Vance can go work at Sephora.
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Send him to Don Qijote Japan. Worst place to work on earth
mar 1, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
He needs make up lessons first. And l’m not talking about cosmetics.
mar 2, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
Holy shit. Love this comment.
mar 3, 2025, 2:19 am • 3 0 • view
No, he can’t. A member of my family works there. Maybe he could get a job doing some mountaintop coal mining.
mar 2, 2025, 5:58 am • 2 0 • view
Too much LOTION around there for a guy who can't keep his dick in his pants! . . . What? Am I WRONG?
mar 1, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s a bit of a sticky point…
mar 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Part time he does I heard at Tysons Corner
mar 1, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Excuse me, nobody wants fences at Sephora or anywhere else.
mar 2, 2025, 3:21 am • 1 0 • view
I prefer to refer to him as “Vantz”. It’s Yiddish for bedbug.
mar 1, 2025, 8:13 pm • 2 0 • view
"Eh...you should think twice about that, Seph. We fired him because he was caught applying a whole bottle of V Highlighter on one of the really nice leather sofas in the lobby. Gross." - Ulta, probably.
mar 1, 2025, 7:00 pm • 89 2 • view
I hear he has a backup employment application as a “spokesperson” for Ashley furniture.
mar 1, 2025, 7:12 pm • 51 0 • view
Is Ashley Furniture his Grindr handle?
mar 1, 2025, 8:01 pm • 38 1 • view
💀
mar 1, 2025, 8:11 pm • 6 0 • view
Hilarious.
mar 1, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Laughed out loud on that one!
mar 1, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
He is also an “industry spokesperson” for furniture plastic covering products with the “no seep” guarantee.
mar 1, 2025, 9:48 pm • 7 0 • view
🤣😂
mar 1, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Love this! Something actually made me laugh today. Thanks!😊
mar 2, 2025, 4:32 am • 8 0 • view
🙂
mar 2, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
😁 but they don't want him either
mar 1, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
mar 1, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Lmao
mar 1, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Need the name and brand of his eyeliner, please. Must be a good one. It doesn't smudge on his little piggy eyelids.
mar 2, 2025, 2:54 am • 3 0 • view
He can go work in the prison laundry.
mar 2, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view