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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

Shen the Bird me: but I want it ambulance driver: [passing dairy queen] i said no
aug 28, 2025, 1:52 pm • 95 15

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MrFuzzyFart♿ @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social

I was an EMT and ambulance driver in the 90s. We were on our way back from a run. The driver wanted to stop to get McDonalds. I said "I don't think it'll clear that overhang over the payment window." It didn't.

aug 28, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erraticka @erraticka.bsky.social

If I'm paying $850 after insurance for this ride you can hit the drive-thru for me.

aug 29, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nik @spaceshipp.bsky.social

One time the got me Dunkin on the way 🥰🥰

aug 28, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view