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Michael vs. 2025 @thepmann.bsky.social

God: FUCK THIS BILLIONAIRE AND HIS TROPHY WIFE SPECIFICALLY

jun 27, 2025, 5:50 pm • 134 0

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social

She looks like a burn victim

jun 27, 2025, 6:38 pm • 24 1 • view
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Graham @graham3lb.bsky.social

It’s called Botox.

jun 27, 2025, 8:23 pm • 9 1 • view
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social

Is way way more than Botox buddy

jun 27, 2025, 8:26 pm • 24 0 • view
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susi johnston @susijohnston.bsky.social

Note that she recently deflated her fish lips. After the tabloids started throwing her into their "MAGA face" photo mashups! 🤣 🤣 🤣

jun 27, 2025, 8:51 pm • 19 1 • view
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social

Oh really? I’ll have to check this out. Ain’t no saving those cheeks tho

jun 27, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

I always chuckle about how conservative men freak out about trans people, yet they stand next to their wives who have so much Botox, they like like trans women.

jun 27, 2025, 11:03 pm • 18 0 • view
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susi johnston @susijohnston.bsky.social

Botox. Filler. Acid-burnt abraded resurfaced raw skin. Concealer. Foundation. Reflective nano-particle blur. Contour. Highlighter. Bronzer. Blush. Lipliner. Lipcolor. Lip glaze. Eyeshadow. Eyebone uplighter. Tattoo eyeliner. Eyebrows threaded-shaped-tattooed. Fake lashes. Mascara. Matte powder. Mist

jun 28, 2025, 2:00 am • 3 0 • view
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Róisín Dubh @roisindubh1.bsky.social

How do they get ready to go out for an evening? I'm assuming they don't garden or do the laundry y'see... They just go out I guess...

jul 2, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

I imagine that between the hair and the makeup, it must take at least 2 hours to get ready for those bizarre MaL events.

jul 2, 2025, 6:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Róisín Dubh @roisindubh1.bsky.social

Incredible The pressure must be horrible also Phone, bag, keys, trophy wife/ partner...

jul 2, 2025, 6:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

Meh, they got themselves into that mess. And/or they actually love it.

jul 2, 2025, 7:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

Good lord. So much work. I complain to myself about just needing to use a little bit of hair wax for hold.

jun 28, 2025, 1:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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susi johnston @susijohnston.bsky.social

🤭 Not the hair wax! Such vanity! 🤭 But seriously, it's always surprised me how the feathers of bleached chickens are so easily ruffled! 🤣

jun 29, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Marc Andreessen snorts coke @robertstark88.bsky.social

There are a lot of conservative men who are secretly on the down-low when it comes to swinging (sharing wives) and trans chasing, to name a few kinks those repressed evangelicals fetishize over.

jun 28, 2025, 11:49 am • 4 0 • view
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social

Roger Stone is notorious for this

jun 28, 2025, 1:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Don’t forget 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸 @bluetifulgrace.bsky.social

Someone said Lauren Sanchez paid to look like Jack Nicholson and I can never unsee it.

jun 28, 2025, 1:33 am • 6 0 • view
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susi johnston @susijohnston.bsky.social

🤣 🤣 🫣

jun 28, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

The only way I can tell Lauren Sanchez and Jenner apart is by the size of the fake boobs. 😂

jun 28, 2025, 1:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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susi johnston @susijohnston.bsky.social

Don't count on that. I think they have foot pumps they screw into little nozzles under their armpits to stomp on and inflate, or deflate, at will. Size varies depending on the wardrobe, the scene, and the audience.

jun 30, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Chlorhünchen @ericlackner.bsky.social

Not so sure they’re smart enough for that.

jun 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Spike Spiegel @kauboibibappu.bsky.social

Cement?

jun 27, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ditsy Von Whatsit @ditsy.bsky.social

Implants and spackle?

jun 28, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
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The Poopsmith @thepoopsmith.satan.social

If that’s a trophy, I’m not competing.

jun 27, 2025, 7:32 pm • 3 0 • view