MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats need to devise a plan to build safeguards which will prevent another Republican shitshow.
Retirement has made me lazy🥱. I apologize for the salty language. Of course I voted for Harris-Walz. Conservative Democrat. Nonviolent protest. Use your brain, use the law, use the courts. Educate and litigate. Citizens United is their Achilles heel.
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Democrats need to devise a plan to build safeguards which will prevent another Republican shitshow.
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Golden showers?
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Frankenstein had a shelf life…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Nicely done…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Take a cue from the feline community…just bury him in the sand…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Dr. Davenport at your service… This should cushion the blow… Just call me in the morning…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that should infuriate his Orangeness…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans are spineless, mindless, idiots… …if they would only realize they could be free from Donald Trump and MAGA if they would just…take the first step…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…piece of shit prize…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Will someone please give the man a golf club for Christ sake…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This whole situation has a kinda Weekend at Bernie’s kinda vibe… …but, you know, Bernie didn’t smell like cream of shit…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Forever, ever…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Way to go Atlanta!
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Miller will roll on top of Donald Trump’s corpse, picking up his death scent, to take back to the MAGA pack…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Daddy don’t leave me! I can’t do this alone…you…complete me…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Ve have vays of making you do as you are told…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
His last words will be… But, but…what about…my…Noble Peace…Prize…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope springs eternal… Hopefully he has entered eternal damnation…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Donnie is looking for some “ocean front property”…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
But don’t even ask about retirement…foolish boy…you won’t be there very long…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to chip in to pay the fine…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Someday, Donald Trump will have his own section in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
She cut her own throat with her cavalier attitude…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t let the door hit ya…where the good lord split ya…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
She had no convictions…other than self preservation…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Her mouth…is her own worst enemy…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well. When the free punch is gone…it’s time to move on… Most Republicans don’t want to work for a living…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Johnson and Trump have been “compromised”…and the Russians have the pictures to prove it…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Mike Johnson lives in a self induced state of denial. It’s a common Republican trait. And he prays that he can sell this state of denial to all Republicans. Someday his world of denial will come crashing down. And he will be left with nothing but shame…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe her family will do the right thing and decline. Deep down inside, they would probably want to avoid the heart breaking reminder of Ashli being brainwashed and becoming a martyr for a wannabe king…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s so stupid, if shit didn’t stink, he’d forget to wipe his ass…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Would be happy to chip in…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s hard to imagine, being a spineless sycophant, and having absolutely no self esteem…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. There’s one in every family…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Just deserts?
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
She couldn’t give a rats ass…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for Donald Trump to insist on the sacrifice of a low level political appointee, as an icebreaker, at all Cabinet meetings…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
They have nothing else to offer other than sycophancy. They have no intention, nor the ability, to do anything to improve the lives of Americans or anyone else in the world. They are simply biding their time until their king dies and planning their next move of self preservation.
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like he’s been slapped around a few too many times…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well. I guess every Utah politician can go home and cry to their wife(s).
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…well let’s see….oh, you hire idiots like this guy…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This new job is reeeeeeally going to cut into her cocktail time…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…and by the way…JB Pritzker is a Badass…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
All. Hands. On. Deck.
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Kaboom mudafucka!
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…hang their heads in shame? I’d prefer that they just hang themselves…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…and the children will sing around the world…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social)
I’ll take a JB over a JD, any day of the week and twice on Sunday!
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what happens when you are the low girl on the scrotum pole…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Melania does not want to waste away her MILF years changing diapers…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
More like prostrate…over the Resolute desk…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
SCOTUS is as worthless as tits on a bull…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Life sucks when you check the wrong box…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Why invest in storage, when its going to be one of the first obligations people default on when the economy turns to shit…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn’t Melania…she said, “fuck that shit…”
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Classic…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social)
Methinks the west coast should secede from the union…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
They’ll just mix another cocktail and ignore him, until he burns the house down…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Orange Kudzu
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Jim Jordan has the I.Q. of a coat hanger…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. It’s a classic…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…his hands have never looked so…bigly…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect…and I’ll take take some fries and an ice tea to go…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
As my dad would say, “he looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.”
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Common sense suggests MAGA is not sustainable. The incurable disease always kills the host.
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Something wicked this way smells…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The Grim Reaper is waiting nearby…Donald Trump has the smell of death…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
They, they, they…it’s always they… Donald Trump is full of shit… It’s not they, they, they…it’s me, myself, and I…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect! A show of force sent them packing! There are more of US than there are of them. We will overcome… America is at a crossroads. Much like the birth of our country, Americans will again have to earn their freedom and preserve Democracy…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social)
Kabooooom!
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
When your a star, they let you do it…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
JD Vance contributes nothing to the universe…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Better wages attract stronger employees, providing stronger quality and stronger service. A short sighted CEO will never understand this…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, looks like some Californian Republican congresspersons will need to update their resumes…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Self preservation is strong in this one…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Hannity is such a…schmuck…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Lyndon is rolling over in his grave…and he, is, pissed…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure JD Vance will never be caught dead (or naked) in Davenport, Iowa… his wife would be furious…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald should put together a new band… Donnie and the Pedophiles
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The only reason Melania Trump is still around, is it would cost too much money to cut her loose…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would you need a successful business…when you are the King of the Grifters..
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Surrounded by their thug army. Disgusting…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it! No. More. Janky. Shit!
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This dude has lost his mind…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Just look for the expiration date stamped on the forehead…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what oligarchy looks like…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The truth is always timeless…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The greatest gift ever given to Vladimir Putin is, Donald Trump. Donald Trump, MAGA’s own Frankenstein, allows Putin to operate with impunity. One cannot survive without the other…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
What an embarrassment. This is the definition of zero self esteem.
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…who she now calls…heros…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
The MAGA virus is wearing her down… she looks…exhausted…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
A decent human being will do the right and moral thing. A decent human being will show compassion, kindness, and try to build middle ground and consensus. But, a decent human being can be pushed to the edge, forced to roll up their sleeves, and fight in the mud and blood, for what they believe in.
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
…whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender…
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit…is Stefanik still around? I thought she got…”disappeared.”
MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent
She is blowing warm smoke up his ass and he is digging it!