It Already Tuesday
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It Already Tuesday
lfg
grilled salmon from two nights ago, leftovers from two different salads, random ends of cheese
they’re calling it the greatest Leftovers Sandwich ever made. “He cleaned out the whole fridge!” said one onlooker. “Is the salmon even still ok to eat?” asked another
being a lifeguard is all about spinning the whistle lanyard around your finger. Imagine if you didn’t spin the whistle. You have to spin the whistle!
I just don’t want to be told the answer, I want to be directed to a person who can tell me the answer
me: what were the jersey numbers of all the people on the 1996 women's usa basketball team google, confidently: well as we all know lisa leslie was number 11 me: ok i will find a fucking encyclopedia i guess
so much of my job is just identifying people in team roster photos by their jersey numbers and Google AI has made that significantly more difficult
looks like we're headed for a The Decision
sure but it'll have to be next season
from here on in, it's what's eating gilbert grape
i googled "shooting" to see what people are talking about and there are at least three possibilities
she’s near Hastings rn and she’s gorgeous www.assogroup.com/fleet/cable-...
I saw a CABLE LAYER from GREECE
this is horrible AND it's a little bit funny that the blurred image is enough for me to piece together the pop culture reference as well as the antisemitism
guys i cannot for the life of me beat the sausage level of Paella Quest. the duke of chorizo keeps resisting my flame attacks. does anyone have tips
and no guns just whistles
you know how there's an Army Corps of Engineers? the whole army is that now. Seth '28
ugh but then they stick you in a capsule with other stinkasses
in seth's america this will be the actual job of the national guard
if you calculate the orbit of the toilet paper around your crack you can do both
that said, it's important to keep polymaths humble. anytime you read about some ancient guy who spoke more languages than you and held public office and discovered stars or whatever, just remember that he must have smelled FOUL
it flummoxes me that we with all our comforts and technologies can be so incurious and so ignorant while some dude who probably didn't wipe his ass figured out how far away the moon was by just looking up and doing some math en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_...
hell ya. Malicious compliance will wreck any digital media workplace
recently wrapped up a summer gig with the social media team at AEW. it was a great experience you'll probably see more wrestling stuff from me in the future but not for a while to not overlap anything as always, if you're looking for a social media guru, hire me contact @ iamHectorDiaz.com
hell ya
new episode of Phys Ed in which the wonderful Jiazhen Zhang takes us back to his experience of gym class in China www.patreon.com/posts/jiazhe...
An authentic Cullen skink will use finnan haddie, we all know that An authentic Cullen skink will use finnan haddie, one of the things I often remind people is that An authentic Cullen skink will use finnan haddie, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cullen_...
oh whoops it turns out that the sum of all possibility in the universe can be represented by like a funky 3D bug. I’ll just go back to what I was doing now
I don’t like Novak Djokovic but I do think it’s cool to have a traveling cadre of Balkan men in matching outfits who mix potions for you. I’d do that too
I shouldn’t be allowed to see this
what the fuck. oh no
if I were a vulture I’d definitely do goth shit like perch on a church crucifix
grim but wise parenting advice in the lawn mower operating guide
MediEvil
I’m not like other billionaires. I’m a cool billionaire. I donate to Democrats! *Dems propose a tax that would actually reduce my wealth* Save me American Hitler
if your child is nice to littler kids you are a god to me
my client is innocent
at least that’s what the caption said. I think Trey actually said Horey and Harvace. I love it either way
“Horey and Harvest Grant” is a keeper
absolutely
this feels like getting drunk and singing with 4-6 friends music
with proper sequencing this could be an incredible night
at some point it'd be nice if the opposition party was ruthless about this stuff
I pet a pig named Buzz Lightyear
not quite the same thing but i have a very distinct memory of my mom being in the room when this commercial came on youtu.be/ddKyp9UMWMc?...
sorry
he can't read!!!!
he was, that's why they hired him
never seen one this small!
there are plenty of good reasons to have a kid but the clear #1 is merch
the library gave my kid this pen as a prize for completing his "summer reading" (he's 2). mine now.
extremely rare Wikipedia page with a gif header image, and it's just a plate of food disappearing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qutab
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ok thank you
basketball front offices and benches are absolutely littered with former SB Nation team bloggers. and then there's your old pal Seth R
www.celticsblog.com/authors/stev...
yet another blogger W
lol shoutout to clint capela being realistic
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😬 accidentally left my phone brightness on too high and neuralyzed myself MIB-style. would someone be able to remind me what day it is as well as all the events of my life
WAIT FOR ME!!! I WANNA GO TO HOLLYWOOD!!! - me basically every time i have ever been the last person to get into a car
"the covid pandemic could have been way less destructive if one guy and his dipshit son didn't lie so much in the '90s, oh and measles probably wouldn't be coming back" feels absurd to say out loud but it seems basically true???
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
taken aback by how often the answer to "how did this horrible phenomenon happen" is "one asshole wanted it to"
muppets
for my money, Cynthia Rylant writes some of the best prose ever recorded
AAAGHGHGHGHH
you can read an excerpt of CHANGEOVER over at @nymag.com today a nice appetizer for this afternoon's Sinner-Alcaraz match nymag.com/intelligence...
you might be right, anything can happen
i will be moderating this Scorigami screening/convo with Alex and Jon on September 3. i don't know yet what shirt I'm going to wear svatheatre.com/events/secre...
i find a bit of late-summer chill in the air basically pleasant but also terrifying because i still haven't killed the part of me that dreads the start of school
no i don't remember you from Harvard
me and 14 fellow losers have started a new, free-thinking publication called Open Discourse where we each write 500 words a week about why some people deserve to live on the street. we have 50 million dollars in funding
are you allowed to cancel an Uber when it’s already pulled up
yeah they got that from me
I don’t remember it was a crazy time!
sometimes!
I was in the original Jackass crew but they never included my stuff ☹️ My thing was I really loved scrambled eggs and would eat them most days
think you’re too tired to go on? Take a nap! Now you’re DEFINITELY too tired
I saw someone eat baked manicotti in a sauna once! Reckon he’s an ambassador now
and good advice I think!
AI is a shitty archaeologist. You can tell that somewhere down there a real person was clever, it’s just that google failed to fully unearth and articulate its pieces
so sick
good news from the little free library!!
hitting the kids with the most disgusting jukes and spin moves they’ve ever seen. My nephew hit the ground so hard he did a barrel roll
I’m sorry Jaya but also you and the rest of the gang deserve better than whatever’s going on here
I'm officially out of a job--they eliminated mine, and I'm taking severance instead of a wildly different title they offered me that's not at all what I was hired to do. Solidarity forever 🌺, and while I take a breather someone come up with some good ideas of work I could do.
if we sell out, Jon said I’m allowed to kill him on stage
well folks, we finally did it, @sethrosenthal.bsky.social and @ryansimmons.bsky.social somehow convinced @celebrityhottub.bsky.social to be on a podcast. he famously hates the medium, so this is a huge treat www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...
don’t forget to lock your donk
yup
I get choked up thinking about it. Easily the most patriotic I have ever felt. At an abandoned Macy’s in Poughkeepsie
I got a flu booster today and it made me reflect on the sense of national accomplishment I felt when I drove to a public facility, waited in my car until my number was called on an app, and got my first covid jab. It's fucked the right gets to erase what a moment of technological liberation that was
the absolute kaing
sold
me too but thankfully I never partnered with my little brother
