I like him because he has a cool name
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I like him because he has a cool name
Doesn't matter how fucked your defense is if you got 7 slow Ichiros in your lineup
Maybe the Jays actually CAN just compensate for weak pitching by scoring double digit runs every game
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I'm doing my best!
getting more runs than the time I ate the hot dog that fell behind the fridge
Holy shit, this Jay-Brewers game
Thank you! It's not a dress but rather a shirt I'm wearing Hey Arnold style
I am a vladdy enjoyer
Girl who needs to shave her legs
New illustration for Slow Town
New illustration for Slow Town
this one may get me in trouble, but I do not care
Page from a project I'm working on with my friend Miles
Page from a project I'm working on with my friend Miles
How I'm doing
Desmond is the insight provider. The rest of us are being unfocused jerks
It's finally come to this: Haus of Decline live show. It's a variety show featuring very special guest Desmond Cole! Also it's an open mic with a live band! If you read your poetry, you can choose to have the musicians improvise behind you. If you're in Toronto on 9/11, drop by!
He's doing some good old guy pitching for the Jays
I like that he throws ball good
I look like Jinkx Monsoon if she were a jock
I forgot he's married to her. Kate did great.
The flag says 'Satan Loves Fags.' It was stolen from a Nazi protestor at Toronto Pride 2014. I kept it because I thought its message was weirdly positive. It's nice that someone loves us!
Excellent find at the thrift store
Tramer making bathtub E while Opera plays in background and she takes a big sip with large wooden spoon and then spits it out after remembering you're not supposed to drink the pure liquid estrogen
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sex needs to be more difficult
m.youtube.com/watch?v=M5X6...
The internet is still beautiful to me. I have seen people express displeasure with this comic in seven different languages already
I see no issue with this comic. This has happened to me at least three times. Just part of life.
no
I agree with the French woman in Pulp Fiction about pot bellies
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13 out of 25 sold! Here are some that are still available!
Folks. Can we please stop body shaming The Rizzler?
I laugh like a shrieking banshee
Despite everything, it's me!
The emotional whiplash you get going from a "Seth Rogen-like" to "Midwestern Aunt whose alcoholism isn't as functional as she claims" in a little under 18 months is profound
Hi Stella!
I am nothing if not merry. A sprite, even
Here's my dumb face again (my self esteem is quite good, I say 'dumb' in playful, jocular manner)
Just not a good demographic sample size of them all in the same place
Was at the ball game the other day and I understand The Rizzler's popularity now. 1 out of every 4 kids looked like The Rizzler. Truly, he is the avatar of a generation.
Yes I can!
I wanna keep that one lol
5 sold already! Here are some of the ones still available!
I am sorry. This is my nature. I am the scorpion.
Thank you so much!
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If I every get married, oil barrel filled with fentanyl will be my dowry
I would be far more sympathetic to AI if they called it the Language Contraption
This joke is horrifying, but once you write you gotta subject other people to it
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CC Sabathia is simply one of the most phonetically pleasing names of all time. Just enjoy saying it.
Cumme
I was at Coors Field and the game made me cum and the high altitude made the cum fly over the outfield wall
Oh my god. Holy shit.
Somewhere around run 12, I was like. "OK boys we proved our point, settle down"
Impossible to feel joy beating the Colorado Rockies. It is more of a solemn duty at this point.
Of course, then you learn more about professor X
Trans women attracted to Northernlion because the first safe, nurturing masculine figure we often encounter in literature is Professor X
Sometimes as a drawing exercise, I will attempt to recreate iconic photographs from history.
I made a rap record this year actually! soundcloud.com/anechka-the-...
Need to crush someone's head between these
the funniest way to jack off a dick is zweihander-style
I started at 34! I'm 36 now. Best decision i ever made.
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any of the sushi boats
Like Hojo at the end of FF7 Disc 2, this is my Helletic form, wait until you see Lifeform-Haus
When I lost weight I looked like an exact combination of the guys from Ween
I believed in the heart of the cards and it got me here
You are cool! I just have a big ass.
@roryblank.bsky.social is a genius
Estrogen rules, dude.
Sometimes when you're walking a dog and carrying a bag of their shit you think "if someone accosted me, I could throw this shit at them in self defense" and then you think "if I did that, I'd also probably instinctively shout HADOUKEN."
Trans women undergoing snoopification at alarming rate
Been getting way more dates with women since I started dressing like Snoopy
There is an eldritch geometry to knee backs. Curves that may lead one to pure madness
Nothing will shatter an artist's confidence in their basic knowledge of anatomy more than attempting to shave the back of their knees.
Well the rest of the polycule found the stat sheet I was making about them. But the only ones who were pissed off had low WAR anyway
(Watching A24 incest porn) it's about generational trauma
(Watching BDSM porno distributed by A24) it's about trauma
I got a key of Legos. Massive bricks
Zoomer travelling through Hell Dante-style chooses Jerma for their psychopomp