Oh please, no one goes and hangs out on the National mall on a wonderful sunny day. The place is usually rife with murderers!
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Hard agree. I commit all my murders on the National mall.
aug 23, 2025, 11:51 pm • 73 0 • view
I use a kickball
aug 24, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
Even social is no help. Social is full of posts like “In DC for the weekend - where is everyone getting murdered these days? Can’t find a living soul. HMU 4 🔪🔪”
aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 37 0 • view
DC spree day 2! Packing a sammie and aint afraid to use it FOR FREEDOM!
aug 24, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump has DC hostage. Peaceful protest is met with EXCESSIVE FORCE while INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE is WELCOMED! 11/03 is National Sandwich Day and the 2026 midterms DC, AFTER VOTING, THROW TRUMP A SANDWICH ON THE WH NORTH LAWN! BE A HERO! THROW A HERO! EPSTEIN LIST 5 DAYS LATE AND COUNTING!
aug 24, 2025, 4:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I try to never leave a mess.
aug 24, 2025, 12:16 am • 16 0 • view
Very considerate. You were obviously raised right.
aug 24, 2025, 12:35 am • 15 0 • view
One must always use the correct equipment. Name brand garbage bags only!!! I know what I’m talking about!
aug 24, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
There’s a time to go with store brand trash bags. Murder cleanup is not one of those times.
aug 24, 2025, 5:39 am • 2 0 • view
Don't get me started on how hard a lesson that is to learn.
aug 24, 2025, 1:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Everyone learns that lesson once. It’s just a matter of whether you have all night to clean up the mess or you’re seen running down the street with your arms wrapped around a pair of arms and an upper leg. Ah…. Good times. Good times.
aug 24, 2025, 3:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Or legs, as it were.
aug 25, 2025, 3:59 am • 1 0 • view
Typically, but it depends on the assignment.
aug 25, 2025, 4:05 am • 2 0 • view
That's where I go to be murdered whenever I visit the Smithsonian. I mean, doesn't *everybody*!?
aug 24, 2025, 12:19 am • 2 0 • view
To say nothing of Cape Buffalo stampedes, which you’ll note we’ve also seen none of since the National Guard blessedly arrived.
aug 24, 2025, 1:05 am • 5 0 • view
♉ 🤭
aug 23, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view