & he's terrified. Please, folks, stay focused & don't let him distract you from these brave souls. #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

Interesting observation and point to make. 🤔

I totally can see this happening

Why do you suppose a new “Where is trump” conspiracy theory has suddenly cropped up for the long holiday weekend right before the victim’s press conference?…

Exactly what I just posted. They are cooking up some crazy shit. Strap in it’s going to get wild.

Who's gonna start a Death Pool? FDT!

They're just trying to get our hope up. It's cruel.

Maybe Epstein came to get him.

Not likely. But he hasn't been seen in days... So medical stuff, probably all known in advance. Which is why there was that particularly vomitous, suck up round table Tuesday Because they knew it was risky??? Probably just taking a break. But no golf..... And no truths/tweets.....

We can always hope.

Time for him to ride that one-way ticket to Rottingham…

Check the windows.

I think you mean the sidewalk.

As we say in Australia, “shit splatters”.

😂🤣

If the window’s open, check the sidewalk.

Open or broken.

I have no preference.

Neither do I. But I have a feeling it is a planned medical procedure they are not disclosing to the public cause of manliness reasons

Their twisted version of manliness I should say

Wonderful news, if true.

Thoughts and prayers that he’s making his way to hell

Tell Twitter we’re sending thoughts and… nope, that’s it. Just thoughts.

More like clots.

I’ll throw in a prayer too if it will *help*.

What about the curses?

Prayers too but not the kind they hope for.

LMAOOOO

Watching the news hoping there will be an announcement that he is in the morgue !! No such luck … yet!

Missed you from Twitter days Glad I found you again!!!!

Idk, as Im atheist and have a bad opinion of "god" anyway, but cant you pray for this fucking piece of shit to suffer all the stuff that was not in the bible, but the FanFic they created around "hell"?

clots and prayers*

I'm sending prayers that the rumors are true

well done

If he is, the radio silence makes sense. The syncophants don't want that news to break until they've picked over his bloated corpse and performed their exit strategies.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve never wanted anything so badly in my entire life. I will give up all bday, Christmas, anniversary, Mother’s Day and Valentine’s Day presents for the rest of my life if I could have just this one thing. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Forty-eight hours? That’s like two naps for us! Maybe he’s just on a super-long snack hunt. We hope he’s okay... and maybe some chaos will bring more shiny Bitcoin for us raccoons!

He’s trying to cheat his way into the next life

No next life. Dirt nap is the outcome. Burning up in the oven is the other alternative.

If he didn't like federal judges telling him you can't just sit there and lie, wait till he checks in with Saint Peter

Weird, because he just started talking about heaven recently. That evil sumbitch ain't gettin' in.

I need to see proof of life, right now. He hasn’t been seen in 3 days. I’m sensing a “Weekend at Bernie’s” situation.

Instant immolation is waiting for him at the pearly gates

Melania will put him in the golf course next to wife #1

I do hope so‼️🤣

Ivana is not in the box. She was cremated. Soooooooo what could be in there cuz it was quite heavy.

Official documents taken from Mar A Lago 6.

Indeed. A time capsule of treason.

I didn’t know what was more shocking: that he knew what Heaven was or that he actually thought he was going there

That’s right he was talking about heaven… interesting.

If I were God, I'd prank the evil bastard by placing him in front of a paper thin painting of the pearly gates, placed right in front of a pit to Hell. Watch him think he is getting in before he plummets. It'd be hilarious.

We as a nation couldn't possibly be that lucky. But nothing wrong with treating it as a dry run.

My fondest hope:

Trump hasn't been seen since his August 26th cabinet meeting where they all went around and told him how wonderful he was. That was the last live actual Trump Admin tried to roll out Trump on the golf course but it was from a previously recorded golf outing Trump Dead .. national holiday Monday

Tried digging a bit & I can't find anything that shows him or anyone posting about him. Now, he could have been pissed off about the pictures of his hand & leg so the is actually getting worked on, he is that vain. He will probably be out golfing 2morrow, we will have to wait & see.

It's Friday. I thought we'd be paying for a golf outing. Are we sure, he's not having a slumber party in Russia with his BFF? Maybe he went to secure his Nobel nomination? Maybe he took all his crypto to his own private island?

Here's to hoping. And I'll pop a cork when he is but this nightmare won't be over until they're all nothing more than a memory and a collective of graves to piss on.

I’m going to stock up on party snacks first thing tomorrow.

Especially popcorn 🍿 😋

And, Big Mac’s.

I’m going all out- charcuterie board, steamed shrimp, chips and dips, antipasto plate. I’ve been planning this for 10 years.

I splurged and bought two 12 pack boxes of double butter Pop Secret. I am going party like it's 1979. 😆

Heart surgery? Or Rehearsals for the next staged event for sympathy to ease the EPSTEIN TRUMPSTEIN pressure?

#crossingfingers

So if he turns up it's not him...... it's a fake Donald.

Get the fuck out of here, grifter

He's at Walter Reed getting his Adrenochrome transfusion.

Epstein Epstein Epstein

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No golf game this long holiday weekend? 😳😳😳

I think he had a heart attack and underwent surgery!

All joking aside! There must be increased traffic to & from the white house. 🤔 Or at the hospital. They could've transported him in a black suv to the hospital to avoid the ambulance being called. With all the eyes on the WH, someone saw something. Where’s Vance? 🤔

Coincidence?

Interesting that it was yesterday. The Senators have stated they don't support him, so I would be shocked if they support him now. If he knows something and isn't talking about it, no one should trust him.

Optimist, meet Pessimist. bsky.app/profile/danc...

If Trump dies this weekend I'm sure the news will blame Hillary. If they do, I will write in Hillary Clinton on every ballot for the rest of my life. But he's probably just drugged out of his mind and violently shitting his diapers. Nothing ever happens.

True, but at least we get to chuckle ruefully for a little while. bsky.app/profile/matt...

👇 bsky.app/profile/robn...

It's been flying around here for hours....

Strange for such a narcissist to be out of sight for even an hour. For my money he’s defecting to Russia.

Ivana met him at the door of 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥...

Hope springs eternal

Nothing been reported, maybe it’s a Weekend at Bernie’s situation 😁

Thoughts become things?

What’s the WH press corps saying?

What press corp? It’s all a bunch of sycophantic Fox stenographers.

True, but they’re still all scrambling to be first.

The last thing I read was that he wasn’t seen by WH press corps Friday. His public schedule is empty through Monday. No golfing on a long holiday weekend. That alone raises questions.

Idk but the white house live webcam is down

True

People on blue sky wondering where he is. I’m not. I figure they’ll let us know one of these days….

Nope. Remember when he disappeared before his first assassination attempt? Nope they are cooking up some crazy shit before the Epstein shit hits the fan. Strap in.

We can only hope

He is probably having a bad hair decade and has only just become aware of it.

We couldn’t possibly be this lucky.

Ding Dong isn't trending. Probably just a Twitter rumour.

H O P E

We'll know if Fox News switches over to classical music.

🤣🤣🤣 Good one Laszlo!

Maybe he’s just having a really big tantrum and the rest of his regime is trying to figure out what to do

All of them should be.

Don't get my hopes up.

If only.

Trump and Putler are the ones I'm going to get the best champagne I can't afford for when they croak

It's over on FB as well 🤞

Bluesky thinks he's hanging with his GF. Laura Loomer?

Where does the grave-pissing cue start? And has the system of levees and dikes to control the runoff been put into place yet?

My gut feeling is he's not dead yet, but his health has taken a turn. It was weird Vance talking abt being ready to be president.

Weekend at Bernie’s, anyone?

They should not tease us like that…

Don't tease me Dude

Check his twitter

We can only hope

🤞🏼

Just soak it in and enjoy the moment of peace and joy.

Wishful thinking.

Has he tweeted? It could be someone else, but we all know his telltales.

Here in Spain, everything is celebrated with fireworks, and there are a lot of Americans living here. WE will know when it's true, because the noise will be deafening.

It will become an international holiday.

I hope that the children are safe. Weird it is, BDD! Fingers crossed, thoughts and prayers and so on and so forth. ☠️

OH…. And? 😂

RECOVERING FROM LATEST LIPOSUCTION

Not accurate at all..... His hands are too big! #sexualpredatorpresident

😂🤣😂

Has anyone tried poking him with a stick?

Republicans don’t want to announce something that would just create mass celebration & dancing around the world. That would just shit all over their Project 2025, dictatorship plans. Sad.

If we don’t see video of him cheating at golf this weekend, something is most definitely up.

If dumpty dies you get Vance. Things will get from realky bad to disaster…

A true testament to what an attention whore the man is. That it’s shocking to not see his stupid face for TWO DAYS.

Go away you fucking hack shill.

I'm not sure he's alive when he is being seen either. At least his brain met his maker long ago.

Don't tease me now ... just the 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 of that would make me start planning a party!

We aren’t that lucky, he’s probably just having an orange transplant

Nah....he's too mean

Well if Twitter thinks it, it must be true.

I have been seeing people saying that he hasn't been seen in public since Tuesday.

You’re hearing from a praying atheist.. 🙏

QUICK, change the Cracker Barrel logo back....

Let’s act as if, until it’s true. Every time he posts we treat it like a haunting.

🤣🤣🤣

That JD face gets me every time….



😁🙏

i have a special place in my heart for this one

Needs more black eye liner.

I’d pay to watch that. 😂

Thanks for the head's up. I best get those cake layers baking tonight. 🎂

Tots and pears!

Cool 😎

Did Vance push him out a window?

Oh to be so lucky

#trumpisroomtemperature

The conspiracy theories will be off the charts!

🤷🏻‍♀️ oh well…

Many people are saying he is negotiating with the Devil. Heaven's Gate keeper told him to fuck off.

Can he tariff heaven?

Yes, unless they allow him to build a Trump Tower there.

I hope it’s true

President Trump has not been seen for three days, raising fresh questions about Biden’s health!

Also heard motorcade rushed off somewhere. something may be going on at the pentagon.

Is it time to celebrate yet? Or, should we be waiting for the possible Resurrection?

It's a sympathy ploy?

He doesn't understand the concept.

It's only a ploy.

maybe another distraction?

He probably had a stroke and The Death of Stalin movie is happening in real time at the white house right now 😂.

One sure fire way to confirm is for Gavin Newsom to tweet an unhinged post calling him a cuck for dying. With the mandatory “thank you for your attention to this matter” sign off. If he’s still kicking the crash out will be EPIC!!! Hell, it might be the thing to take him out.

Watch to see if Ivanka shows up in Bedminster with guys with shovels. Digging up Mom and replacing her with Dad. Ivana's new grave will be a manicured flower garden and Bedminster will be a large animal shelter with tons of happy cats and dogs. One can dream ...

We can dream.

49h now

remind me again WHEN the king last met his master!

Well shit… I don’t have any champagne chilled. Hang on I’ll be right back

We’re going to splash out on a bottle of Krug Worth it if the bastard is dead.

🥂

Can we be so lucky??

I would also be OK with a medically induced coma.

Maybe he is just engrossed in a really good book?

Oh, that's genuinely funny!

🤞🤞🤞

We could be golfing😉

Hi Dianne 💙

Yeah, it’s definitely a rumor going around.

OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease OhPleaseOhPlease

Hope isn't just a town in Arkansas.

Where's Vance?

Or in surgery?

TFG was on date with Laura Loomer. He is getting some stitches now.

Trump is alive. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Either way, I'm still going to my protest in the morning.

Me too.

Still gonna need to protest with Vance

I ain’t mad either way. We need a break from his madness if only temporary.

It's kinda wild. But I go to sleep hopeful because of this 👇🏽 #trumpisdead

Tell me, show me more! Let’s just unpack this a bit. Let’s just get carried away with it.

I'd love to but then I remember that we'll be calling 👇🏽 Mr President. One shit show at a time....

Wishful thinking.

If only

Awesome

May be Melania finally did him in