It's amazing how much abuse a young person's body can take if they started out healthy, but you know how at some point we all hit a wall where we can't party like we used to? I suspect he's gonna hit his a lot sooner than most.

I sleep for 3.5 hours so I can earn more when I’m awake! I sleep for 8 hours. In a normal bed. With my wife.

i don’t know, jane… i’m thinking “if joey chestnut ever writes a memoir about how he became the guy who stuffs his face with record number of hotdogs” would be the ne plus ultra of that genre. 🤣

We're going to need a complete and total shutdown on 20-somethings until we can figure out what's going on.

Now he can pay people to keep him from eating.

When we were this age, people who wanted to make as much money as possible at 22 and also sleep three hours a night just became investment bankers. at least they didn’t feel the need to write about it.

Also you can work 12.5 hours a day and also sleep normally. What was he doing the rest of the day?

I will not be shamed into thinking im getting too much rest.