if cracker barrel were like, a super luxe steakhouse kind of restaurant this might be less funny, but it's a plain ass salt-and-pepper family place with a gift shop attached, selling fossilized kitsch like collectors' plates and Thomas Kinkade prints. who the fuck cares
RIGHT like the best thing about Cracker Barrel is destroying your younger sibling at checkers played on a big rug. The new logo or whatever sucks ass, it sucks SO much ass, but who the fuck ACTUALLY cares about this bland-ass food?
I've always been so confused by the (limited) hype. Super watered down soda and biscuits like hokey pucks??
it is very much a midwesterner, no-palate, mom-couldn't-cook kind of place. for example california, the most populous state, only has 5 cracker barrels. ohio has 31