Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) / Redsky

Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

Artist: TheBeehive (lollibeepop on Insta) ... I changed words a bit for chronic illness

1st panel - girl sees a symptom pops up - like a blow up doll 2nd panel - she looks annoyed and takes the symptom with her 'oh no no. we can't have this' 3rd panel - she pushes that symptom into an overflowing closet full of symptoms 4th panel - she is holding the door shut as some of the dolls still leak thru 'they don't exist if I don't deal with them TheBeehive

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social)

Family & Friends Love Doing This When You're Immunocompromised [pic of blue germs all over one guy and red germs all over the other guy - the guy with blue germs all over him is breathing red germs all over the red guy

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Remember: when a doctor decides to leave their practice, it is always because they hate you specifically

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As shirts, pin, sticker, hat, magnet, etc www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1733...

a white t-shirt with pink to purple gradient - wavey text that says I'm probably cursed! etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees

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You can have nice things or you can have a chronic illness, you can't have both

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

@displaced_ATC f*ck this pandemic, i miss eating out my friends --------- *with my friends ----------- what have I done?

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Source: speedlimit15 on tumblr

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social)

@princess_labia on x I got tested for a bunch of STDs and they didn't get back to me for a week so I called and the woman was like

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I found this adorable heating pad at CVS, I love him but I lowkey feel like a psychopath when I have to microwave him pic of a little red guy who is also a heating pad - it says 'menstruation crustacean' on the box

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The quotation marks don't make it "suspicious" at all.

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[pic of patient with doctor] Gaslighting doesn't work on me, Doctor. Please listen to what telling you instead of immediately writing it off because I'm a woman or because you're lazy. LISTEN. MyBodyIsTryingTokitMe.com

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? ME: Urgent Care.

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My immune system pisses me off because I'm not suffering for a cool reason. Instead, my body is throwing the world's biggest temper tantrum because there is a light breeze. MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

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I'm like an angel, if the angel metaphorically got hit by a truck and then fell into a wood chipper.

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Don't mind if I do!

a hair and beauty shop called CURL UP'N DYE

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@thisone0verhere FRIEND: you wanna go out Friday? ME: I totally would but I already have my pajamas on and everything FRIEND: but it's only Monday ME:yes

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The art of flirting [patient having something done by doctor behind him] so doc, i don't feel a ring on your finger

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three stages of life (1) birth. (2) ow, this hurts. (3) Death.

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🤣

r/NoStupidQuestions on reddit --------- How do I communicate with blind people? Like obviously there's Braille but is there some form of clicking can do with my tongue to simulate Braille verbally? Edit: nvm you can just talk to them

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A fake elmo book that says ------- guess who has crippling depression & a bunch of shitty diseases ---- [Elmo pointing at himself]

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My new doctor not recognizing any of my diagnoses: guy saying 'i don't know what any of this sh*t is'

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Sorry, I can't come over. My body's in the shop.

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social)

I give off an incurable vibe that doctors don't seem to like.

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DOCTOR: There's nothing else we can do ME: But you haven't done anything yet DOCTOR: I'm that good. $350.

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Oh sweetie, that holier-than-thou stance makes your ass look huge.

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

I refuse to drink water straight from the tap until it's been run through my Brita filter that I haven't changed since the Lincoln administration.

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ComeOnPeople (Smile On Your Brother) (@comeonpeopl.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And this one...

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Artist: @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

Artist: Drew Fairweather health insurance: simplified a guy holding up a note the note says F*ck you!

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

I said something awkward at my doctor's appointment and I'm going to let it consume me for the rest of my life.

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NO ONE TALKS T HOW DRAINING IT IS WHEN YOUR MOOD CONSTANTLY SWITCHES BETWEEN

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Anything I say or do on Prednisone doesn't count

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1. BLAME SOMEONE The victim is hurt. Use your finger to assign blame. Shame the person until he or she feels adequately guilty. (Image: person pointing finger while kneeling over victim) 2. CHECK TO SEE IF NIPPLES ARE HARD If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved. (Image: person lifting up chin to listen for breath) 3. KISS SENSUALLY The victim is unconscious. Now’s your chance! (Image: person kissing unconscious victim) 4. APPLY CAPRI-SUN STRAW TO NECK This is important. Just do it. Optional: squeeze Capri-Sun liquid into victim’s mouth. The flavor explosion may revive him. (Image: straw being placed at victim’s neck) 5. USE HAND TO REHARDEN NIPPLES Don’t let those puppies get soft! (Image: person pressing hand to victim’s throat) 6. PICTURE LIFE TOGETHER As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. (woman giving cpr) Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining Capri-Sun liquid. (Image: person mourning while kneeling over victim)

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You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. - Ernest Hemingway

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wikihow how to stare at someone who wants you to switch out your meds with kale [guy staring nastily - like wtf look - at someone]

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once you are able to find humor in living with a chronic or terminal illness, you've either reached enlightenment or you've become a little unhinged

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[tossing my diagnoses back and forth with my friend] [music stops] FRIEND: [holding my diagnoses] ME: ha! [runs away]

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Hard pass.

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I could use this right now. Run me over.

a sign that says free body massage on some sort of heavy equipment's huge wheel

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@diaryofasickgrl.bsky.social

diaryofasickgrl oh, you finally got diagnosed? Congratudolences!!

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At this point, I just cancel plans with people as soon as I meet them

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a sun shaped sticker that says i confused my doctor today! :)

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Me, perpetually: I guess it's just one of those days

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

On Etsy as chronic illness mug & shirts ( www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... ) or RB as pin, sticker, etc ( www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1669... ) #chronicillness #disabled #autoimmune

A white mug with black handle with a black cat and kitchen knife and in red text that says say yoga one more time

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Hey, sorry I didn't finish that sentence. My brain decided it was done for the day.

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FRIEND: Sometimes it feels like you're not really that sick. ME: [sarcasm] You caught me. I just collect doctors and MRIs for fun.

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THERAPIST: What do we say when our health disappoints us? ME: I want to f*ckin die THERAPIST: No!

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reply parent

great caregiver

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😂

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@frazzlemygimp on x DOCTOR: We're gonna have to amputate above the knee. ME: But I can't survive if I'm just a Leg.

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kayvsworld my body, tearfully: when sleep??? me: my dude we just woke up!! It's time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity my body, weeping: but???? when sleep???? rizaoftheowls me: okay, finally now is sleep my body: no. wrong.

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triangle labeled chronic illness life - the triange is made up of arrows - at the top if get your hopes up - goes to next one which is get disappointed - which goes to next one - start to believe you might be in remission (you are here - points to get disappointed

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Sisyphus pushing bolder (chronic illness) up mountain

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when i try to ignore my chronic illness [a guy dressed as the grim reaper with a sign that says - debbie you can run but you can't hide]

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a book that says 'i shouldn't have eaten that!! omg!! an autobiography

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I'm afraid to go to the morgue because what if they decide to keep me.

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doing some research today screenshot of WebMD screen you searched for: shitty body hurts all the time

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@dadmann_walking on x the doctor this morning asked my 16 yo if he's recently had surgery or been hospitalized. He said

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Artist: @theoatmeal.bsky.social

2 guys out in the woods - one guy is being eaten by a bear and the other has coffee and saying 'it try not to stress about the things i can't control' The Oatmeal

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[Writing Erotic Fiction] Her smell was irresistible, like a freshly opened bottle of Icy Hot mixed with the stanky smell of 5-day old sweatpants. MyBodyIsTryingTokilMe.com

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Sometimes I try so hard to have a coherent thought that I can feel my brain sizzling. MyBodylSTryingTokillMe.com

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"You're so resilient" ME: Not on purpose or anything

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ME: I feel so sick THEM: Oh no! What's wrong? ME: LOL this is just what being alive is like for me

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The cool thing about having a connective tissue disorder is you hear from your skeleton much more

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it's kind of crazy how your doctor can prescribe you a med and the insurance company can just turn around and say haha good one

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

A crazy looking rocker guy inside your body The ibuprofen entering my body looking at all my problem areas

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I bet it feels so good as a hospital to charge an extra fee for no reason.

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

As someone who is immunocompromised I'm not feeling safe in America today. The good news is that I already didn't feel safe in America.

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Vaccines save lives. RFK Jr. Endangers them. @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social)

Being chronically ill is wondering wtf is wrong with your body a dozen times per day.

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#satire

@BadHealthAdvice pro tip: wash your hands many times in a row so you won't have to later

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Sometimes your soulmate is an urgent care clinic. Quit forcing relationships.

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them: so what are your diagnoses? me: [wacko from animaniacs in front of the world map]

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life Update: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [little kitty]

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From This is so relatable i think i need therapy Me every day: Im okay im just tired My mom: Gosh why are you so tired all the time? Me: *stares off into imaginary camera*

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dickstolebyanalien on FB mychart loves to send you eight emails that you need to use 2 factor authentication to view in the webapp that say like

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1st person - i may be sick all the time, fatigued, and antisocial 2nd person - but? 1st person - that's all

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Oh, good. You brought your collection of strange illnesses. *whispers* She always does this.

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Fuck lemons, life has been throwing live grenades at me

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THEM: Just be yourself ME: *starts screaming* THEM: On second thought, don't be yourself ME: *screams on the inside*

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FRIEND: Are you okay? ME: *feeling a serious health crash coming on* ME: Oh, yeah, I'm just a bit tired

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Source: elpoebsv on Tumblr

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

My favorite part of socializing is when it's over.

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Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

When someone says they’ll pray for me, I tell them, “You’re free to waste your time however you want.”

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Chronic Illness Humor (@chronicillness.bsky.social) reposted

Me: I'm gonna get up and take a shower. Body: Haha. That's cute. Body: And Fuck you. Me: *collapses*

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We're all just one moment away from a different life. One diagnosis, one crisis, or one accident away from a completely different life. Life doesn’t ask before it changes, so this is just a reminder to not take your health or physical abilities for granted.

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