This is the quintessential LinkedIn post, it is everything about the site expertly crafted into a single work of art. We should applaud this man, it takes true genius to reveal the essence of a thing.
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Does Popehat's Rule of Goats apply?
aug 24, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
No. He's not trying to provoke people with "joking" offensive remarks. He's engaged in straightforward satire and parody.
aug 24, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
World class satire (Please be satire)
aug 24, 2025, 3:11 am • 12 0 • view
It is, there's another post he has that explicitly recommends becoming a gambling addict
aug 24, 2025, 11:17 am • 0 0 • view
Or a teaser from a new Coen Brothers film.
aug 24, 2025, 3:13 am • 4 0 • view
My eyes are burning now, Max.
aug 24, 2025, 3:13 am • 1 0 • view
I put my waifu body pillow on a PIP
aug 24, 2025, 3:12 am • 6 0 • view
I hope his wife’s achievements for the second half of 2025 include serving him divorce papers.
aug 24, 2025, 12:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this real?
aug 24, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
The science of unfuckablility.
aug 24, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
there's no way this is real lol
aug 24, 2025, 3:10 am • 6 0 • view
Putting aside everything else, isn't it common knowledge that receiving a PIP is time to look for a new job? No one with any options looks at that as an "opportunity to improve."
aug 24, 2025, 1:18 pm • 1 0 • view
The bit about her being his subordinate will look nice in the divorce settlement
aug 24, 2025, 3:11 am • 10 0 • view
If you’re wearing a striped shirt with a plaid or checked jacket, you are by definition not a “high value male.”
aug 24, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
The guy looks like a Getty image captioned with "when cousins breed".
aug 24, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
"the inevitable dismissal to follow" ... glad to know he implements the PIP in good faith
aug 24, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
We don't know his wife, because she lives in Canada?
aug 24, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view
Because I could not lock her in the celllar…
aug 24, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
This is a terrible thing, but why does this make me think: ball peen hammer? Context: murdering someone this way, for example, one’s PhD advisor at Stanford Math in 1978 is in no way an act I am recommending in any way, shape, or form.
aug 24, 2025, 3:47 am • 1 0 • view
If you want to read more of Stephen Watson's shenanigans on LinkedIn, you can scroll through his posts here. Not all are 10/10, but many are pretty funny. www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-w...
aug 24, 2025, 3:55 am • 0 0 • view
Have no fear. Stephen's wife still apparently tolerates him, though he does not give her name. He says their boys are George, Harrison, & Alfie, & their dogs are Woody, & Rusty. I sense there is/are jokes there too, but I'm not sure what they are. Maybe bc I'm not British.
aug 24, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
FYI, Elon Green is just an account that posted the screenshot of this guy. The name of the "coffee cup" guy in the pic is Stephen Watson.
aug 24, 2025, 3:31 am • 3 0 • view
But wait! There's more, from this... "digital gonad" as he calls himself!
aug 24, 2025, 3:18 am • 8 0 • view
That's Patrick Bateman's opening monologue from American Psycho, so this is almost certainly someone doing a bit.
aug 24, 2025, 5:31 am • 7 0 • view
Yeah, I posted more posts from his LinkedIn in the replies. He's having fun.
aug 24, 2025, 5:33 am • 0 0 • view
I mean, this has to be a bit, surely? Part of a long-game play? Because this is just ...
aug 24, 2025, 3:26 am • 1 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 3:27 am • 0 0 • view
coffeecupsolutions.com/company/our-... Under the pic it will give you a LinkedIn hyperlink, which leads you to the above hilarity.
aug 24, 2025, 3:26 am • 0 0 • view
Gosh, he must be fun at parties
aug 24, 2025, 3:35 am • 1 0 • view
I'm having fun. But 1) I'm not married to him or working with him. & 2) I'm a family law lawyer, so he's just a little more wordy that most that I see. 😉
aug 24, 2025, 3:39 am • 2 0 • view
And I appreciate you sharing his wisdom with the rest of us so we can all enjoy his take on life 😆
aug 24, 2025, 3:43 am • 1 0 • view
Scroll up! I just posted another funny one from him about how to get rich quick.
aug 24, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
He is definitely taking the piss 😂
aug 24, 2025, 3:49 am • 2 0 • view
how has she not run away with the pool boy?
aug 24, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
Welp, we found where Andy Kaufman went after he faked his death. Astoundingly good bit.
aug 24, 2025, 3:16 am • 6 0 • view
Based on this and the other posts shared in the thread, I'm pretty convinced this guy is trolling LinkedIn. Just not sure if it's being done cynically, to "drive engagement", or as performance art.
aug 24, 2025, 4:33 am • 4 0 • view
God I hate LinkedIn
aug 24, 2025, 1:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Divorce attorney seems like a tangible goal.
aug 24, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
I gave my husband a participation trophy and his productivity went up 6.2% just in the last quarter.
aug 24, 2025, 3:13 am • 28 0 • view
my wife is about to start a performance review on all the ongoing household projects and repairs and ha ha I'm in trouble
aug 24, 2025, 4:02 am • 8 0 • view
Dude sells coffee cups
aug 24, 2025, 3:33 am • 0 0 • view
No, that's just the name of the business. They do IT support.
aug 24, 2025, 3:58 am • 0 0 • view
This cannot be real
aug 24, 2025, 3:12 am • 1 0 • view
This can’t be real.
aug 24, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view