He has no friends...so...

Starting with “I have friends”

I tend to belive you over the lying sack of crap.

To be fair, if he said it, that automatically makes it a lie.

He's never had a friend, aside from J Epstein.

It’s some weird ‘80s fever dream. He’s got few brain cells left, but they are tenacious.

Starting with “I have friends in Beverly Hills…”

Especially the “I have friends” part,

Especially the part about him having friends

And not even a very good one! 🤣😂🤣

The Beverly Hills ghetto is a war zone.

At this point, his comments are almost a dare to the MAGA faithful to believe him. I mean, first of all: "I have friends"?

What is going on in JD's pants?

If any of our relatives belched up a story like this, we’d be looking into assisted living.

Anyone who believes this BS is either willfully ignorant or just plain ignorant.

Mostly the friends part

Beverly Hills is famous for cars being vandalized behind their gated communities / mansions, lax police presence, and allowing criminals to run wild.

I’ve very rarely seen a car parked on the street in Beverly Hills Maybe south of wilshire But very rarely north Unless there’s a valet It’s a stupid lie

Thanks to this whole discussion, I’ve had the worst Weezer song in my head all day. (Yes, there are good Weezer songs)

I know that one, the Buddy Holly song, and their cover of Africa.

You know more, you just don’t think you do.

Ok last one I swear… hip hip

Apologies, I was a radio DJ in the 80s and my listening pleasure is extremely selective from 1990 on. For the past decade I don't even use the radio in the car.

My God, you are my soul mate..

Don't be too impressed. I was technically very good and have a good voice, but didn't try to become a personality. At the time it was at one of five professional college radio stations in the country.

My college station in early- mid'80's was WEGL, Radio Free Europe....

Pretty sure his brain blended up a story about people in SF not locking their cars doors so people wouldn't smash the windows out.

I run in the evening on both sides of the Flats several nights a weeks. Nobody's out there breaking into cars. The most dangerous thing I've ever seen was a young coyote trotting down Roxbury.

To embellish by quoting the wonderfully acerbic Addison DeWitt: "That was a stupid lie, easy to expose, not worthy of you.''

They’re rich folk man wtf you think they’re leaving their car in the street?

No.

Unlike my neighborhood, where all the houses have a driveway, most have a garage, and 95% of the people park in the street. 🙄

Also he has no friends

Also, stealing the radio?

Still the ‘80s in that head.

Yeah , the stealing the radio part was SO 80s

I saw an old ad for Blaupunkt this past weekend and it brought me back to my teens (which was the 80s)

Do you think he's just remembering a Viper Car Alarm commercial?

Rep Daryl Issa is whispering in Trump's ear.

I had totally forgotten that he was a freaking car alarm guy, that's how incessant and crazy things have gotten

😂🤣😂

And yes, probably? His brain is frozen in 1987

Now that’s a callback

Okay that made me laugh Thanks

Same!

The tell that this is complete bullshit is “I have friends..”

"I had one friend afraid to go into his own glove compartment because he was afraid a cartoon snake would appear and strike him."

"Big Jim Thompson, huge man, tears in his eyes, he comes to me, 'Mr. Trump,' my friend says, 'Mr. Trump, the snake bit me and now I'm turning into a wisp of smoke.' Big Jim. Beautiful wife, big cans."

So 80's. On one of our first dates in 1987, I took my (now) wife to Matsuhisa and some thieves broke into her beat up Accord and tore the dash apart trying to get the stereo, which they didn't get (embarrassing!). We were talking about that not long ago - something kids today will never know about.

they're stealing hood ornaments and wearing them on their necks!

In my history classes I have a picture of Trump from 1984 (I use it when I talk about yuppies) he dressed exactly the same. The - same. He has not changed, or had an original thought, since 1984.

Under that swirl of fluffy hair, it is 1986.

🎯

Only the high end FM ones! 😁

just so dumb

Who is feeding him his moronic narrative?

I believe he’s doing it ad lib… which is even more frightening🇨🇦

Maybe a Blaupunkt in a Miata, but other than that, what's the point?

Sadly, 95% of what he says is a stupid lie. I’m giving him credit for truth-telling when he says ‘but’ and ‘and’.

I suspect this guy is the culprit ripping off trunks and car doors.

God this sounds like the lonely old drunk sitting at the bar in desperate need of attention.

Please, anyone, post a picture of lines of cars parked on Rodeo Drive with trunks and doors open so they can easily be stolen from.

Starting with “I have friends.”

This is something he heard about the Bay Area, and both embellished and got wrong. We used to leave our cars unlocked to avoid window smash and grabs - just rifle through the car without breaking a window. Can’t he just keel over already?

In the 80s here if you went to Venice it was better if you didn’t lock your car That was a looong time ago and far away from Beverly Hills

Cue crawl: A long time ago, in a neighborhood far far away.

"How long can it take to get to Beverly Hills, Michael? Ten minutes?"

🎶It's just a fantasy (oh-oh-oh-oh)🎶 🎶It's not the real thing (oh-oh-oh-oh)🎶 🎶Sometimes a fantasy (oh-oh-oh-oh)🎶 🎶Is all you need🎶 When you're talkin' to your cult members

Would it not be more shocking if even one detail was the truth??

"Rip off the door"? Does he think there's a gang of Hulks (Incredible, not shitbag Hogans) roaming the streets stealing from cars?