Thomas Banacek
@thomasbanacek.bsky.social
created October 17, 2023
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Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s true. Did you read Roots? “Kunta kinte arrived via the boat. But before he could be free in the new world, he needed to get a vaccine. Yes, the jab. Be a slave to the jab, or a slave to the white man. As with most Africans, he chose not to be a slave to needles. He was a hero” I think…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, yes, the brave ice agents who need help to capture those bad ms13 gang members posing as fire fighters. Oh, wait, not ms13. But still needed to get them isolated because they’re all a bunch of cowards.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t realize Chicago was having such problems as rioting that they need to bring people in for crowd control.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry, what? Taylor doesn’t need the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl needs Taylor. Plus she’s too polarizing being both a high body count woman and a trans woman (how that works I’m not really sure). Plus no one is talking about the game the next day.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
My queen was not arrested! This was a covert operation to protect her from Carney’s evil militia and put her into power as the rightful leader of the Philippines, er, I mean Canada.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Who loves ya, baby
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
This just proves bluesky is filled with a bunch of old people (says old guy with old tv show name).
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Just the fake govt trying to oust the real queen of Canada. Oh well. More important things. What of the dogs?!?!? Who’s caring for the dogs! The true leaders of Canada!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I only trust grok with my medical opinions. Although I don’t know how reading about the white genocide in South Africa is supposed to help my sore foot…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Anon user 459 wanted to say ivermectin but just couldn’t. Others had their back!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Just your usual corruption. I’m sure you’d find the same thing with alligator Alcatraz.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, people named “Trump”…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
But they’re local fascists. Mussolini didn’t really want German troops in Italy. It’s the cops territory, keep out.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds like outside us territorial waters. So now the us gets to decide what is allowed on the open sea?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
You can do it while walking through an airport, too. Right?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I changed my mind again.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Dogs: spends their days sleeping, humping, shitting, and playing. Humans: spend their days not sleeping enough, working, picking up dog shit, and bitching. And people go around acting like they’re the superior species on the planet.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone not saying lyran is full of shit, that’s all I’m saying.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe I’ve seen her posts a couple of times in these. I feel she really wants people to tell her something specific.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
“I’ve never heard of salt!”
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Changing my mind again. The reflection is the person in the stairs. Either way, they look like secret service, just based on the way they stand and are looking at him.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Sitting up before 5 months is a sign of a next-gen human. Everyone knows Einstein sat up at 4 months.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
And these are not easy decisions to make.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Near is relative . That’s a good 35 minutes, on the beltway. I guess if you have the police escort it’s ok.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
SS?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. I’m wrong. Hand position is different.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s only two. The one in the mirror is the one on the far right.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep hearing how she wasn’t a threat and they were “let in” and even showing people video of this group banging on the windows trying to break down the doors, they’re like “but she wasn’t doing anything!” Another person was like “I was there, I know what really happened. Nothing like msm shows”
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
If Trump went to the beach, jr would be running the umbrella stand ($5000 per hour), you’d have to rent blankets ($10k per hour plus cleaning fee), parking would cost an arm and a leg,…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I voted for this!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
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Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Tearing down statues of Lenin and Stalin is destroying history.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
So that’s why he wasn’t wearing pants.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
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Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Depending when you’re diagnosed and what symptoms you have, Parkinson’s isn’t a “he’s not sound” diagnosis. My father was diagnosed a good 15 years before it started affecting his mind.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no. If it was for show, cosplay Kristi would be out there!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
The writer of the tweet. Now who was that?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, that’s where they go. They ain’t going to any dangerous area.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
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LKLRock70 (@likearock70.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like govt sponsored child trafficking.
journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) reposted
I was out roaming the roads like a ronin, saving random women from violence, when a septic truck ran over me 31 times. This will be my only statement on the matter.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
They need to rush because they’re just trying to get the worst of the worst out of here, right?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds to me like the govt is trafficking children to Guatemala. I thought republicans were against that.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Fall asleep on a bench. Rush through dinner to get to the airport by 830 for your 930 back home. Land at 1am. Get home by 230.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Get up at 340am. Rush to airport. Sit around until 630 plane takes off. Get to destination by 9am central time. Run around the city trying to get three activities in. Check your flight back every hour to make sure it isn’t cancelled.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this a one day trip to Epstein island that you’re promoting?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Easily irritated by just about anything associated to a woman seeking power.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
But remember, the alternative to Trump was a woman with an irritating laugh
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Hold on, is Biden president again?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell, jimmy Carter and gwhb would reincarnate for this picture.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
They all were the red hat. With the mark of the beast on it. MAGA in numerology is 666. Hell, take the top piece of the first and third 6, put them together. You get an “m”. Flip the remaining text, you get “aga”. Just so many different ways it’s there.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, it sounds a little on the nose. I mean, too on the nose, honestly. But you’re not taking one important fact into consideration. Nowhere in the Bible does it say the Antichrist golfs. And would the as not Christ cheat at golf?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s nothing like the Antichrist. The Antichrist would be an evil being, convincing the masses that he wants to help them, where they idolize him and follow his word over that of Jesus, and all have the mark of the beast on their head.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I guess they wouldn’t be hiding their intent that they like war.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry. But that’s not a hat for a 70+ year old. Geriatrics need hats with big text on the front that can be read from 50 yards. And really bright color hat.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
There was talk that Joe Biden said no to ice cream last week so he’s busy with another book.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I could have sworn coca-cola used bill cosby as their spokesman. Always handing drinks out to people. Now, it’s like they never heard of Cosby.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, because they want the next generation to work until they’re 76.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
This is what happens when people just refuse to make a deal, the best deal, a great deal that everyone would be happy with.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Except those who blame the angels.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
They obviously think a meteor the size of the crater hit the earth.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
You think that’s weird. I swear for a time I was on the run from the US Army for a crime I didn’t commit, but I can’t find any proof I was even in the army.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was the harambe effect…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, some people have what it takes to make it in Blacksburg, and some people are stuck going to one of their safety schools. Apparently she didn’t make the cut at Fairfax Community College, either.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
MS13 missing a bunch of gang bangers tonight, I’m sure. 😂🤣
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m concerned about the three no contact at 30 days. Did they die suddenly from side effects to using the parachute? More study seems required. Right now, I’d question chute use completely.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I ottoman, but sofa I find it difficult to couch my feelings about all this. Maybe if I settee words to paper…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Sofa so good.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I had done idiot in Twitter mock me for a couch comment, claiming it’s been disproven but leftists are so delusional they still believe it. Like, dude, we never believed it. We’re just making fun of him!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Im confused on one thing. Does one need the cdc to authorize the vax for your age group to get it? It’s been tested for the group. There’s no health concern listed for getting it…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
And it feels like that up to you check your numbers. Which is why I prefer not to Check my numbers.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell , I’ve never seen his birth certificate. Are we sure he’s not an illegal alien? It would be sad if ICE detained him until they could truly verify his identity. Maybe at AA.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Are these done of the same people who said we were all going to die from the covid vax?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Way too many people making light of what could be a serious situation. He is another human, after all. Although, personally, I prefer the presidents that don’t die in office.
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
We all are missing a big picture here. He meets with Putin and less than a month later….
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
That are the followers of Beyoncé.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only try to help.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, though: democrats can only win elections by cheating.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Deities is the swifties
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until someone realizes ai is better at the upper management stuff and decision making, not the real work at the customer end.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a whole collection of people, a rabid fan base only outnumbered by the deities and the beehive, who follow her relentlessly and defend her to the hilt. The GGs are not to be trifled with. They love all her songs, from “I will survive” to “I will survive (2009 remix)”
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m curious, is that his real title?
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re working on a very pointed letter.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile another Florida man is stealing democracy, and no one does anything…
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the only woke rebranding republicans favor!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
No, that would be destroying history. Just put it in a museum and boobybtrap it so if they try removing it it blows up.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve heard that they had it better than done whites. Which always make me wonder why no white people signed up to be a slave in the south. It’s like hearing people complain about prisoners getting 3 squares and a roof.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but they so very much complain about “destroying history” by taking down statues of confederate traitors.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
One thing we do know for sure: the goons are not going in to the burning building to get that child. Even if the child was illegal. They work best when there’s no danger to themselves.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
They would’ve just stolen your organs anyway.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, yesterday, I walked up on the cleaning crew at the office, and one shrieked upon seeing me. Oh god, I’m a zombie! The clot shot finally got me! They were right all along!!!! Damn you AVK!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don’t test for it, there’s no contamination!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I voted for half-complete appendectomies!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats would just let anyone save their loved ones. Such bastards.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
As diverse as pancakes and waffles.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know, some people say I look just like George peppard looks today. I can’t find a recent picture though.
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a similar experience, once. This one woman, even more attractive than you (if that seems possible) told me she wasn’t interested in me, and I believed her. Turns out she was just playing “hard to get”. Boy, i fell for that one!
Thomas Banacek (@thomasbanacek.bsky.social) reply parent
I am the REAL Thomas banacek, insurance investigator and ladies man known the world over. But that is my pseudonym. All the great insurance investigators have a “pen name” if you will. Oh, who am I kidding. There’s only one great insurance investigator (and ladies man).