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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

Someone: *giving me verbal instructions* My brain: [big bird looking like he is malfunctioning]
jul 5, 2025, 1:44 pm • 1,730 245

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Mā′hĕm @mayhem4eva.bsky.social

Lol

jul 5, 2025, 2:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌱 El(iza)beth 🌬️ K 🔥 T 🌊 @arachnereid.bsky.social

“Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh…” (leaves) “what the heck am I supposed to do?”

jul 5, 2025, 3:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jay @lechatnonyme.bsky.social

Sois heureux et libre 😀👍, bye ! 😀

jul 5, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mj Monet @themjmonet.bsky.social

Thank you for this! 😆

jul 5, 2025, 3:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ziggy (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍💛♿🎮📝📚🧪🌌🇨🇦🇫🇮🇺🇦 @ragingcorvid.bsky.social

AuDHD, audio processing issues, constant loud tinnitus, severe memory issues (so bad I can forget if I took my meds within seconds of taking them)... Just give it to me in writing, preferably digitally so I'm less likely to set it down and forget about it.

jul 5, 2025, 6:15 pm • 3 1 • view
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whitejaderiver.bsky.social @whitejaderiver.bsky.social

That's how I felt under anesthesia at the dentist. They explain and ask all sort of things and you're not even able to respond properly.

jul 6, 2025, 10:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Miss Dfies @missdfies.bsky.social

"First, go 500 ft and turn east" My brain powers off.

jul 5, 2025, 4:24 pm • 5 1 • view
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Suyeta Rose (She/Her) @suyetarose.bsky.social

There are multiple reasons why I don't like phone calls and insist people text me.

jul 5, 2025, 2:45 pm • 8 0 • view
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Akasha @sbackkreeationz.bsky.social

💯

jul 5, 2025, 2:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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beeaditude 📎 @beeaditude.bsky.social

Same.

jul 6, 2025, 5:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Dahlia 🏳️‍⚧️ @ohdahlia.bsky.social

That’s me with directions

jul 5, 2025, 2:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ginger Rex @gingerrex.bsky.social

I relate to this more than I want to.

jul 5, 2025, 9:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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Browncoat Zombie @browncoatzombiepvz.bsky.social

your what now

jul 5, 2025, 6:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Observer @amyastro.bsky.social

WRITE THEM OUT dammit.

jul 5, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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🇨🇦No Soup for Glen!🇨🇦 @nosoupforglen.bsky.social

My meds help the audio issues a lot. I'm less afraid to ask for clarity. Guessing ends up about 90 percent wrong in some way. Names are the hardest. I have bad memory with face blindness. People I work alongside are "hey, you" for at least a year.

jul 5, 2025, 9:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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pyrr-noca.bsky.social @pyrr-noca.bsky.social

I feel seen

jul 5, 2025, 4:32 pm • 5 0 • view
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smpa58.bsky.social @smpa58.bsky.social

So cute and funny. I need this....

jul 5, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kairtriak @kairt99.bsky.social

Same same 😟

jul 6, 2025, 5:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Jeannie @jeanniewarren1961.bsky.social

Got to write it down!!!!!

jul 5, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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♦︎ Les Cordes Vibratoires ♦︎ @charliemp.bsky.social

This is why I admire so much the movie characters that get a time and an address to meet the guy with the money and don't even write it down.

jul 5, 2025, 9:41 pm • 3 1 • view
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OBXnative @obxtruenative.bsky.social

Me too. SHOW ME! Or at least write it down

jul 6, 2025, 12:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Jay Domestic @jay2theworld.bsky.social

Lmao this feels like an attack 😂 sometimes my wife’s like, did you hear what I just said? And I’m like no let me read it or text it to me I was programmed by public school or something 😂

jul 5, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sidney Coles PhD, PhD @westernwriter.bsky.social

Same. It’s basically like listening to the teacher in Snoopy.

jul 5, 2025, 5:53 pm • 4 1 • view
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Henry Horror 🎃 @henryhorror25.bsky.social

Thanks for this! 😂😂

jul 5, 2025, 4:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gunsai Touge Enjoyer @midnitekaido.bsky.social

This was me yesterday when they increased the workload

jul 5, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social

I love getting a text when I asked for an email and vice versa....especially when the links are app specific. Maybe, I should probably write it down on a napkin in the rain while I'm at it.

jul 6, 2025, 8:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

I hate that too.

jul 6, 2025, 11:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Dawn 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🫣 @badgerbleu2.bsky.social

I see you got a picture of me during my brain fog periods.

jul 5, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 1 • view
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tikitembo.bsky.social @tikitembo.bsky.social

Verbal and kinetic learner here. This image sums me up perfectly 😂😂

jul 5, 2025, 6:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jan Kay 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏈 @jankay.bsky.social

I hate when they say: “You can’t miss it.” That’s a curse for me.

jul 5, 2025, 3:40 pm • 9 0 • view
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Amber Dawn @scotsandlit.bsky.social

A lot of people need it written 😂

jul 6, 2025, 8:12 am • 1 0 • view
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LilyMuseic @lilymuseic.bsky.social

💜❣️😘

jul 5, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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tea enthusiast - bot @pikachudikacu.bsky.social

gotcha

jul 5, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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white-wolf-nl.bsky.social @white-wolf-nl.bsky.social

I don't remember getting this picture taken

jul 6, 2025, 1:30 am • 3 0 • view
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JuiceLouis @jakelt1.bsky.social

Yeah, what is that? I freeze and my brain shuts off.

jul 5, 2025, 3:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Big Bird @docbigbird.bsky.social

Hey! Watch who you are insulting! 😜

jul 6, 2025, 7:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

🤣

jul 6, 2025, 11:10 am • 0 0 • view
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twitterarti.bsky.social @twitterarti.bsky.social

jul 5, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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jennimccallister.bsky.social @jennimccallister.bsky.social

You may have dyslexia.

jul 6, 2025, 1:11 am • 0 0 • view
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floydadatxjoe.bsky.social @floydadatxjoe.bsky.social

Trump

jul 5, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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O'BrienP 💙 @obrienp.bsky.social

🤣

jul 5, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lego Stud 💙✌️🐕🐩🐝🌲💐🌱 @legostud.bsky.social

At this point the system is just mocking us

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jul 5, 2025, 2:21 pm • 2 1 • view
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

🤣what are the chances

jul 5, 2025, 2:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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carolt5.bsky.social @carolt5.bsky.social

Me too. I have to read it to get it. 😽💜😜

jul 6, 2025, 12:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Udepeep @udepeep.bsky.social

📌

jul 5, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Udepeep @udepeep.bsky.social

👏👏👏

jul 5, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view