😬 accidentally left my phone brightness on too high and neuralyzed myself MIB-style. would someone be able to remind me what day it is as well as all the events of my life
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It is Prumday 47-9:533 K gamma Xero. Your life is Astro-Tract T level IV. Power cycle and proceed as normal, subject Seth.
aug 20, 2025, 10:13 am • 5 0 • view
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aug 20, 2025, 10:14 am • 0 0 • view
It's August 20, 2015. Have you considered becoming a cicada, and taking a 17 year dirt nap?
aug 21, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
What would you like to know about the 2025 NBA Playoffs, Seth?
aug 20, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Today is Funday. Grab your shorts and a bucket hat. We’re going THRIFTING!
aug 20, 2025, 10:56 am • 0 0 • view
But please please please don't tell me who's president.
aug 21, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
Your name is Sneth. You are the only one allowed to watch the New York Knicks play basketball. You consider all other basketball teams butt-ass and nobody should care about those teams
aug 20, 2025, 2:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Me and my fiancée. I don't know how she can work in IT *and* use light mode.
aug 20, 2025, 11:29 am • 2 0 • view