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Ian Forty Infernal Fiends Feasting on Filth @ianfortey.bsky.social

Oh man, there was a second page to this statement. "The woman was being chased by hyenas & also goblins. Giuliani fought the goblins & ate the wolves. He lifted 500 pounds right over his head. He solved 3 unsolvable math problems & both achieved & maintain an erection without chemical aid." Huh.

aug 31, 2025, 8:11 pm • 7 0

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Ian Forty Infernal Fiends Feasting on Filth @ianfortey.bsky.social

Truth is stranger than fiction, y'all!

aug 31, 2025, 8:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ian Forty Infernal Fiends Feasting on Filth @ianfortey.bsky.social

What do you mean you think Giuliani picked up a sex worker and got in an accident while she fiddled with his withered asparagus? The statement never said that.

aug 31, 2025, 8:17 pm • 6 0 • view