It’s like their nuptials are cursed and I’m so here for it. 🥰🥰🥰

Can’t buy the weather 🤷🏻‍♀️

Omg THISSSS 😂😂😂 but you know next he’ll start working on space lasers and contrail seeding to control the weather😳

Nope. He can’t do it. We’ve (Jews) already cornered the market.

don’t laser me!

Don’t make us have to ;) Really though, if we could do such things, we wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place.

right?

😂

Hah!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If he wasn’t so locked in on space tourism for the entertainment industry maybe he could even do it with his own rockets

The only thing he's succeeded at, for all the money, is Space Chicks.

😂

Karma….love it🙏🏼

Has anyone informed the Orcas?

Team Orca probably has plans for the happy couple’s honeymoon. 🌊🌊🌊

Let’s hope!

Truly all who attend that should be forever panned

Ha. Even billionaires have to answer to Thor.

I think it was also super hot and humid. If you have to be inside the whole time, what is even the point of going to Venice?

God is not mocked. Tee hee.

There is a God after all

Karma 😈

this *is* a great piece of schadenfreude and exactly why you gotta change your settings to prompt alt text

@thegodpodcast.com did you have anything to do with this 😂😂

Oopsie. They forgot to invite Mother Nature. 😂🌩️

God: FUCK THIS BILLIONAIRE AND HIS TROPHY WIFE SPECIFICALLY

She looks like a burn victim

It’s called Botox.

Is way way more than Botox buddy

Note that she recently deflated her fish lips. After the tabloids started throwing her into their "MAGA face" photo mashups! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Oh really? I’ll have to check this out. Ain’t no saving those cheeks tho

I always chuckle about how conservative men freak out about trans people, yet they stand next to their wives who have so much Botox, they like like trans women.

Botox. Filler. Acid-burnt abraded resurfaced raw skin. Concealer. Foundation. Reflective nano-particle blur. Contour. Highlighter. Bronzer. Blush. Lipliner. Lipcolor. Lip glaze. Eyeshadow. Eyebone uplighter. Tattoo eyeliner. Eyebrows threaded-shaped-tattooed. Fake lashes. Mascara. Matte powder. Mist

How do they get ready to go out for an evening? I'm assuming they don't garden or do the laundry y'see... They just go out I guess...

I imagine that between the hair and the makeup, it must take at least 2 hours to get ready for those bizarre MaL events.

Incredible The pressure must be horrible also Phone, bag, keys, trophy wife/ partner...

Good lord. So much work. I complain to myself about just needing to use a little bit of hair wax for hold.

🤭 Not the hair wax! Such vanity! 🤭 But seriously, it's always surprised me how the feathers of bleached chickens are so easily ruffled! 🤣

There are a lot of conservative men who are secretly on the down-low when it comes to swinging (sharing wives) and trans chasing, to name a few kinks those repressed evangelicals fetishize over.

Roger Stone is notorious for this

Someone said Lauren Sanchez paid to look like Jack Nicholson and I can never unsee it.

🤣 🤣 🫣

The only way I can tell Lauren Sanchez and Jenner apart is by the size of the fake boobs. 😂

Don't count on that. I think they have foot pumps they screw into little nozzles under their armpits to stomp on and inflate, or deflate, at will. Size varies depending on the wardrobe, the scene, and the audience.

Not so sure they’re smart enough for that.

Cement?

Implants and spackle?

If that’s a trophy, I’m not competing.

ring it up- god dub

The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies proclaim the work of his hands. — Psalm 19:1 (NIVUK)

Blowback, courtesy BigOil I like to think.

I love Mother Nature. She cannot be bought.

Shout out to the stregas!

Her wedding dress cost $9 million. That is so obscene.

Did they sponsor a ‘who can make us the ugliest dress’ contest🤔🤭

It’s going to be like the finest silk and encrusted with diamonds, show her ridiculously fake boobs; garish.

I can’t believe that dress cost $9 million.

It must’ve been sewn with spider web thread. Or, they totally got ripped off!😃🤣 Stupid ugly garish dressing for a hollow soulless fake physical container of irrelevance

Really not interested in this circus of a wedding , but the weather situation made me laugh. Hope it rains all weekend.

Crocodile weather! 😂

I hope lightning disables their planes and yachts mid-launch, causing every single one to explode in a massive plume of burning metal and billionaire viscera.

how did she walk up the aisle wearing a hobble skirt?

M-m-m-my-schadenfreude-a

Sometimes God works in mysterious but fucking awesome ways

Fuck yeah mother earth! Unleash all of your power on those that are killing you

Fuck these oligarchic assholes in particular

I love that for them

We can all see where God stands on all of this.

Who knew water melted silicone?

Lol

Pay Your Damn Taxes Jeff

Awwww... no one thought to check the weather? Pobrecitos... ¡Estupidos!

Would have been better if they were all struck by lightning.

Karma. So delicious.

I am an atheist, but... Nice one, God!

*makes note of commendation to the Secret Jewish Space Laser Corps crew on duty*

Somewhere Alanis Morrisette is smiling ruefully

Glastonbury. She's at Glastonbury.

Wasn’t giving those fuckers two thoughts by the looks of it

We pray to the same God.

They should have known it rains every afternoon in Venice.

Yay!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If only we could get a volcano or something

Jeff Billions is off the market

Mother Nature's way of telling them to fuck off. @davids.house.gov if Jeff Bezos can afford to rent an entire Italian town for his wedding AND show up on a water taxi, he can afford to pay his taxes. Make sure he does.

wait-- you mean all that $$ and he didn't think to hire some dems to control the weather for him imagine the pre-nup tho... poor jb doesn't wanna be Mackenzied again I'm guessing

#godsaysno Although supposedly rain on the wedding day means the marriage will be successful, so there's that

Haha, it literally rained on his parade.

Sink the yacht

I was hoping it was a King Ralph photograph situation.

Mrs. Bezos would be safe. She's mostly plastic and doesn't conduct electricity.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🏆 😝🤣😂

Melting remains an issue.

From Venice, with 🖤

For ONCE, Amazon follows my delivery instructions.

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

Finally, some good news this week!

🤣

Don't worry - Lauren will float! 👍👌 bsky.app/profile/mary...

God rains on parades and wedding parties. Next?

Billionaires fleeing is my kinda weekend opener

Team Orca !!

Just the schadenfreude I needed today

Fantastico

lol. Did her stripper wedding top come off in the rush?

❤️❤️❤️

Thank you @thegodpodcast.com

Pope Leo be like: “I got this, guys.”

God has spoken

Thoughts and prayers

Here's a delightful tale of some rich idiots: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIQZ...

All that money… and he still can’t afford that Jewish space laser to control the weather…!

We needed this.

😂

Oooo! 😁 Nothing gives greater glee than a jolt of righteous schadenfreude! I'm tickled! Just think of all those gajillion-dollar Jimmy Choo, Louboutin and Manolo Blahnik stiletto heels being utterly destroyed! And the ankle-breaking hazard of wet cobblestones! The hair! The handbags! The couture! 🤣

Thanks @thegodpodcast.com !

I love it when the weather is on our side.

Couldn’t happen to a more fabulous couple and their “friends”. You cannot buy perfect weather.

No weather on Mars, maybe they should fuck off there

This made me happy in a way I kinda know is wrong. And yet, is it???

I feel gleeful and not the least bit guilty.

Same!

Mother Nature weighs in!

Yes!

Smallest violin.

😂😂

Well if that isn’t a sign I don’t know what is 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

Hey, we take our happiness where we can get it these days. ❤️

Nice work @thegodpodcast.com

🤣😆😂👍🏼

Schadenfreude

Uberschadenfreude! 🤣

Wer protzt ...

😁

Nature itself hates Bezos you love to see it

This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

good thing all those plastic faces are waterproof

Not going to laugh because we're expecting similar weather issues tonight again here in Ottawa. Respect to the people of Venice.

bwahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaahhahahehahahahahrehahahahh [snort] [cough]

Wish you had given a link…screenshots do not carry one.

Venice always delivers

Obama did this.

Even the weather hates him…

Zeus has spoken, people!

I think Utah unintentionally did this. bsky.app/profile/sltr...

Oh damn. I'm so sad. Not

My heart feels so fuzzy warm now

finally, some good news

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Doges past exacting revenge on wannabe doges present

Absolutely love that for them.

Yay. Can’t buy that now, can you?

Alexa make it rain

unfortunately everyone survived

100% plastic won’t even rot in hell.

Was them all out to sea in a massive cleansing rinse

I appreciate how hard Mother Earth has been telling these types of folks to pointedly fuck off recently.

Billionaires/Kings/Fascists: We have the Mandate of Heaven! Heaven:

This warmed my heart. Thank you. ❤️

I'm so happy for the couple. I hope their ceremony goes just as well.

Mother Nature delivers Thanks Mom

Not even a billionaire can buy the weather!

God apparently isn't on their side. LOL.

fuck, is Thor real? is the god of thunder hearing our prayers?

I believe it’s Neptune in that part of the world.

thank you, scholar sir. i couldn’t remember which Roman God was in charge of thunder!

It's Jupiter who does storms. Neptune is king of the ocean.

thank you!

That was a great movie!!!

Well, lamp shades usually aren't weather-resistant.

Couldn't happen to a balder penis.

Warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart!

Divine retribution?

Now, if their yacht sinks (with no injuries or environmental damage, that is).

ORCA! ORCA! ORCA!

Zeus finally getting off his ass.

Finally!

Karma.

Not only is climate change real, it's picking sides.

😀

Should have taken my advice and held the wedding on Mars

Thank you Jupiter!

The perfect wedding gift - I’m sure @thegodpodcast.com will be taking credit! 😂

My grandma would say God/The Universe is speaking.

When nature sees the good work going on in Spain with water pistols and ups the ante.

Me too!

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 Have you seen the Bezos mannequins allover the city??

What a shame. Never mind.

Maybe there really is a God.

first giggle of the day! thank you!

Yeah, it’s not a good idea to get the drapes wet. 💦

That’s a lamp shade!

As one FB friend described it in a similar fashion (the pun is my own and fully intended): "The perfect gown... for anyone who is having an affair with a window dressings salesman and whose husband happens to walk in the door when she is in flagrante."

She’s wearing a lamp shade.

Scarlett O'Hara did it better.

She looks ...odd. Not strange, it's just odd.

When I first saw it, I imagined that she would have to have a colonic washout to make room to pull the cords tighter around the waist. and yes definitely curtain material,

She looks like she’s wearing a lampshade.

I thought drape valance immediately.

Who wore it better?

🤣🤣🤣

Omg I was trying to think of what that “dress” reminded me of and it’s definitely Grandma’s brocade drapes, well done!

“Sound of Music” “play clothes ” that Maria made from the drapes.

Maria wore it better.

Yes! That’s it!!

Gross🤢 Look, the emoji matches!

Jeez.. who's her designer? Lewis Carroll?

No amount of money will enable escape from what’s to come.

They are pissing God off, now 🤣

pics, please.. i didn't see the video yet.. someone please show the pics..

LOL we all really need this today

No lightning strikes? 4/10. Disappointed.

lol

It’s like rain…

Nature is healing.

lol

Awesome!

Even Mother Nature can’t stand them.

God hates an oligarchy, I love it

I’m not saying this is divine judgment. I’m just saying, if I were God, this is the sort of thing I would do.

While preserving plausible deniability of course!

I’d have probably used lightning personally but you know I think me not being god is safer for everyone

Apparently, God's not all that impressed with Bezos either...

Karma has come, beware

Karma would have been they all fell into the canal. 😉

god is washing the stink off Venice

KARMA and is God pissed

Nature fights back against the pollution made by these assholes.

Too bad they all weren’t struck by lightning

Me too…

I hope his makeup ran.

Mother Nature provides 👍

Mother Nature was attending free of charge!

Smited, ha!

"The Dragon is one with the land, and the land is one with the Dragon." #SaveWoT #TheWheelofTime #WoTSkies

As a Jew who controls the weather, you're welcome.

😂😂😂😂

The Lord has spoken.

God has spoken 🙏🏼💙👍🏼

If I were a religious person, I'd say there was a message in here somewhere

Big time!

Oh Karma 😂

You'd think they'd be able to pay off the weather machine

Who did it better? Ricky LAUREN vs. LAUREN Sanchez. This is like one of the photo boards and the beach where you stick your face through a hole.

Her corset will pop! Won't someone think of the plastic surgeons?!

Hail to the mighty Thor!

Poseidon sending his RSVP back wet.

🤣 Perfect!