How did thet even come up with the idea? I've had a good long fuck barely ten minutes after sharing a bowl of cereal and fruit all too many times in my life, it clearly does jack shit for jacking off.

Well the idea was that bland foods could curb the urge, the cereal they made back then were not at all what we enjoy today. Lol

But if you eat Trix some bunny is still gonna cut you up cuz everyone knows...

Also: it is BECAUSE the food is bland that I want some spicy dessert.

I read about it on that site Mental Floss. Not sure if that's still around.

I learned this in school! I did a minor in gender & sexuality studies and I don't recall a ton from school but this was so weird I held onto it.