Unfortunately there are places on the internet where one can learn turn zucchini into bread which only a step away from making an assault sandwich.

I’m all for assault sandwiches too (although would generally prefer people to eat food instead of throwing it).

Fitting. I was just admiring my diptych "But, Muh Guns!". www.slashgraphics.com/studio/p/the...

Zucchini in oatmeal? No thanks.

Local woman would never put zucchini or raisins in oatmeal, she’s not a monster.

Is that a hi-coup poem..? 💙

Watch out for this transformation. Next we’ll have drive by squashes, getting kneecapped with asparagus, sleeping with pumpkins instead of fish.

Sounds like healthy crimes to me.

I think there's open carry for zucchini in Canada. You just never know when you're wandering around and someone starts making some chocolate cake or something and you just have to step in.

Be safe out there.

We lock our doors so the neighbors don't get in and leave zucchini on our counter.

My first thought is to ask you where are you getting hundreds of millions of zucchini at....but that's like seven successful zucchini plants worth

Exactly.

Minnesota woman accepts proposal, makes zucchini muffins, delivers comfort muffins to MPLS, after hearty breakfast of oatmeal.

Colorado progressive wakes up , thinks your idea would squash gun violence, hopes America follows suit, eats oatmeal.

Nicely done.

Zucchini attacks were rife when I was a child - overgrown gardens meant that unsuspecting shoppers returned to cars with zucchinis strewn across their backseats. True story. Small town problems. People actually started locking their cars on main street to avoid zucchini-geddon.

This is the only acceptable kind of violence (also killing spiders in your house).

Can we substitute with Bananas for those of us who hate zucchini 🙃

Sure, although you don't have to eat them if you don't want, just use for self defence etc.

It is the feel of zucchini I don't like. The peel has that textured that grosses me out. I'm weird, I know

Zucchini does feel super weird, I’m with you on that.

Right!

I like it tho it seems a bit cumber-some

My vote goes to zucchini for sure!