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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social

it flummoxes me that we with all our comforts and technologies can be so incurious and so ignorant while some dude who probably didn't wipe his ass figured out how far away the moon was by just looking up and doing some math en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_...

aug 26, 2025, 1:39 pm • 46 4

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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social

I'd prefer to wipe my ass than do math, though

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social

if you calculate the orbit of the toilet paper around your crack you can do both

aug 26, 2025, 1:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social

that said, it's important to keep polymaths humble. anytime you read about some ancient guy who spoke more languages than you and held public office and discovered stars or whatever, just remember that he must have smelled FOUL

aug 26, 2025, 1:42 pm • 24 2 • view
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social

that's what really was the impetus for eventual space exploration: trying to get as far away as possible from the foul stench of ol' stinky butt

aug 26, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tron Lennon @tronlennon.bsky.social

Why you think the British sailed around the world? For glory and conquest? No way man. You know that bog covered island with its bland food staaaank

aug 26, 2025, 1:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social

ugh but then they stick you in a capsule with other stinkasses

aug 26, 2025, 1:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Breaddrink @breaddrink.bsky.social

And the fact that they lived until 100 at a time when everyone died at 30... Giant beard... They were unemployed.

aug 26, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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A Quaint Duck @serisothikos.bsky.social

the very simple Hellenic-era test for whether the earth is round: try looking, idiot

aug 26, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view