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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social

I just texted him. He said yes, he saw that coming, and also you should consider context clues and reading comprehension a little bit before you scream at a stranger, and also, you owe Matt Brown nine dollars. hope that helps

aug 26, 2025, 8:17 pm • 193 8

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NFLGimpy @nflgimpy.bsky.social

hopefully the irrational anger of BlueSky replies is helping you have a better day than yesterday, buddy.

aug 26, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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voodoo54.bsky.social @voodoo54.bsky.social

Picking up where coach left off!

aug 26, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social

Fish are really leaping into the boat these days.

aug 26, 2025, 8:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social

you know who else knew a thing or two about fish and boats,,,,

aug 26, 2025, 8:20 pm • 25 0 • view
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social

Um, actually, Jesus was probably the WORST fisherman in his friend group. "Throw your nets over the other side?" Who says that during a fishing trip?

aug 26, 2025, 8:26 pm • 5 0 • view
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Chris Perfett @perfett.bsky.social

results are the only thing that matters Mike, check the scoreboard. bang.

aug 26, 2025, 8:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social

Oh sure, if you have magical powers AND friends willing to do the actual work...

aug 26, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social

Jesus’ vision cone:

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aug 26, 2025, 8:30 pm • 5 0 • view
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Justin Ferguson @auburnobserver.com

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aug 26, 2025, 8:22 pm • 8 0 • view
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Jeff Laux @jeffreylaux.bsky.social

Never trust someone with two first names.

aug 26, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Preston Thomas @preston.camera

Dude. You got me. What's that CashApp. $9 on the way... 🫤

aug 26, 2025, 8:21 pm • 6 0 • view
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voodoo54.bsky.social @voodoo54.bsky.social

Good shit for taking it in stride man. Nice to be able to take something lightly these days.

aug 26, 2025, 8:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social

lmao my venmo is matt-brown-sbn but you dont actually have to give me nine dollars im just having a goof on the internet

aug 26, 2025, 8:22 pm • 9 0 • view
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Eric Black @ericjetblack.bsky.social

😹

aug 26, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe @mjosephlc.bsky.social

I talked to god, she says "yo what's up?" and she wants you to lose the gun.

aug 26, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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MSJ | Student | DFW @wxandpi.bsky.social

Everyone knows that Jesus was a staunch advocate of prioritizing football over marriage.

aug 26, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Adam Stutz @abstutz.bsky.social

What is happening? Did X buy this site?

aug 26, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view