Why are the Kroger Queen decorations stored in a shed at the cemetery? Keep tackling him dumbass! OMFG At least he saved Delia, she’s the only character I kind of like. Seeing Freddie is worse than a killer? It’s definitely either Freddie or JLH… but that doesn’t quite make sense.
Wait WAIT W A I T… there’s still an hour left in this movie?!?! Ugh So the non-lesbian lesbian works for Freddie and he feels bad for her? His name is Milo?! That’s a dog’s name. “Choke me! Punish me!” Time and place, girl…
The pastor is no Anne Heche. The steam room scene is… very gay The cops kidnapped the girls? Wait, but why does Stevie “deserve” to live? Freddie’s motive? They’re finally killing Not Ryan Philippe, thank God? Why haven’t these dumb girls broken out of this glass room yet? SMGGGGG!!!
Okay, Sarah showed up and smoked everyone in this whole movie… sorry JLH I had no idea she liked Milo that much. You should have stuck with the car, why the boat? Wait, the pastor died?! Who’s driving the boat?! Wait wait wait, STEVIE?! That makes ZERO sense
I’m soooo confused. So it was Freddie? How did JLH figure that out from a phone call and the About Me page on Freddie’s website?! Wow, this is confoundingly stupid.
Then this makes several scenes with Stevie and Freddie not make sense. Why would they have that private “I have to tell you something” scene if they were already partners? Her wig finally looks somewhat better. “No stars” - yeah, that’s my assessment, too. It’s STILL going.
BRANDY?! Watch, she’ll be the killer in the next movie… Wait, so they’re dropping the obnoxious new girls completely to focus on Brandy and JLH? That should’ve been this movie from the beginning.
