staffers just giving him gold stars for shit they made up. toddler ass president

🤣

Bold move for the DS9 writers to have the Bajorans fight Albania

He also brought the long-running conflicts between Bulungi and Parmistan, Gondor and Borovia, and North and South Narnia to peaceful conclusions. If the man doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize no one does.

Long live Queen Jadis!

Narnia was a big one. That Witch was a tough customer.

I told them 100%, 200% or 1000% tariffs on those wardrobes if they don’t put a stop to this nonsense. It was pretty easy actually. For me. I woke up the next day and I’d solved the whole thing. But no one gives me credit for that.

Let's be real Aslan provoked the war. As Mearsheimer himself said, no self-respecting wicked witch would tolerate the presence of a fairy kingdom ruled by a quadripedal feline Christ allegory on her border.

I can already tell that this post is going to be embedded in my brain for at least the next decade, this is fantastic

"It's crazy."

Trump is old

And full of it.

So simple, I think it might work. #trumpisold