They had to be destroyed with righteous fury.

It's hard to play against the team that is by far the worst in the league. Losing to them would be humiliating and even a close game is shameful. Pro sports leagues ought to have a season-long Mercy Rule. Teams like the Rockies ought to be sent home for the rest of the season.

In fairness, we did take a game off the Yankees earlier in the season! That's a win in my book :)

*stabs Rockies* "For the Watch"

i think they should make Coors Field into a city like the place in Fallout 4. i think it would make people more happy

I think we should round up a large amount of trans and non binary people to play against them. Either we beat an MLB team, or we make them feel good about themselves.

Certified Dahmer Party moment

*Orson Welles voice*

This is only true if you're a decent team. When the Orioles beat the Rockies 18-0 the other week, I was THRILLED that we weren't the worst team in the league

“It’s just a game.”

i love being a rockies fan. i don't even have to know how baseball works

you just have to like purple and beer

Being a Rockies fan also feels like a solemn duty, akin to those who must fill in the graves after a firing squad.

Pretty sure we’re all masochists, At this point…

Nothing to gain for winning, everything to lose for losing

20-1 today I guess we have to build momentum because the Dodgers are next

Somewhere around run 12, I was like. "OK boys we proved our point, settle down"

I felt bad Heineman was the only one without a hit lol

Low-key wishing for the mercy rule in pro ball just so Rockies fans can go home early and see their families

They aren’t required to stay until the end. They can leave anytime.

It’s our kink, keep doing it

to be FAIR the Rockies DID win a game 17-16 against the Pirates last week after starting down 9-0

I disagree, I watched every little ground ball bound through a gap as if fated to, I saw Alejandro Kirk almost hustle out an infield single, I saw rockies hits dying on the track, and I saw that truly the hand of a loving God was at play. Don't know what vladdy did to get left out but oh well

I don’t know ANYTHING about sports so I’m just imagining you solemnly making your twelfth trek through the Rocky Mountains w the same, seasoned hiking group like, “Alright boys, they’re no Everest but let’s not rub it in.”

To clarify, if height = quality, then the baseball Rockies are currently the Netherlands.

it's definitely a duty, because they have been winning too much. it's for the greater good of the sport if they are the worst to ever do it (not joking).

They’ll have to lose their next 7 in a row to get back below where the White Sox finished last year (.253)

call me an optimist but I think we can do it.

As a Rockies fan i accept we deserve the beating. We know what we did.

It’s what you get for letting the reptilians live under your airport. Deal with the devil!

We installed Blucifer to keep them contained. He hungers for reptilian flesh.

Those red laser eyes are pretty scary, it’s a good move.

Defeating any and all Colorado sports teams is the solemn duty of all good people in the world.

except the Avs!

We love da Avs don't we folks

stanley cup...

ESPECIALLY the Avs (go Pens)

I was sitting here for a while trying to figure out why you were so intent on abusing our mountains until I figured out you were talking about sports ball

The Rockies mean mountains to me.. I was also confused 😕

Playing the Colorado Rockies is a great way to boost stats.

It’s not hard to beat the Rockies. The only team easier to beat is the White Sox

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