Asshole probably never had a french fry in his life.

I eat like that. Fuck Gill.

GUESS HE BETTER STOP EATING SANDWICHES, PIZZA, TACOS, BURRITOS, HOT DOGS, ETC... BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE HIM A SAVAGE TOO. gaaaaah, I'm too cranky.

I dunno. That sounds like the right amount of cranky given the circumstances.

He's definitely one of those weirdos who eats everything with a fork and knife.

I'm with Derrell, that sounds like the correct amount of cranky.

Every Indian-American is a target of GOP gutter racism.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Aa...

the cult leader eats pizza in NY with a knife and fork, these bitches can't say shit about civilized eating

Wait’ll people get a load of how much the State of Alabama suck up in federal funds. 🙄

He's the new AOC. Remember when she was first elected? She was an Anti-American Communist, she was only a bartender, she had weird ethnic habits...but now she's proven herself to be entirely capable and respected, so they have to find a new threateningly-popular target to attack.

But they are fine with sucking their fingers to get that last bit of buffalo sauce from those chicken wings. Or puckering up to literally kiss the orange ass.

So they clearly never even tried ethnic food, which is better than every casserole their miserable little mothers ever made for them, their opinions are irrelevant

Remember that Trump wants to insult his background but he loves Prince Of KSA’s money more than anything. He cannot attack him directly so he sends Tennessee representatives from the mid south Bible Belt to do his racist work. I bet Trump wants to say « I’ll send him back to the Middle East »

Eating rice with your hands is ok. Eating pizza with a knife and fork, not so much.

Or steak with ketchup for that matter.

Yes. Eat like an American. Be civilized.

Tuberville represents a state that gets more federal money than it puts into it.

"Civilized people in America don't eat like this." Clearly he's never been to Sloppy Pete's All-U-Can-Eat Bar-B-Q on a Sunday afternoon.

For the record, 47 is the son of an immigrant. www.history.com/articles/don...

looked up the wiki for "Brandon Gill" to reassure myself that we're not actually related and his geographic origins are concerning

He's married to Dinesh D'Souza's daughter. Talk about cursѐd unions...

I'm sure 15% of people in Dumberville's state would love to hear what he thinks of them. Number 7 in the country. If there were only someone at the federal level who could try to do something to help them get back on their feet. www.usnews.com/news/best-st...

I hear Brandon Gill eats corn the long way. His father-in-law taught him.

Lets see ... Tuberville just dissed about half the players he ever coached at Auburn. Way to go. He has a 5 watt bulb for a brain and a stone for a heart.

CTE speaks!

The only good thing about Ron DeSantis was how he ate pudding

DeFasctis' white boots were cute.

I call him #GovernorPussInBoots

chat gpt could probably do a good "DeFasctis in, Puss in Boots"

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This misses the point which is the double standard. To enjoy themselves what they deny others is a display of dominance. Fascists don't consider hypocrisy a logical fallacy, it's a virtue. Getting angry at their bullshit brings them pleasure. They're untrustworthy liars. Kick them to the curb.

These are people who voted for a rapist, a felon, and a vile insurrectionist. They don't care about these things. They care about performing victim, attention whoring, and dominating. Deny them what they want. Politics free BBQs.

How did the founding fathers eat?

Gill is in an increasingly South Asian part of Texas, too—I hope his desi constituents find out that he's talking this way about their culture. What an asshole. I hope he only serves one term.

Ah. The old civilized people vs savages trope used to justify all manner of evil.

Truly insane that so many Republicans who proudly hate NYC and are afraid to visit the place are obsessed with the mayoral election. Why do they care so much?

As an American I don't think Americans should be giving advice on eating etiquette, something about throwing stones in a glasshouse and all that.

My boy Joey Chestnut out here catching strays

Stray franks, maybe

Unreal

Wow like This is incredibly bad Like Uhhhhhhhhhh I’m worried about how far along the 1930s we are

Considering people want registries and imprisonment like the innocent Japanese Americans, we’re getting there.

I eat lettuce with my hands sometimes. Cereal. And sushi. Guess I’m not civilized even though I was born in US.

Burgers and fries asshole.

hot dogs, pizza, every fucking sandwich

We started the "innocents dying in camps" stage.

Field vermin live on inner city subsidies. They should shut their lying, mealy mouths.

Tuberville's entire career has been financed by taxpayers. From coaching at a public high school, at several public universities, and now working for the federal government, perhaps he should just say "thank you" and move on.

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Ask Europeans what they think when they see Americans eat with a fork only and their other hand in their lap. Cultures, man. It's crazy. They're all different. Who knew?

I don’t know how you stay sane having to constantly read horrible stuff like that.

Brandon Gill is a shitstain.

White america told them it was ok. Signal the floodgates

That's how you eat this cuisine. Republicans refuse to culture themselves.

It's food, who cares as long as he's not throwing it at people?

Remember when Ron DeSantis just dug his hands into that pudding just sayin

Re-education camps are looking better and better.

USians use their hands to eat a lot of things.

One of my favorite scenes from BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is when Laura Roslin eats sushi with her fingers as God intended.

this is correct way for sushi bites

The truly despicable thing is those people will tell you that "it wasn't racism until you pointed it out" as if we're all supposed to ignore everything they've said and done up until now and pretend they meant something good with THIS awful racism, too.

Did anyone see how Cuomo and Trump ate a pizza? Heinous and disturbing to say the least.

I've never trusted grownups named brandon

Vicious racism, precisely the same language used by Hitler’s Nazis. MAGA=NAZI Zero difference, Germany 1935 and United States 2025

In the land of the fried butter stick nobody has the right to tell you what to eat or how to eat it.

vibes are getting real problematic out in normie land

Maybe the greasy rednecks sputtering at him are not familiar with the concept of "washing their hands before they eat." I wouldn't want to watch them digging their nasty paws into food either -- but if someone practices personal cleanliness, what's the problem?

$25 for every photo of gill eating food with his hands.

Exactly where my mind went...

What about "Three Fingers Desantis"?

DISGUSTING! I can’t believe Amreekans eat their kebab pav with their hands! How uncivilized!

I mean… most of the gop has been at 11 or 12 for at least a decade.

How is it that magnificent athletes of color could ever play sport with a person like this?

I eat with my hands and wipe my ass with a spoon.

Does this motherfucker eat tacos with a fork and a knife?

Fun fact: most Europeans eat pizza with a knife and fork. How do Americans eat pizza again?

Finger food is a very common thing in the US, Gill. Unless of course you’re a yuppie who likes to jab pointy silver things into your mouth while staring down your nose at plebs. Up yours.

White people not seeing their hypocrisy while going to go eat a huge hot dog with two hands, or even more, sharing a family size pizza at a party, never washing their hands all while insulting all minorities for doing it, who do wash their hands before eating.

Constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a constant on the price is right

Brandon Gill, the former investment banker is actually married to Dinesh D’Souza’ daughter……

He’s disgusting. We eat tacos, sandwiches, hot dogs, quesadillas so many things with our hands

Don't forget to check out his wife and relatives ethnicity

You Never Eat With Your Hands In New York!!!

Holy shit, Gill's father in law is Dinesh D'Souza! Who no doubt in his Bombay childhood ate with his hands. But I'm sure he's now become a self-hating Indian, and I assume his daughter is one of those Indian-by-descent-only people and hates her home country.

Dinesh is a POS but I don't get where you're going with the "home country" remark about the daughter. If she's a US citizen, the US is her home country. I'm a Canadian citizen of Indian heritage; Canada is my home country. Don't unwittingly use MAGA rhetoric that boils people down to genes.

Thank you. Yes, that was a gross way to say what I meant, which is that she might be grossed out by her heritage, which would be sad.

Part of Dinesh being a POS is that he’s demonstrated over & over that he happily sides with white nationalists even as they call people who look like him “towel-head.”

Thank you for acknowledging my perspective 🙂. That's rare on social media!

Thank you for alerting me that I was using the language of white supremacists. Ick! I think I used “home” bc I go to India regularly & think of it as a second home & can’t fathom how this idiot congressman thinks the his wife’s extended family in India are deplorable.

The US is overtaken by white nationalists who deny the identity of BIPOC Americans and the fact that they are every bit as American as any American with European origin. I don't think any progressive should mimic those talking points for any reason. But yes, Dinesh is a hypocrite & POS.

Most of these racist MAGA goons would pick a half eaten hot dog up off a dirty sidewalk and eat it with their fingers.

How do any good people stay the course in politics when having to work at the coalface of evil?

What a lying dick.

Just a little genocidal dehumanization on Tuberville's part, nothing to worry about. 😒

They are so, so, so afraid of the future, of diverse views, of people who don’t look and behave like the horde they see themselves as part of.

Eating with your fingers is unamerican now?

famously our sports pastime here in the USA, baseball, has one shoving a tube of beef wrapped in bread into ones gullet with a pair of tongs and a microscope.

i don’t know about you filthy mfers, but i eat my ice cream with a micropipeter sitting directly on the toilet next to my NIV.

So, if they are undocumented, we aren’t spending money on them, and if they’re citizens or documented, they’re already home. 🤔

My god... I'm trying really, really hard not to hate all white men. But guys, I have to say, your public representatives aren't making it easy for me.

Tuberville Rat lives off cruelty.

Honestly, it’s like a self-own for being provincial, ill-educated, and bigoted. I wish they’d just crawl back to their hollers and let everyone else live a decent and fulfilling life.

Love to eat sandwiches with a knife and a fork.

Just Sayin'

mmhmm… he’s married to Dinesh D’Souza’s daughter. 🧔🏻🧔🏻‍♀️

@pxmolina.bsky.social

Has it never been extreme? I mean, we're just seeing more of it than we used to at this point.

The public response to the racist fascists should also be dialled up to 11 right now. Instead, it's at maybe 3. The US public has apparently abdicated power to a racist fascist regime that's led by a clown. "We the sheeple..."

How did Jesus eat?

It's not like he's using his left hand.

Once again, Seinfeld predicted the future.

True Fact: George Washington’s favorite food was ice cream. What is the bigot on about?, or has he never had an ice cream cone?

Let them white boys keep exposing themselves. Mamdani should post all of them racist tweets in an ad and run it over and over and over again.

Boy but he loved recruiting them for football. He’s pond scum at best

So when these people eat nachos or sandwiches with their hands . . .

--signed, a proud desi who eats her Indian food with her hands

Brandon Gill’s wife is also Indian.

Even worse. But then, look at who her father is. It explains a lot.

Yup, disgusting people.

I am never sure which I think is the spouse that baffles me most in situations like this.

It’s like Mental Gymnastics: Team Edition.

Like horrible Vance excusing the "normalize Indian hate" dude when his own wife is Indian and their kids are half. White supremacy, colonialism, and internalized self-hatred are a hell of a cocktail.

YES

why cant he just eat like a civilized guy

Hey that’s an AMERICAN PATRIOT not just some GUY

Wowwww…. Use a fork you heathen. No civilized person eats with their hands. Go back to where you came from.

They will be shocked to find out how Trump stuffs Big Macs into his face hole

This is more than racism. It’s dehumanizing black and brown people. Two things can be true at the same time: Tuberville is both a famous football coach and a Nazi. Fuck this guy.

They're dusting off the old Native American racist arguments for Mamdani.

I'm wondering when they're going to introduce documentation that he was involved in the Eating Of Cats And Dogs Event of 2024. Has Jake Tapper offered his thoughts?

Congressman Brandon Gill who says that Mamdani is not civilized for eating with his hands, needs to have a chat with his own father in law Dinesh D’Souza who is Indian and 100 percent sure he grew up eating the same way. Gill married a half Indian woman, and is a racist who married a minority!

I have a little documentary film to show Tommy called 'The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia' if he wants to be educated on 3rd world conditions and civility youtu.be/AQBiXDNVeSA?...

I just sent this to Rep. Brandon Gill's communications director:

Anything is finger food if you’re not a pearl-clutching little bitch like Representative Gill.

Too busy clutching pearls to expend valuable fingers on manipulating the relative placement of victuals in order to facilitate their ingress into the oral cavity .

I came on Bluesky to avoid crap like this on X

Make him TWIST!😝

someone’s gotta have footage of this asshole eating with his hands at some state fair or bbq joint while campaigning.

Brilliant!

Unlike Hegseth Magdami washes his hands.

I couldn’t have said it better

I’m starting to wonder if the current United States might go down in history as the most racist country to have existed.

Brandon Gill is a bitch

Brilliant!!

Don't take this the wrong way, but I love you.

I eagerly await her prompt and constructive reply.

Reminds me of this (not racist but just as ridiculous ). nypost.com/2014/01/10/b...

Ferchrissakes. You a New York slice with your hands, folded. You eat a Neapolitan pizza like BdB is eating with a fork and knife. You can pick it up, but they give every single person a set of fork and knives at these kinds of pizza places for a reason .

There are plenty of reasons to ding BdB (the image of him in a tank top is seared into my brain), but this isn’t it.

Folding is the norm when you're dealing with most styles of pre-sliced pizza (cutlery is important when you're slicing it at the table instead, of course), and Neopolitans were doing it long before New Yorkers (google "pizza a portofoglio")! youtu.be/OZpr7VCPASU

chocolate pudding is only ever to be eaten with three fingers

Damn you for making me remember his cursed piece of DeSantis lore.

Brandon Gill drags his knuckles...

👍👍👍Tacos! You forgot tacos! 😉

Ask them if his father in law (Dinesh D’Souza) eats anything with his hands too.

On one hand, Danielle D'Souza. OTOH Gill's FIL is Dinesh D'Souza. They either never eat rice or eat it The American Civilized (tm) Way - fork crunchy separate grains. The couple also enjoys pizza, fries, lobster & bbq with a fork & knife. Or like you bob for apples.

i am in distress

Yes. The forks, the bobbing, the crunchy rice. Wouldn't put it past them to eat rice thrown at wedding for their raw al dente paleo diets. I'll bet they prefer raw Uncle Ben's and Ricearoni nights & sneer at Ted Cruz' Campbell soup surprise nights.

"Too soft, too much soup, too New York...too Warhol"... as they bob for Texas BBQ in the country club kiddie pool in Flower Mound, TX.

my rice cooker just committed suicide

Then they drive about a half hour to Frisco TX to fight some drunk girls outside the Dee Lincoln Prime, a stone's throw from the Tositos Championship Plaza like real Mericans for civilized reasons.

This is psychic violence (ilu sfm)

OMG

I'm old enough to remember Cuomo's favourite bagel order is an English muffin.

His wife's Indian and she's the daughter of convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza

Get their racist asses, Marisa.

chips and pretzels: unamerican!

Could we please have the Congressman’s views on eating cheese fries or nachos (assuming he doesn’t boycott nachos)?

inquiring chiefs fans want to know!

You should have asked how many of Brandon’s Indian in-laws no longer eat with their hands

👏👏👏👏👏

👏 👏 Drag him.

A+, it’s the perfect way to call out his racist bullshit. Thank you.

“Media Inquiry — Hot Dogs” is killing me. I hope they get really excited for just one moment before reading further.

I’d eat my hot dog with a knife and fork if I was as liberal with the mustard as some independent journalists… 🥸

Aren’t these EXACTLY the motherfuckers who throw an absolute shitfit if someone uses a fork on a pizza?

I'm about to get superfuckingrich selling tiny tongs to eat freedom fries with.

When my mother first came to this country from Europe she ate a burger with a knife and fork and people were APPALLED.

To DJT, to be precise

Ummmm ….

or mustard on a burger (which is just cultural depravity to complain about as far as I'm concerned)

Beat me to it.

WATCH: Donald Trump Explains Why He Eats His New York Pizza With A Fork | TIME.com share.google/oRK4S9DPx1lX...

No, that's New Yorkers.

Yes, that is me.

And you’d better fold it, too!

Which, visit Naples…

Gill is from Texas but has apparently never had fried chicken.

Or ribs

wtf anyway absolute asinine stuff

Tbf, Dear Leader eats pizza with a knife and fork, therefore these dorks probably do too

Eating a BLT with a fork and knife is what keeps us above the animals.

I use a special nacho spork when I get the urge for some cheesy, crunchy goodness, because I am not a savage. It's gold plated, naturally.

Except for Chicago Deep Dish pizza, right? RIGHT!?

Trump uses a fork and knife on pizza.

See? Bigly civilized! Some are saying the most ever!

🤦

👀

I sense an Oreo ad in the wings

Well, they used to...

Anyone who doesn't eat ribs with their hands hates America.

I definitely thought to myself, did he just announce he's never eaten a taco?

Or a popsicle. Or an apple. Or a chip.

Seeing that name "Marjorie" automatically induces a gag reflex from me. That's the work MTG has done

thank you.

Example of MAGA brain fever! Reality is only visible in hindsight & strict obedience to false MAGA dogma is the primary symptom! Doctors orders- Take one midterm and call me in the morning

HOT DOOOOOGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS

someone needs to whip up an AI image of him eating pizza with a fork and knife pronto.

Has Gill never seen a hot dog eating contest? Are chopsticks civilized enough for US to use?

real Americans eat their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with a fork and knife

_A_ fork? Are you kidding? You're going to put your paring fork in your mouth, and return it to the sandwich?? Gross

It amazes me how these rampant racists somehow marry people that aren't also white. His father in law is Dinesh D'Souza. The colonizer mind is warped beyond comprehension.

Oh boy. I had no idea. Then, he writes this insane thing, trying to shame the dirty immigrant Muslim. GTFOH

Gill is a bitch

It would not be hard to make an entire July 4th menu of “classic American” foods eaten with one’s hands, from snacks/starters to mains and sides + desserts.

Potato Chips????

Thank you for your service.

I very much would like to see the reply they never send you.

Have the Brandon Gill is a bitch venmos started coming in yet?

Get 'em.

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🍎🍊🍌 🌽🍈🍇 🥯🍗🍔 🌭🥪🥨 🍟🍕🌮🌯🥙🍙 🍦🍩🍪 🍿 etc

Don't they eat snakes in Texas?

They should ask him to comment about Nacy Mace and her family shooting tequila from one mouth to another.

What about Cheetos? Is Gill a firm adherent to the chopsticks school of eating them?

On the real, though, chopsticks are an absolute gem for flaming hots

Well, you sure can't eat Cheetos with a fork.

Cut 'em smaller and use a soup spoon. That's Real America.

How do we get all these email addresses?

Thanks so much, Marisa!

We can always count on you to hold them to account.

Good one! You are so rad

thank you for this!!!

💖

You really are something Miss. Keep on. ✌️

Media Inquiry — Hot dogs? Yeah alright i’ve seen enough

welcome

Brilliant.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

🏆 🏆 🏆

Bring back the ‘eating pizza with a fork’ debate.

LMAO! Seriously.

He eats hot dogs without his hands like he's bobbing for apples.

Hey fuck you! Do you know how hard it is to suppress laughing in the middle of work when reading something a witty as that? You need to be more careful with your weaponized level of humor!

Tacos will now be fed to you by a uber eats delivery robot.

While they are at it they should clarify his position on ice cream cones cause some of them are pretty weird about em’

Thank you!

Well done.

I note that a certain mayoral candidate in NYC got a lot of flack for eating a pizza with a knife and fork.

Fantastic.

Knife and fork for KFC of course - but only on your private jet

Serious question, are they recycling his blood every night with blood that doesn’t have massive lipids in it? He’s eating eating a heart attack meal after a heart attack meal and he’s still alive. Is he actually a vampire?

How about a Japanese rice ball? Is it acceptable if it is molded into a single object, but not if it breaks apart? If your rice ball breaks apart while consuming it, is it unacceptable to eat the rest? What if I am still REALLY hungry, or it was just that good?

Maybe you can ask them for a full explanation for the representative's view on the proper 'murican consumption of all nodes on the cuberule.com graph?

This was also a pretty good response (via timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/thi...)

Hero level unlocked.

So he’s never had chips and salsa I assume

Girl, I fucking love you

How bout Ron DeSantis and the pudding

Ask about how his wife’s parents eat food when they go home?

“Has his father in law ever been known to eat with his fingers?”

Gosh, i do hope there's a response. Sincerely.

Thank you, Marisa!

My wife made fun of me eating watermelon with a knife and fork cos that’s what brits do. So civilised😂

I cut it in half and use a good spoon to eat it like a frozen fruit soup.

Look, eating a hot dog sideways (like corn on the cob) is a pain in the ass, but a real Alpha can't risk looking gay so a knife and fork it is.

Gill is a perfect example of the ugly American. And, I'm not talking about his looks.

These are the same people who think it’s emasculating to use straws but not to roll over like dogs and wear “d*ddy” tshirts for other men-which they foam at the mouth, hourly, to do 😐

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Doing the lord's work. Please keep us updated.

A real American

100% racism

and also why does his hairpiece look so evil

Simply excellent

He eats tacos with a fork.

media inquiry—hot dogs

She's brilliant.

*aide sees email pop up in inbox, is all excited, opens the email* Awww... 😥

That prior hot dog experience is coming in clutch

Thank you for this!

I fucking love this.

I'm picturing an entire team of staffers to cut up his food and feed him like a baby. "Here comes the airplane, Sir."

Next level MK hot dog content. Imagine where she'll take it in a few years.

Thank you queen

Also, how does he eat his own shit, since he clearly loves to?

Every day i have to learn about another racist piece of shit in congress, an angel loses its wings

i really hope you attached some demonstration photos of how to appropriately put condiments on a hot dog. if you happened to have some of those handy. i don't know.

It’s vile blatant racism like this isn’t grounds for immediate resignation. What a fail country.

don't forget all the uncivilized tacos

Remember when oppo research on Klobuchar said she was mean sometimes and once ate her salad with a comb? 🪮

We need more people out there with your kind of energy

Get himmmmmmm

And fried chicken!

I'm "snickering" at him right now

Do they eat chips with chop sticks?

Did they reply? Though I imagine typing with a fork and knife might be rather tough ...

I'm subscribing tomorrow. I wish more people (Journalists) did this.

he is saying "i am a dumb racist". Btw, thanks for alttext.

alright im subscribing this is the way

Marisa, you have to tell me what the reply is

Americans will also attack you with their bare hands (not used for eating except for half of the time) if you change hands to use your fork and knife to cut things. ’Mericans don’t change anything to eat!

Huh? That's backwards. Americans mostly switch hands to cut things (left-hand fork, right-hand knife, then back to right-hand fork for eating after cutting stuff.) It's them foreigners who are dexterous enough to not switch.

I have tried to *not* do this, and it is super weird

I’m a lefty, and I do the European thing, and I had forgotten that I do! I apparently I’m not American.

As a non-lefty, I'm not coordinated enough to do the European fork thing reliably, though I can manage chopsticks fine :-)

Uh oh call the mission off! Abort, abort!

in some states

Respect that you can still do this

🔥 x a billion

reminder that you’re one of my faves. (:

thank you. I'm a white guy married to an Indian woman and have two Indian children. most of my co-workers are Indian and amazing people. this was gutter racism by a clown.

we know trump eats pizza with a knife and fork. any idea what that freak does with his kfc?

I hope you get a response.

My first thought when I saw that post was has this dude never had a hotdog

You could include this image with your email. And also ask if his Indian wife has ever similarly eaten a rice dish with her hands, or has known it to be culturally common.

Oh lol I just posted something similar haha

Good job! Going beyond social media and engaging directly with your representatives!

He's a Costanza

Wait till he hears about chopsticks.

Left a message asking the Congressman to do something before the third-world heathen Joey Chestnut yet again desecrates our national holiday of Independence Day by eating dozens of hot dogs with his mouth like some fucking mongrel.

Brandon is a bitch 🌭

I had the exact same questions!

get him

This is great 🤣

I'm going to eat soup with my hands in front of every Republican politician.

Wait are we talking you use the hands to pour the bowl into your mouth? Or do you plan to stare them in the eye as you barehand soup into your mouth like a person lost in the desert happening upon water?

I support youuuuuuu 🤣

Please send a follow up request on my behalf "Does he eat baby back ribs like a baby back bitch?" Thank you for your service.

Love a longest yard reference.

i don’t know what any of that means but it still made me laugh thank you

White American alpha men aren't going to scoop up rice with their hands and eat it... I mean really, half of them can't remember the last time they washed their hands after using the bathroom. A fifth of them "dOn'T bElIeVe iN gErMs". It would be grossly uncivilized for them to handle food.

Unless it's BBQ, then it's "Oh, you CAN'T eat BBQ with anything but your hands!"

eating my bag of doritos with a knife and fork like a true civilized american

I do recommend chopsticks for Doritos. But I doubt Rep. Gill would approve.

I worked for someone once who ate microwave popcorn from the bag with a fork. I believe that’s in the DSM as a sign of sociopathy.

But also great fine motor coordination, so it’s a tradeoff

on the flipside, eating popcorn (or doritos) with chopsticks is a genuinely good idea

Oh, I now see that you yourself have said this! Ignore my other post.

Great minds eat Doritos with chopsticks alike.

Now that makes sense. It was the fork that threw me off. This person also drank hot coffee with a straw, so I generally questioned their judgement.

i mean, yeah, this all sounds... not good

You could add toast, sandwiches, fruit, and many other things to this list. Maybe he wants to live in another country after seeing "civilised people" not washing their hands after they ate their food. "Washing one's hands after the meal and drying them with a provided towel is a norm."

Congressman Gill eats a hotdog with two hands making sure to cup his balls.

I damn sure wouldnt be so polite. Im DONE playing nice with nazis.

I just lapped up the stuff that fell out of my tacos with my fingers. Mine was due to laziness.

This guy is Dinesh D’Souza’s son-in-law!?

I want to see video of how he eats tacos and chocolate chip cookies.

Valid questions. Overall this is the best example for the rule, "Think first, then post / write / speak!". So what, by default right wing people don't follow such approach.

He should not go to an Ethiopian restraunt. Probably unlikely to anyway

Damn now I want injera.

Motherfucker, we had a whole-ass show about eating insane things like this. I'm sure this got eaten in a civilized manner. I'm sure dude was cutting off dainty little bites and eating with his pinky up.

He probably uses two guns for chopsticks to eat the hotdog.

I am sure he does not know how to use chopsticks, regardless of what they are made of.

good call, why would a racist ignorant know how to use chopsticks?

Git 'im!!

If you don't get a response by tomorrow, send a follow up that this is urgent as you have a July 4th BBQ that depends on the answer.

Excellent.

You’re the best Maria 🙌 Hands down!

✊

inner city rats huh ? , eat the rich with your hands time

Brandon Gill is married to Dinesh D'Souza's daughter. It's like a voltron of racism between self-hating Indians and what I assume were already his 4chan level beliefs.

1000% chance that Brandon Gill would be the first to call a guy eating pizza with a knife and fork gay

The texas person wouldn’t even know how to use his fingers on his wife. He can sit this one out. And I don’t even know what to say about them elephant ears from Florida resident claiming residency in alabama

Ugh now I know that Brandon Gill exists and that sucks

The same people worship a guy who eats pizza with a fork.

2017: "Trump obediently follows Saudi King’s advice to eat and drink with right hand" www.coastaldigest.com/trump-obedie...

"Mansaf is traditionally eaten by hand, roll your ball of rice, filled with meat, laban, and chuck into your mouth without having your hands or fingers touch your mouth ,eating mansaf is an art by itself, mastered by the old generation !!" www.facebook.com/KitchenPetra... Pizza slice uses hand.

Alabama has a center named after this Nazi. "On 1 May 1937, Dr. Wernher von Braun officially joined the Nazi party and was given party member number 5,738,692. (He would spend almost the rest of his life insisting that he was “never a Nazi.”)" wsmrmuseum.com/2020/07/27/v...

"Not an anomaly: 2020's red states have higher murder rates" www.axios.com/2023/01/27/m... Tuberville is a lying idiot who lives in Florida. He believes the three branches of government are the house, senate and executive (actual:executive, judicial and legislative). www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Blue states pay more into the federal government and get less back. Blue states subsidize Tuberville's shithole, Alabama, they also subsidize Texas and Florida. "Who Gives and Who Gets? Explore the Balance of Payments between States and the Federal Government" rockinst.org/issue-areas/...

Would it help if someone told Tuberville that about 2 billion people in the world eat like this? I ate like this when I was deployed in Afghanistan and meeting with Afghan soldiers. I also did when I was in New Jersey visiting my friend’s parents who cooked the best Indian food I’ve ever had.

Ignorance is bliss; and, apparently racist.

Civilized people don't eat like this

Civilized people don't eat like this

True. Civilized people eat the hot dog from the *end*.

And they definitely don't be washing their hands, unlike us.

Civilized people don’t eat like this.

Does that asshole eat pizza with a fork?

My kingdom for a photo of Gill, eating, at a fourth of July bbq.

How civilized people eat dessert

I think this is actually 12. The constant dogwhistles were 11, now that they've done away with those...

Gill's wife is Indian too (Dinesh D'Souza's daughter).

Who's going to tell Tuberville about Alabama's relationship with the American taxpayer?

More "civilized" eating by "real" Americans. I mean what is more white American than Wing Bowl?

Someone has a photo of Texan Rep Gill eating ribs.

Like Lou Holtz, Tommy Tuberville is a racist old ball coach. Unlike Holtz, Tuberville lost to Vanderbilt and UConn.

Jesus fucking Christ

It's a guarantee the internet is going to find a photo of Gill eating with his hands.

Race-baiting from an Alabama pol??? George Wallace would be proud, although Wallace changed after the attempted assassination. Tuberville's too ignorant to ever change.

Meanwhile, Tuberville continues to live off Auburn University, which pays him millions NOT to coach.

If I had a football team in which I'd invested a lot of time and money, I'd pay Tubberville to stay the hell away from it. I'd also have some area guards, a couple of attack dogs, and a lawyer on retainer ready to cover that smirking fool with lawsuits for violating the restraining order.

Not to worry. Tommy's busy studying up on exactly what the three branches of government are. He's barely got enough time left for gratuitous racist comments. Do better, Alabama.

Tubberville beat Doug Jones, which permanently darkened my view of 'Bama . . .

Wild because the guy who funded Cuomo… nypost.com/2020/03/03/t...

holy SHIT

I remember a time when the media used to call out overt racism like this.

The guy eats a hamburger with a knife and fork or…?

Civilized people eat their food alone, in the cars

eating my whopper with a knife and fork at the drive thru

top down, layer by layer.

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Racist Republicans showing their true colours—Nazi and KKK white!

MF uses a fork to eat hot dogs and chips?

Alabamans are living off the taxes paid by NY and California. They have no skin in the game as far as I’m concerned.

At this point in the timeline, if I see something racist/xenophobic/stupid posted about Mamdani by a member of Congress I'm not familiar with, I have to look them up to see if they're a democrat or a conservative, because it seems most of them have lost the plot when it comes to him.

No need to look up Tuberville. Before he became a crackpot Senator from Alabama, he was a bad D-1 College football coach, making millions of taxpayer dollars.

When you want the world to know that you don’t ever wash your hands.

What filth. I wonder if Gill hopes to raise his kids to be this type of racist? “Western”? Does he eat tacos with a fork? Tubervile is probably the dumbest MAGA Senator. Am I wrong that a greater percentage of his Floribama constituents receive government assistance than folks in NY?

Fun Fact: - The highest-paid non-Power Five coach was Cincinnati's Tommy Tuberville at $2.2 million a year, which placed him 44th nationally When TT left Auburn, he was paid $5.25 million as a buyout. After 2020 election it had been 66 years since TT had lived close to those in poverty!

Brandon Gill eats hot dogs with a fork.

Weirdly, those very cities generate most of the money in the US.

The Republican congressman from Texas is too civilized to eat ribs with his fingers, eh?

I wonder how Moron Tuberville's former players feel about all the racism coming from him......

That is utterly disgraceful. Can’t believe that politicians can write such things

Goebbels would have approved.