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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social

When I was little I thought G.I. Joe and sloppy Joe were related

aug 29, 2025, 1:06 am • 119 31

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MiddleofTexas @swest57.bsky.social

I remember Burger King and Dairy Queen being side by side! No one believes me but it was true. I thought they were married.

aug 29, 2025, 1:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social

They’re not? So then where does Whopper Jr. come from?

aug 29, 2025, 3:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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MiddleofTexas @swest57.bsky.social

You blew my mind! 🤯

aug 29, 2025, 5:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mr. Oldman @mr-oldman.bsky.social

👍

aug 29, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social

the brothers joe, (goofus and gallant)

aug 29, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social

They're the same, but one stepped on a landmine

aug 29, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Me Jack, Chonkyjack @chonkyjack.bsky.social

I was gonna say " GIJoe getting hit by a flechette round from a 106mm Recoilless Rifle would be a sloppy joe." But I dont think anyone's seen a 106 in over forty years.

aug 30, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Night Of The Living Dude @brainpoopins.bsky.social

Sloppy Joe is what happens to GI Joe in battle

aug 30, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 0 • view
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ScribeMarjie ✍️🎨🐶🗽🇺🇦🇨🇦 @scribemarjie.bsky.social

now I’m hungry

aug 29, 2025, 4:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Carter Edman @carteredman.bsky.social

Don't forget the weird cousin Cotton-Eyed

aug 29, 2025, 1:38 am • 1 0 • view
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.bsky.social

Sloppy is a nickname he got in the Navy.

aug 29, 2025, 4:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nun Of Thee Above @ether-ore.bsky.social

Wet McDonalds had a farm G.I. G.I. Joe

aug 29, 2025, 1:43 am • 2 0 • view
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NamedGhost @namedghost.bsky.social

They are Cotton-Eyed Joe's cousins.

aug 29, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social

Brothers. One joined the army and the other is a total fuck up.

aug 29, 2025, 1:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! @sarcasmoultrablam.bsky.social

If Jim Nabors had hemorrhoids, would they be called "Gomer's Piles"? 🤔

aug 29, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Jared Johnson is taking it one day at a time @jaredparker.bsky.social

who says they’re not though

aug 29, 2025, 1:10 am • 6 0 • view
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Kimster @aquavulva.bsky.social

Exactly!

aug 29, 2025, 1:15 am • 4 0 • view