That’s very interesting… thanks for sharing.
I’m a teacher who believes in science, bad jokes and social justice. But I don’t want to talk about any of those things with anyone.
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That’s very interesting… thanks for sharing.
I never judge. That's the Lord's job. I just pass along the verdict. Glory!
So my co-worker sent me the name of his shoemaker because they don’t sell my size here in Thailand. So I guess I’m now one of those obnoxious “I have my shoes custom designed” people…
What poster did you have hanging in your room? (I wasn’t allowed to post musicians on my walls, but this was okay)
A blanket condemnation of "political violence" in our current cultural context is worthless given the ways that any disruption of the status-quo is treated as "violence." In contrast, Pritzker locating the source of increase in violence in Pres. Trump's ongoing rhetoric attributes a cause.
When one of my 18-year-old students is one of the bouncers at the after hours sex club I go to.
Janine from Ghostbusters is MAGA?! 🤯
Look at the person to your left. Look at the person to your right. In the near future, half of all three of you will be AI
I randomly got mine on Monday and I’m still walking around like that Bowzer & Cirby gif
This is * chef’s kiss *
Darlene McBride was done as brilliant satire, but almost 30 years later comes across more like disturbing prophecy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI2S...
I will say this, the hairspray I put on is too much. I kept thinking I’ve been wearing a hat all night.
The main lesson of Star Trek is Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. Does that mean everyone is perfect? No. It means we meet our conflicts with an openness and willingness to engage for the betterment of all, human or otherwise.
Thank you for everything you did, consciously or unconsciously. For my 6th Grade book report, I did your To The Stars book, and it’s because of your writing I am able to recognize the situation we are in now. Beyond ST, you have been an amazing advocate and mentor even from afar. 💜💜💜 thank you
That’s awesome!!!
Real tin foil hat stuff from the Speaker.
Nobody knows vodka profiles like me so yes I just invented a new drink for your menu. You’re welcome.
Last week was so fun when we thought he was dead
I drunkenly decided to go to the fancy queer bar and the brand new fucking prime minister is here.
I had no idea that the last Conjuring movie was about the Smurl haunting… I was alive for that one and I remember it well. Oy, another boring movie… hopefully it’s not about some teen and their trauma.
I’ve watched Buffy all the way through several times and it’s a treat. I’ve struggled to get through Twin Peaks several times. I never even finish the first season before moving on to something else. Buffy is longer but Twin Peaks took me more time because it just didn’t grab me.
I finally used Chat GPT to create an image of what I should wear to work based on the dress code they gave me and this was the answer:
Maybe I should just dress like the Cock Destroyers from now on….
I’m still trying to wrap my head around being told in my work evaluation that I dress too sexy… like I am the most unsexy person I know.
I’m not sure of the point of that Alien: Earth episode. All I heard in the press was the 5th episode is the best episode or it’s a mini-Alien movie and yeah I guess. But the girl crying with her bottle of sand was annoying. The dumb guy was annoying. I only really like the eyeball.
Literally me and my friend last night: “…so the last time I saw you was before you headed to Rio for work. How did tha- Oh, someone’s waving… do you know him or- Me neither, anyway…”
SECRET (Junior’s Luscious Dub) MADONNA #Madonna #Secret #MusicSky music.apple.com/us/album/sec...
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
If we will never be a Socialist [sic] or Communist [sic] Country [sic], then why are you giving billions of dollars to farmers to make up for losses from your stupid tariffs (SOCIALISM) and having the US government own part of Intel (COMMUNISM)?
let’s trust the thing that can’t do basic math with our lives this is a good plan
Marco Rubio and JD Vance next to Trump at the announcement:
Rewatching the ScarJo Jurassic movie and I’m just realizing, a lot of these plot points are actually parts of The Lost World that Spielberg never adapted. -The boat scene where Mr. Wickham tries to push the girl overboard -The general store scene -The tunnel to the boat escape
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
Image caring more about stopping a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting than stopping mass shootings. #Priorities
The damage this man has done is incalculable.
I just came across my first DUI checkpoint in Bangkok and my gut reaction is to tell everyone… but is that legal here?!
This bar is so hazy, if I’m not looking at my phone I feel like I’m in a Stevie Nicks video from 1982.
this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
So I know I’m being incredibly naive and Pollyanna about this, but until Kathy explained the exact details of what a facelift is to Chelsea, I just thought it was a fancy code word and I’m now just realizing that plastic surgery is a fucking Hellraiser movie. Like Madonna is a Cenobite.
So what I’m learning from this is that there’s a “not main”
Barbie called it.
Hate to break it to everyone, but for the last 4 years that I’ve been DJing in Bangkok, I only play the Diana Ross version of I Will Survive because I knew about Gloria Gaynor’s MAGA status since her press for her song with Kylie.
This unassuming man just blew me out of the water! In this era of influencers, where attention is given for the stupidest fucking reasons ever, I am blown away to see real talent.
Back when those “Post the #1 Song when you were born” meme things were going round, every time I Googled the answer I got a Michael Jackson song from Thriller and that always felt off… today I finally looked up the Billboard Chart itself and discovered I was lied to several times because it’s
Kathy Griffin having to explain her Valley of the Dolls joke about Liza Minnelli to Chelsea Handler just made my day.
I cannot stand these stupid kid characters in Alien: Earth.
“Based upon the characters by Lois Duncan” yeahhhhh nooo I’d heard this was bad, so I live Skeeted while I watched the new I Know What You Did Last Summer… and I half got it right early on. I used to do this on MySpace.
BRANDY?! Watch, she’ll be the killer in the next movie… Wait, so they’re dropping the obnoxious new girls completely to focus on Brandy and JLH? That should’ve been this movie from the beginning.
Then this makes several scenes with Stevie and Freddie not make sense. Why would they have that private “I have to tell you something” scene if they were already partners? Her wig finally looks somewhat better. “No stars” - yeah, that’s my assessment, too. It’s STILL going.
I’m soooo confused. So it was Freddie? How did JLH figure that out from a phone call and the About Me page on Freddie’s website?! Wow, this is confoundingly stupid.
Okay, Sarah showed up and smoked everyone in this whole movie… sorry JLH I had no idea she liked Milo that much. You should have stuck with the car, why the boat? Wait, the pastor died?! Who’s driving the boat?! Wait wait wait, STEVIE?! That makes ZERO sense
The pastor is no Anne Heche. The steam room scene is… very gay The cops kidnapped the girls? Wait, but why does Stevie “deserve” to live? Freddie’s motive? They’re finally killing Not Ryan Philippe, thank God? Why haven’t these dumb girls broken out of this glass room yet? SMGGGGG!!!
Wait WAIT W A I T… there’s still an hour left in this movie?!?! Ugh So the non-lesbian lesbian works for Freddie and he feels bad for her? His name is Milo?! That’s a dog’s name. “Choke me! Punish me!” Time and place, girl…
Why are the Kroger Queen decorations stored in a shed at the cemetery? Keep tackling him dumbass! OMFG At least he saved Delia, she’s the only character I kind of like. Seeing Freddie is worse than a killer? It’s definitely either Freddie or JLH… but that doesn’t quite make sense.
They really are putting SMG’s photo in here every 10 mins The ditzy girl is the only one so far to have actually good ideas about the gravesite How did the killer know they were at the cemetery So Derrika or whatever is really gonna wait alone with a killer on the loose?
Lmaooo they really think their main cast is special doing that Avengers shot in the restaurant. Ohhhh they’re divorced - and it’s bitter The Bahamas joke is pretty funny Freddie’s like in a different movie The fake acting is as bad as her real acting
Loving the judgment JLH has for Gen Z. Not the gays at the town hall… So Billy Campbell is the bad guy? Ohhhh Freddie is here! If no one knew about 97, that means the killer could only be Billy Campbell, JLH or Freddie? Billy wants tourists - no JLH is a trauma prof - maybe my bet is Freddie
Well at least she grabbed the knife and fought back. I could not figure out where they were supposed to be until the podcaster got in the dumb waiter. So she drove to find JLH, who is killing it… and left her friends all alone (not that she’s helpful) Why is Freddie cut out of the photo?
Was it written in blood? How do they know about the hook when nobody saw the killer because Danica was in the tub? “He scrubbed the net” uhhh there are other records besides the internet. How did podcast girl find all the info? The SMG shirt is tacky. She deserves better.
How did the killer know to position the body that way? I can’t with this wig. Main girl (still don’t know her name) really should’ve had someone on her side. I’m annoyed we still have to deal with this Danica girl. Like I don’t think I get it.
And Danica is a stupid name. Whoever chose that should be thrown out of the WGA instead of Park-Chan Wook. Oh, so not the fiancé… but then why kill him? Oh wait, he does Crypto. That’s the 2020’s version of doing drugs and not being a virgin.
Thanks for the flashback to the thing that happened 2 minutes ago. The gay wedding planner who has had no lines is my favorite character. Oh! New fiancé… I’m guessing he’s the killer. That’s suspicious because even SMG didn’t get a new bf and this girl is NOOO SMG.
The incident is a lot more visceral than the 1997 movie, I’ll give it that. That’s not manslaughter. Wait, she’s a lady-liker? Oh and that’s how the confusing poor girl fits into the movie (I’m guessing) Oh God, a podcaster… can’t wait for her death (God, that’s sooo Halloween2018)
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
Okay, I’m 2 minutes in to the new I Know What You Did Last Summer and the lead clearly pissed off someone because that wig is punishment for something. Also, she’s 19 and the guy they’ve paired her with is like 37. One last thing, are we supposed to like any of these people? Where is JLH?!
Thank you, Marc!
Listening to a podcast where a well known tech world wannabe fascist calls journalism "nonconsensual invasion of privacy for profit" and thinks that's clever and my goodness does that reveal a lot of how completely brain wormed a bunch of these guys are once they faced a tiny bit of criticism.
And homosexuals. I know from… research.
They erected these stupid barriers in front of the exit of the mall and I just flashed back to Edina Monsoon screaming at a judge about the barriers in front of her grocery store… Bangkok is bonkers.
OMFG you’re reading my mind on a different issue.
There’s only been one period of my life where I slept in the same room as someone else and it was in Paris… he said I spoke French. I was still taking classes at that point.
Why do we allow people this mentally ill to buy even *one* gun?
I sing Madonna’s version of American Pie because she chopped that shit down to 4 minutes. You get the point of the song, get the joy of singing that chorus without it wearing out its welcome, and it’s pretty much upbeat.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Today I learned Sybok is the son-in-law of Lucille Ball. 🤯
Rainy nights in Little Tokyo.
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
this (from the brilliant @everywhereist.bsky.social) puts into words the big black tangle of frustration i have whenever i get the same question
And this is why we’re us
That’s why I’d rather watch a movie like The Conjuring, which bored me to tears (ghosts have never scared me), but at least it’s a straightforward narrative feature. Take my money and keep making those.
And I thought Paranormal Activity was a comedy… someone was really offended that I was laughing so hard in the theater (still one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen along with 50 Shades Darker). And the computer screen horror movies are ludicrous, too.
So I don’t do found footage movies. Blair Witch made me sick in 99. Cloverfield was total nonsense. That’s enough time wasted on that dumb set-up.
‘How am I supposed to explain this to my children?’ is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress. “I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
DRUMMOND: “.. Ultimately, this era in history is a WIRED story: The United States’ authoritarian turn, aided and abetted by the tech industry’s complicity. And that’s how we’re covering it.” @status.news @oliverdarcy.bsky.social @katie-drummond.bsky.social @wired.com www.status.news/p/wired-kati...
“Real officers do not wear ski masks” Oh really?
aging like a damp towel in the trunk of a hot car
area man discovers porn is not the only film category in which lesbians exist
Do betta, Meta.
That’s because Hot Topic clients are interested in things beyond aesthetics whereas Cracker Barrel customers have only surface-level symbols and are traumatized from losing the war to keep their Confederate Flag.
You know how some people celebrate their birthdays for the whole month? Well, I'm doing that for James Dobson's death.
“Even though I’m from Maine, I sing country music from the heart.” *Proceeds to sing with an accent worse than Daniel Craig in a Knives Out movie* Me:
I’m still the most credible source I know.
It’s a very long weekend.
Now on Ep 2, and yeah, LTEs were a normal part of my experience at church. By that point, I had already experienced real violence and fake violence didn’t upset me so I had a level head and was always put in charge of “survivor teams”. Trust me, don’t put me in charge.