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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

I'm afraid to go to the morgue because what if they decide to keep me.

aug 30, 2025, 3:13 pm • 110 13

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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social

No sir, I’m am not “checking in” stop opening freezer doors and asking “how about this one, ma’am?”.

aug 30, 2025, 3:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cheryl @cheryl-blue.bsky.social

More likely they'll turn me down once I'm dead.

aug 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Skrapp420 @skrappy420.bsky.social

@moonclaw420.bsky.social LETS GO MAYBE THEY WILL KEEP ME!!

aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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MoonClaw420 @moonclaw420.bsky.social

Is there a drive thru??

aug 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Skrapp420 @skrappy420.bsky.social

ill make one... just trust the process!

aug 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paula Chernoff @paulachernoff11.bsky.social

I was once told it was disrespectful to the deceased to wear makeup to a funeral. But without a bit of blush and lipstick, I would be mistaken for the deceased.

aug 30, 2025, 3:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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trade winds @lucyksy.bsky.social

Mostly dead, is slightly alive.
aug 30, 2025, 9:33 pm • 1 0 • view