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MartinLauffer

@martinlauffer.bsky.social

Retirement has made me lazy🥱. I apologize for the salty language. Of course I voted for Harris-Walz. Conservative Democrat. Nonviolent protest. Use your brain, use the law, use the courts. Educate and litigate. Citizens United is their Achilles heel.

created November 23, 2024

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Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats need to devise a plan to build safeguards which will prevent another Republican shitshow.

2/9/2025, 5:16:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Golden showers?

2/9/2025, 6:24:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Even Frankenstein had a shelf life…

2/9/2025, 4:43:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Nicely done…

2/9/2025, 12:27:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Take a cue from the feline community…just bury him in the sand…

2/9/2025, 12:23:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Dr. Davenport at your service… This should cushion the blow… Just call me in the morning…

1/9/2025, 11:49:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Now that should infuriate his Orangeness…

1/9/2025, 10:47:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans are spineless, mindless, idiots… …if they would only realize they could be free from Donald Trump and MAGA if they would just…take the first step…

1/9/2025, 7:05:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…piece of shit prize…

1/9/2025, 2:58:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Will someone please give the man a golf club for Christ sake…

1/9/2025, 2:56:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

This whole situation has a kinda Weekend at Bernie’s kinda vibe… …but, you know, Bernie didn’t smell like cream of shit…

31/8/2025, 3:56:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Forever, ever…

30/8/2025, 6:50:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Way to go Atlanta!

30/8/2025, 6:49:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Miller will roll on top of Donald Trump’s corpse, picking up his death scent, to take back to the MAGA pack…

30/8/2025, 6:45:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Daddy don’t leave me! I can’t do this alone…you…complete me…

30/8/2025, 6:36:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Ve have vays of making you do as you are told…

30/8/2025, 6:16:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

His last words will be… But, but…what about…my…Noble Peace…Prize…

30/8/2025, 6:08:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope springs eternal… Hopefully he has entered eternal damnation…

30/8/2025, 6:05:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Donnie is looking for some “ocean front property”…

30/8/2025, 12:23:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

But don’t even ask about retirement…foolish boy…you won’t be there very long…

30/8/2025, 12:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love to chip in to pay the fine…

29/8/2025, 7:15:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Someday, Donald Trump will have his own section in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders…

29/8/2025, 5:43:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

She cut her own throat with her cavalier attitude…

29/8/2025, 5:21:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t let the door hit ya…where the good lord split ya…

29/8/2025, 5:16:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

She had no convictions…other than self preservation…

29/8/2025, 5:15:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Her mouth…is her own worst enemy…

29/8/2025, 5:11:41 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well. When the free punch is gone…it’s time to move on… Most Republicans don’t want to work for a living…

29/8/2025, 5:10:34 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Johnson and Trump have been “compromised”…and the Russians have the pictures to prove it…

29/8/2025, 5:07:25 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Mike Johnson lives in a self induced state of denial. It’s a common Republican trait. And he prays that he can sell this state of denial to all Republicans. Someday his world of denial will come crashing down. And he will be left with nothing but shame…

29/8/2025, 5:03:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe her family will do the right thing and decline. Deep down inside, they would probably want to avoid the heart breaking reminder of Ashli being brainwashed and becoming a martyr for a wannabe king…

29/8/2025, 4:28:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s so stupid, if shit didn’t stink, he’d forget to wipe his ass…

29/8/2025, 3:16:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Would be happy to chip in…

29/8/2025, 3:15:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s hard to imagine, being a spineless sycophant, and having absolutely no self esteem…

29/8/2025, 3:14:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. There’s one in every family…

29/8/2025, 2:46:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Just deserts?

28/8/2025, 3:15:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

She couldn’t give a rats ass…

27/8/2025, 6:41:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for Donald Trump to insist on the sacrifice of a low level political appointee, as an icebreaker, at all Cabinet meetings…

27/8/2025, 3:54:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

They have nothing else to offer other than sycophancy. They have no intention, nor the ability, to do anything to improve the lives of Americans or anyone else in the world. They are simply biding their time until their king dies and planning their next move of self preservation.

27/8/2025, 3:51:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like he’s been slapped around a few too many times…

26/8/2025, 10:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well. I guess every Utah politician can go home and cry to their wife(s).

26/8/2025, 5:56:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Agent Boss Hogg, at yo service…

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26/8/2025, 5:37:16 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…well let’s see….oh, you hire idiots like this guy…

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26/8/2025, 5:33:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

This new job is reeeeeeally going to cut into her cocktail time…

26/8/2025, 4:59:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…and by the way…JB Pritzker is a Badass…

26/8/2025, 4:51:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

All. Hands. On. Deck.

26/8/2025, 4:49:22 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Kaboom mudafucka!

26/8/2025, 4:42:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Linda (@lindabythesea.bsky.social) reposted

Night Swim (2025) by Young Park. Acrylic on wood.

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26/8/2025, 4:19:39 AM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…hang their heads in shame? I’d prefer that they just hang themselves…

26/8/2025, 4:32:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…and the children will sing around the world…

26/8/2025, 4:29:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll take a JB over a JD, any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

26/8/2025, 1:11:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s what happens when you are the low girl on the scrotum pole…

26/8/2025, 12:16:06 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Melania does not want to waste away her MILF years changing diapers…

26/8/2025, 12:10:28 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

More like prostrate…over the Resolute desk…

26/8/2025, 12:07:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

SCOTUS is as worthless as tits on a bull…

26/8/2025, 12:02:25 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Life sucks when you check the wrong box…

25/8/2025, 11:59:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Why invest in storage, when its going to be one of the first obligations people default on when the economy turns to shit…

25/8/2025, 11:55:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn’t Melania…she said, “fuck that shit…”

25/8/2025, 10:41:12 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Classic…

25/8/2025, 10:39:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Methinks the west coast should secede from the union…

25/8/2025, 10:38:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ll just mix another cocktail and ignore him, until he burns the house down…

25/8/2025, 6:45:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Orange Kudzu

24/8/2025, 4:03:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Jim Jordan has the I.Q. of a coat hanger…

24/8/2025, 9:35:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. It’s a classic…

24/8/2025, 6:26:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…his hands have never looked so…bigly…

23/8/2025, 11:09:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect…and I’ll take take some fries and an ice tea to go…

23/8/2025, 11:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

As my dad would say, “he looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.”

23/8/2025, 11:03:18 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Common sense suggests MAGA is not sustainable. The incurable disease always kills the host.

23/8/2025, 11:00:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Something wicked this way smells…

23/8/2025, 10:53:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

The Grim Reaper is waiting nearby…Donald Trump has the smell of death…

23/8/2025, 5:31:46 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

They, they, they…it’s always they… Donald Trump is full of shit… It’s not they, they, they…it’s me, myself, and I…

23/8/2025, 4:57:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect! A show of force sent them packing! There are more of US than there are of them. We will overcome… America is at a crossroads. Much like the birth of our country, Americans will again have to earn their freedom and preserve Democracy…

22/8/2025, 5:10:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social)

Kabooooom!

22/8/2025, 2:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When your a star, they let you do it…

22/8/2025, 2:35:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD Vance contributes nothing to the universe…

22/8/2025, 2:32:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit…

22/8/2025, 1:58:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Better wages attract stronger employees, providing stronger quality and stronger service. A short sighted CEO will never understand this…

21/8/2025, 8:51:42 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, looks like some Californian Republican congresspersons will need to update their resumes…

21/8/2025, 5:49:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Self preservation is strong in this one…

21/8/2025, 5:43:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Hannity is such a…schmuck…

21/8/2025, 6:00:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Lyndon is rolling over in his grave…and he, is, pissed…

21/8/2025, 5:58:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect…

21/8/2025, 5:54:44 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure JD Vance will never be caught dead (or naked) in Davenport, Iowa… his wife would be furious…

21/8/2025, 2:20:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 7:54:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald should put together a new band… Donnie and the Pedophiles

20/8/2025, 7:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

The only reason Melania Trump is still around, is it would cost too much money to cut her loose…

20/8/2025, 7:47:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would you need a successful business…when you are the King of the Grifters..

20/8/2025, 7:43:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Surrounded by their thug army. Disgusting…

20/8/2025, 7:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

I love it! No. More. Janky. Shit!

20/8/2025, 6:53:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

This dude has lost his mind…

20/8/2025, 5:19:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

Just look for the expiration date stamped on the forehead…

20/8/2025, 2:38:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what oligarchy looks like…

20/8/2025, 2:35:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is always timeless…

20/8/2025, 2:31:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

The greatest gift ever given to Vladimir Putin is, Donald Trump. Donald Trump, MAGA’s own Frankenstein, allows Putin to operate with impunity. One cannot survive without the other…

20/8/2025, 2:24:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an embarrassment. This is the definition of zero self esteem.

20/8/2025, 2:12:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…who she now calls…heros…

20/8/2025, 5:30:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

The MAGA virus is wearing her down… she looks…exhausted…

20/8/2025, 5:29:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

A decent human being will do the right and moral thing. A decent human being will show compassion, kindness, and try to build middle ground and consensus. But, a decent human being can be pushed to the edge, forced to roll up their sleeves, and fight in the mud and blood, for what they believe in.

19/8/2025, 6:06:21 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

…whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender…

19/8/2025, 5:52:45 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit…is Stefanik still around? I thought she got…”disappeared.”

19/8/2025, 12:50:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MartinLauffer (@martinlauffer.bsky.social) reply parent

She is blowing warm smoke up his ass and he is digging it!

19/8/2025, 12:46:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view