And some people wanna fuck them. Makes you think.

Shub-knee-gurath

hellbows

Knees are probably the most fucked up articulation in the body.

Its not for nothing they say knee curl backs suck

Best not to know what goes on back there

I've got the illuminati in my knees!

illuminatknees

Also: Why are the backs of my knees the hairiest parts of my body? Why does it sprout back faster there than anywhere else? Like, I can be done shaving then five minutes later, boom, it's like a forest again.

Every time i shave the back side of my knees, I end up making a blood sacrifice to the shower drain

Ay girl, are you the back of a knee, because your curves may lead me to pure madness

Nature: Muscles attach to bones! Simple! *body has a joint* Nature: So... the... attach... um Nature: ... Nature: Fuck it (puts in delicate ACL)

And here I was thinking you were talking about the mysterious pocket dimension behind the knee. The one filled with hair that you'll sometimes dip into while shaving the back of the knee. A razor covered in hair and one very bwildered look trying to figure out where all the extra hair came from.

"One sailor was swallowed up by the back of a knee, which was an acute angle, but behaved as if it were obtuse"

finally someone says it!

Sooo, I’m pretty sure the back of the knee is locally a saddle surface, meaning that it literally has a non-Euclidean geometry. This has more to do with Lovecraft being kind of an overwrought ninny on certain subjects (ahem) as opposed to cosmic horror though