The idea that it's just my quirky pet peeve contradicts what I just said about it being a more common sentiment within the industry and community than you seem willing to accept. "I've never heard that before" is a reflection of your own social circle, not tattoo culture as a whole.
I'm sorry you feel that way
Considering how wrong you were about the way people talk about muscles, if I were you I would at least be considering the possibility that I'd overgeneralized from insufficient data and that maybe some of your points are flawed.
You're very funny. If it adds meaning to your day to be angry about what I wrote, by all means continue.