"Teachers who are veterans" and what does the Venn diagram of that look like?

As a teacher I would quit, as a parent I would withdraw my child

Veterans, suffering from PTSD and crumbling VA healthcare, open carry and loud, hormonal, emotional, unmedicated (thanks RFK Jr!) teenagers trapped together for 7 hrs a day, 5 days a week What could go wrong?!?

I didn’t listen to the presser, but it’s important to note that Space Command (moving from CO to AL) is different than the Space Force.

Shooter person was outside the window this time.

Not this shit again.

I wonder how many veterans are now teachers

🤬

This is kinda how we solved our Chris Kyle problem. A veteran with a gun solved RFK Jr’s “my uncle is alive” problem

Try rump is a mother fucking cock sucking liar!

Let them process their ptsd with weaponry, near small children.

Good lord. 🤦‍♀️

F****** insanity

Did he really fucking say this. Jesus

After the last time they settled on that as a solution, a school in Georgia, I think it was, went into lockdown because one of the teachers brought a gun to school, shot out a window, and barricaded himself in his classroom.

When I tried to check if it was really in Georgia, all my search results were about a school shooting there one year ago that killed two students and two teachers, and injured seven other people, and I don't even remember hearing about it at the time.

Here we go again with his unbelievable nonsense. you can tell it's just crap that he hears when people are talking and it walks out of the room with him.

trump is talking about the number of people killed by gun violence in chicago right after saying guns aren't a problem in america.

LOL - I'm surprised he hasn't just written an E.O. stating no more school shootings. I mean, his E.O. are so effective and "lawful" it's truly amazing he hasn't done that so far.

Everyone knows that the blue parts on the map aren’t part of trumps America.

He cannot string together a coherent sentence!

The bullet fires omg

Also mentioning something called the "bullet fires"???

That's because Chicago isn't America, of course.

Trump says if federal government didn't take over Los Angeles then today he'd be announcing the olympics wouldn't be happening there

The numbers he throws around. Nobody fact checks him. Again with the California taps he opened. Will be awaiting Gov Newsom's reply........

"Trump says if federal government didn't take over Los Angeles then today he'd be announcing the sun won't rise and the tides won't come in"

L.A. has the same area as the state of Delaware and probably 5 or 10 times as many people. And somehow he stopped all crime by having a few thousand soldiers roust immigrants? Stupid politics aside, the press doesn't even challenge plain stupidity.

Olympics won’t be happening there if the government keeps making it harder for people from other countries to get in, so…

Hey look, if other countries don't send their athletes, the US wins all the gold medals. So much winning!

That’s how we finally win the World Cup too

I'm confident no reporter had the guts to point out that the Olympics likely WON'T be happening in LA, precisely because Trump keeps invading US cities with masked, fascist stormtroopers.

Olympics shouldn’t be happening in the US due to his ICE goons.

They're not gonna happen anyway because of how many countries are gonna be boycotting them!

I really hope countries do boycott, honestly.

If Stephen Miller gets his way, they'll be arrested for invading anyway...

The Olympics aren't happening in the US.

Then World Cup shouldn’t either.

Virtually no one’s coming to the US for the Olympics, nor for the World Cup. We have become a pariah.

It's true! Who would go there with all the "bullet fires"?

He believes he’s the one who selects host cities for the IOC?

The IOC should pull the Olympics from the USA

This stupid mother fucker still thinks that he turned on a faucet and it put out the fires.

TRUMP: "DC is a safe zone. we have no crime. you can walk down the street. you're not gonna be shot...the restaurants are booming, this took place in 12 days. " he says "we took 1,600 people out" and calls them "hardcore criminals" with zero evidence.

The mayor needs to come out with a statement about the lies.

Fucking lying. Businesses are hurting, especially Restaurants because no one’s coming out. People are being arrested for drinking in public or chalk on a sidewalk.

Except for the Sandwich Guy. That didn't work out so well...

It appears that Trump was vomiting gold all over the Oval Office all weekend. I can almost smell the vomit just looking at it.

It was at this point Trump said, “some people are BORN TO BE CRIMINALS.” Eugenicist says what!

Just think of all the extra sandwiches local restaurants will be selling

i forgot how bad it is for the soul to listen to this dumpster speak.

The first time he said "like no one has ever seen before" and I threw up in my mouth a little. I had such hope yesterday.

I just realized this too and shut the video off, but your live skeet is soul-uplifting

same. Thanks for listening and writing it up.

I just can’t listen to him.

I was telling my coworker during his speech that I hadn’t realized how happy I was not hearing his fuck-ass voice for the past week

Trump: Black people are born to murder.

Every accusation an admission.

Yah, I was just gonna commend you for your ability and willingness to stomach it. I gave up long ago. Thank you for your service, and clear-eyed reporting! 💙

I turned it off after like two minutes of trying to live-skeet it.

Yeah, I couldn't hang and decided to come here to just chirp in the replies to her skeets because holy shit it's awful. He can't barely strong a coherent sentence together...

Thank you for suffering so not all the rest of America has to. Be sure to indulge in some self-care tonight. ❤️

Since 2020 I've made a point of avoiding hearing him directly talk to help maintain what little peace I can hold on to.

We respect and appreciate you taking this for us! I haven't been able to stand him for more than 0.3 seconds in months.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

So true. I frequently mute his ass even when John Oliver is putting tiny clips of him in the show.

double whammy of Trump and American's dumbest senator

He keeps repeating how much he wants to invade chicago but pritzker doesn't want that to happen and it would be nice if they could have a conversation about it but pritzker doesn't want to so he might just invade chicago anyway like on loop for the past few minutes and it's driving me crazy

Thanks for the updates so I wouldn't have to take psychic damage watching it myself.

Funny.. crime wasn’t bad before 8/11 and friends and I often walked to dinner.

It's getting worse with each 'briefing'.

he's talking a LOT about baltimore. a scary warning for the city. "they don't need housing, they need to get rid of the criminals"

Have to say on behalf of Philly I'm a little insulted that he never names us. How much more do we have to hate this guy to be worth invading?

His son in law is a slum lord owning some 90,000 apartments got sued for not maintaining them

Guess where some of them are/were??? (Some even inside City lines, plus a few just outside it in Baltimore County, including my old apartment, which I thankfully moved out of a couple years before he bought the place. A mess before he bought it so it can’t have gotten better since)

Mystery solved: He was missing because he binged “The Wire” this weekend.

🤣

"Born to be criminals" is very telling. Oh so Nazi of him

"Born to be criminals" shows how focused they are on incarcerating minority youth.

Next up after Chicago I'm guessing.

he's absolutely obsessed with chicago. literally begging pritzker to call him and invite him to illinois.

I hope T tries holding his breath waiting for that call.

It is no consolation i know, but this is increasingly how Trump is seen abroad. Take care all of you. youtube.com/shorts/sHtog...

📌

❤️

no don't do it they cannot enter your house unless you invite them

Trump:

Somebody had to say it

He can’t. We have an ordinance against Trump.

He isn't going to use the Guard in Chicago. He can send in ICE to round up the asylum seekers TX bussed to Chicago in winter at taxpayer expense. Perhaps Noem can dress up in fatigues and extra long eyelashes for selfies at the Bean in Grant Park?

Obama is from Chicago.

Pritzker should invite him and try to get him to walk around a lot

Johnson and Pritzker:

He waffles between saying he's gonna do it and asking to be invited so maybe that court ruling today derailed him a little.

trump says video of someone throwing stuff out of a white house window must've been AI because you can't open the windows and they're bulletproof and each weigh 600 pounds

Also saying that he personally would not throw things out of that window because there are cameras everywhere. Also that if something bad happened he would lie and say it was AI

Sasha Obama at age 7 opened one of those 600-lb windows. "First Lady Michelle Obama recalled that her daughter Sasha had opened her bedroom window shortly after the family had moved into the White House and "there were calls." Read More: www.grunge.com/300874/the-s...

No bottles of ketchup thrown out no windows here, boss!

This is such an unbelievably surreal moment, Peter Doocy is showing him the garbage bags being thrown out and he's like definitely AI, not possible, I feel like I'm at dinner with my grandparents

Oh so he’s a window guy now too

day 1 “get me the window stats of the complete complex…. Include the weights”

He is not just the president, he is also the facilities manager

That is, at least, something that he has tangential business experience in...... ; )

day 1 “get me the window stats of the complete complex…. Include the weights”

We need a net….over our skies….to control them…a …SkyNet maybe?

Wasn't it just someone throwing out trash from the remodel? Why even bother lie about this?

But a White House official contradicted that 4 hours ago. time.com/7313902/whit...

Hard to tell which is more likely – that Trump just made this up or that some staffers told him this because they’re worried he’d fall out a window otherwise.

"Fall out of a window", eh, Vladimir?

(there are sealed and bulletproof windows in the WH, but not all of them, and I have no idea which ones)

DB published a piece over an hour ago with a statement from WH that a contractor was doing maintenance. So are the windows sealed or are they not? www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-...

Tiny hands can’t open them.

That’s it exactly . Lol

that's what the told him so he didn't feel bad when he struggled opening the windows

Oh yeah, like he's ever opened a window

10 seconds later: “That’s the problem. If something really bad happens, they blame AI” That is 100% one of his confessions

day 1 “get me the window stats of the complete complex…. Include the weights”

This moment re the White House window was batshit. One person with Trump opined, “maybe it was someone doing renovations.” Glad the White House security is so secure. Is there any information as to whether this video was AI?

Well, thats a fat lie Ahhaha those windows arent bullet proof.

Actually prepared to believe that

The most protective bulletproof glass designed to stop .50 caliber rifle fire is 50 lbs per square foot. So unless the window is 12 square feet, he is once again talking out of his ass.

I seem to recall reading once that the Oval Office windows are built to stop 20mm. Not that it matters much here.

a 3' by 3' window isnt THAT outlandish and the frame is probably heavy as hell

12 square feet = 3ftx4ft. That’s not crazy.

"Look grandpa, here is the window video." When have you ever seen a reporter do this in the middle of whatever the hell this rambling word coleslaw is.

To be fair, Steve just wanted attention because no one was mean to him for like 10 minutes.

Doocy is on the JDs side now.

thank you for taking one for The Team™ doing this. Remember to self-care and burn some sage.

might burn my eardrums

Who picked the bag up??

that just confirms to me that he shat himself and threw the undies out the window in an attempt to be sneaky

That's not how double-hung windows work. These may be bulletproof, but they are operable.

At 11 this morning - “It was a contractor who was doing regular maintenance while the President was gone,” the White House official said in a statement in response to questions about the images." White House Explains Viral Video of Object Tossed From Window share.google/Tu9nGNXNg98n...

A “contractor”?? Are there NO security detail if the President is gone??

Hopefully they threw out all that fake gold shit in the oval office.

I'm stunned someone actually asked him about that

TRUMP: if you take away the tariffs we could be a third-world country

That's true!

A possibly infelicitous choice of words there.

There's a gentleman on tiktok doing a series about how the US is just 51 "third-world countries" in a trenchcoat.

Trump lying that they have collected “trillions and trillions of dollars in tariffs”

We're already are a third world country since January 20th.

Umm hmm omg, He’s a moron

We didn't have many tariffs last year, when we elected..moh, I get it now.

Ah yes, because paying double and tripple tax on literally everything, directly funneling all the money from the lower class to the upper historically doesn't result in the collapse of a na- *touches earpiece* ...hold on...

TRUMP: If you elect me for a third term we could be a Third Reich

It's important to remember that in pile of rancid oatmeal Trump uses for a brain, if you go to the supermarket and pay them 100 dollars in exchange for a bag of food, they have stolen 100 dollars from you.

Trump says we're gonna be announcing something "in two weeks" with regard to religious liberty

Great report, thank you for corresponding 🔥🔥🔥

He is going to rip apart and take his big poopy diaper to more of the first amendment of the constitution.

I was unaware that the First Amendment was suddenly considered defective or insufficient. What about not abridging the freedom of religion or establishing the same?

the Infrastructure Plan is 2wks out. Since Trump is such a failure, Biden did it and now that Trump is back, if it didn't get fixed Trump killed it, he was never going to do Infrastructure, it was always a lie to MAGA because the Trumputians in the Reich believe whatever he says.

Ruhrow

Oh man, I can’t wait. I love liberty.

"Also, Obama's REAL birth certificate will be released in two weeks!"

Two weeks.

oh... great

Two weeks… 🙄

Meaning everyone will have to recite Christian prayers in morning meetings....

I already have religious liberty

It's always two weeks. I bet he can only shit once every two weeks, and that's the only reason he remembers that time frame.

“Two weeks” like in The Money Pit

Um no thank you

ummmmmmmmmmmmm that's not great

so a week before the high holy days, seems great

I can't wait until he says Christianity is special and doesn't have to follow any laws at all.

just around the corner

Always 2 weeks with this shit-house innit.

Hey, it just occurred to me—maybe it's always been two weeks because he doesn't know if he'll be alive after that.

"two weeks." *DRINK!*

He mispronounced "hard right Christian".

"Adultery is no longer a sin so long as it's incest."

The end of it?

Fuck

He said "two weeks", everybody drink!

jerome "too late" powell

We’re gonna finally be liberated from religion?!?!?!?!? No? Damn.

👀

It’s always two weeks

well that's not terrifying at all

Ugh

Ah yes, the "two weeks" timeline. So that typically means "never".

Dammit, this just became a tesla earnings call.

Let's hope that means "never" in this case, like it did for healthcare and infrastructure.

Too weak?

Polygamy is legal again!

You are a 3rd-world country.

Wait. I’ve been in a third-world country until this year?

i mean the white house literally said it was a contractor time.com/7313902/whit...

Footage of an open window: "totally AI fake" Obviously photoshopped MS13 tattoo (for explanatory purposes): "completely legitimate"

is ....that true..?

600 pound windows.

day 1 “get me the window stats of the complete complex…. Include the weights”

Man I don't know my braincells are otherwise occupied, indestructible white house windows sounded almost plausible

If it's using the most modern tech that we've had for the last ten years of translucent aluminum, they would be bullet proof up to a medium rifle without being any heavier than storm rated double pain glass. Also there's constant sniper watch on the roof. Opening windows is fine.

Washington DC firefighters taking note... 😉

But he didn’t know we were speculating he was dead.

Wouldn’t it be a fire hazard to make the windows unable to open?

Michelle Obama said she didn't like living in the White House because the windows didn't open.

She said they weren’t 𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙙 to open the windows, which is a very different thing than the windows cannot be opened. She also said Sasha opened a window once and caused a big to-do as a result. So obviously anyone with the strength of a young girl can open the windows

Seems like a safety hazard if that be true.

This, of course, was the real purpose for deepfakes and GenAI: not to create convincing false images but to allow dismissal of true images.

youtube.com/clip/Ugkx78j...

Can't believe he admitted people died by the thousand in Italy due to covid as part of his "why we didn't tariff them [during an election year]".

"You just blame AI if you don't know. But this is AI." -Donald Trump

He’s afraid of Pritzker. You love to see it.

He must’ve watched Sinners during his hiatus

A lot of these racist MAGA types are from there because that's where Obama is from.

"but there's also a lot of NOT criminals in baltimore"

Thank you for doing it so that the rest of us don't have to. Your sacrifice is appreciated.

for years, I have tried to only ever read transcripts and secondhand accounts, so thank you for your service.

That’s why @atrupar.com wears a cape. He is a hero for our time.

Thank you for your service, truly

Thank you for making this sacrifice for us.

He sounds like James Austin Johnson playing Trump on SNL.

I couldn't even do it through Hasan commentary. He's the same as he's ever been (derogatory)

His voice is corrosive on so many levels. Lie after lie after lie dripping in battery acid.

It’s revolting.

🙏🏻 for you

He makes me physically ill and I'm just watching his mimics with the sound off. He's such a stupid cunt.

… is he including the homeless that were “removed” ? WHO were they? WHAT was done with them? WHERE are they now? Any investigative journalists out there❓

this was always how it was going to be i think. the drop in violent crime in american cities over the last three decades is illegible until trump can take credit for it. now we'll see an avalanche of takes pointing out how safe DC is "now" and it will all be attributed to him

He should stop trying to speak with authority about walking down streets, since he hasn’t done it in about 40 years.

People are going to dinner again!

Big lies are the method

Repeat the lies over and over, confidently, and you'll convince people...

DC is a goddamn ghost town right now.

He has zero proof of anything he says, and just makes numbers and ideas up as he goes.

Now he's announcing the things he isn't doing and can't actually do?

*rolls eyes* it's amazing how many lies he can pack into a single statement. they didn't "take over" los angeles, they were in a few places here! and we didn't need them at all! and i don't think the president unilaterally controls where the olympics are!

He's such an idiot, giving the IOC reasons to move the games. And even if you're not an Olympics fans, there are many US athletes who are excited about competing on home soil. It's 3 years out and a million things can happen in the meantime.

Based on what evidence? And they still might not happen there if foreigners don't want to come here.

He scares the hell out of me.

That's not really a threat.

Only Republican cities are America obviously.

Great-grandpa there is up past his naptime

Here comes the water again.

Straight out of his ass

If prayer works to stop gun violence, couldn't we all just send our thoughts and prayers to Chicago and LA and DC? Instead of troops?

Well, we know he’s insane.

obvious point, but Timothy McVeigh was a veteran

But you'd be asking teachers to potentially shoot their own students, so what is he suggesting recruiting only war criminals who didn't have a problem shooting kids in Afghanistan or Iraq?

There were armed guards at Columbine. The NRA claims that their presence saved some lives (this is exactly what I would expect them to say, it might even be true, and I have no idea how they conclude that).

Sure, veterans have never been responsible for mass shootings…

Your grandkids' schools first

Will never get over the lengths of stupidity some Americans will go to just to let them run around with a gun. I mean srsly, they are kinda boring lumps of metal when you get past how easy it is to kill other humans with them, and if you need to defend against the Government, try the ballot box