The scene at Andrew Cuomo's election night party, held in a very cavernous space on the fourth floor of the Carpenters Union Hall. There's a bar serving beer and wine ("donation-based") and a stage set up for an eventual speech. Polls close at 9 p.m.
That looks pretty broke ass.
This looks like that morbid Willy Wonka experience
Except even they didn't use garbage bags to cover the bar.
Reminds me of that Glasgow Willy Wonka thing lolol
Straight in my veins
I see they've spared no expense. They even splurged on the *big* garbage bags to put on the tables!
Those tablecloths look like garbage bags.
or body bags
Either way, appropriate.
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Here for the commentssssssss and yall do not disappoint
Do they have a ballpit
#neverforget
water for my parched hater soul. i will bask in the nourishment and live off this for another four weeks
Fifth floor used for immigration detention....?
"... You know who else was a Carpenter?"
At least they got the metal fold up chairs with the padded seats. I'm just sayin'!
you would think with all the billionaires donated to his campaign there would be more
That kid is too young to be working there and trusted as a voter.
Diamond Joe would be better than Cuomo
Quimby, Cuomo… let’s call the whole thing off
They couldn't even get decent tablecloths 💀
both a white AND a red NYC is BACK BABY 💰💰💰
Hope the ladies at this party are verrry careful with their glasses
All 1 of them.
Is she behind the sad intern?
She is the sad intern bsky.app/profile/c-so...
She's hiding from Cuomo.
Is “Donation-Based” the bar terms, or his campaign slogan?
it’s a whole way of life! #quidproquo
Lmao. So many spectacular NYC made beverages and this is what they drub out. Lazy takes effort.
It’s giving Willy Wonka Experience.
Please god, let this be a total embarrassment
You beat me to it 🤣
Really nice touch with the very crooked trash bag table covering.
I knew this meant Cuomo knew he was going to eat shit.
I came here to say it’s giving Willy Wonks Experience. So funny!
💀💀💀
Came here for this.
Same
Me four
Dammit beat me to it
For that kid's sake, I hope he's getting paid.
Image on the right: Is that how crypto coins are made?
Is he selling alcohol or providing it for free?
Came here for this!
If I’m paying for beer and wine, I’d like better choices than what they have there
Whose nephew got roped into this for "whatever's leftover"
loving how the one guy sitting down reserved a seat behind the gigantic pillar
All those chairs. Totally hopping party.
Are those trash bags spread on the tables? They're the exact same color and texture as the bag in the trash can right next to the table.
Wow more pics please. That is the worst decorated room I’ve ever seen.
about enough booze for those two guys so it seems all good to me
someone took down the "grope room" sign
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad, sad trombone. ♪♪♪
All that money and nobody bought a crowd!
Just put up a sandwich board saying “free beer”. It’s NYC, you’ll get a crowd.
Good idea, but I'd go with, "Pee Here," you want folks who are in desperate need.
Hahaha Cuomo the hater loser lost!
LMAO
Cheapskate can’t even have an open bar
The face of someone who is just like “I’m here, pay me”
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
Is this for real? I don't trust anything I see online any more. I've seen bigger parties for losing Dems in North Carolina. The black plastic tablecloths? The whole thing looks like some kind of frat house party.
lol wtf. Where did all the campaign money go?!?!
His lawyers.
His bank account
This is the one
I would have actually hired that Oompa Loompa girl for this.
Lol. Lmao, even.
love to see it
He looks like an NPC in an adventure game like grim Fandango and there's some sort of puzzle that you need to solve in order to get wine from this guy so that you can solve another puzzle
The trashbag tablecloths right next to a giant trashcan as if it's all trying to tell us something
LOLLLLLLLLLL BRO IS LIKE "IT WAS A JOB"
Starting to fill up a bit more here. Jessica Ramos, the Cuomo critic-turned-endorser, says she's "really hopeful" the relatively high turnout (it's on track to exceed 2021 levels) will actually help Cuomo, citing support from "communities of color, Latinos included."
Just the worst person
🤮
lol, eat a plate of shit with your buddy, Jessica.
Every single one there needs to be asked why they support a sexual predator. Because every single one there knows he is one, and no one cares. You don't get accused by 15 different women if you are a decent person. That just does not happen.
Kept woman?
She is just vile. Absolutely low.
Someone sounding like she’s owned.
Or sleeping with him? Who knows.
....oh homegirl.....
@jessicaramosqns.bsky.social I bet you wouldn't want to be in a room alone with Cuomo. You played yourself.
She's an embarrassment
🤡
She is a huge disappointment.
lmao
The scene at Cuomo's party as returns show Zohran Mamdani holding an early lead over the ex-gov. Still lots of votes to go.
*Demographically unrepresentative party
Hey there’s.. oh he’s a photographer…
Could be any episode of Friends.
Sad to see all those people there supporting a sexual predator
Looking like a marshmallow convention in there
@jessicaramosqns.bsky.social probably earned herself a primary opponent. 🤞
She's disgusting. Just gross. @jessicaramosqns.bsky.social
The drink table suggests they are expecting a crowd of about 3
Cover your drink
bartender's like, "i didn't rank him, but a paycheck is a paycheck"
that silly twink looks RIDICULOUS standing there. must have a rich daddy or something.
Those plastic table covers are WILD. Feral even.
why are they using garbage bags for tablecloths?
Looks like they're about to start carving pumpkins
LMFAOOOO
Whoops
the anticipation is palpable
Lmao cuomo’s election party looks like it’s being held in the backrooms
PVC Bedding in the bar is so appealing. Did Cuomo pick it out personally? laidtex.com/products/pvc...
Women had to get out of the before he did his usual SA on them!
Thanks for the cut open trash bag table cover guys
Classy
Table skirts for events usually run about $25/each, so think of the money they’re saving with garbage bags
I understand why you do it I just think it's funny having the trash can right next to the table so it's obvious
My tech meetups are more sophisticated than Cuomo's events. nice.
Fitting they are serving Coors - a right wing beer company with a storied history of union busting and religious nut baggery.
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well at least they got to put out the classy folding chairs
I'm sorry, this man get's $20 million in superPAC money and he can't cough up for an open bar at his own election night party?
Hey barkeep, cut black trash bags in half and use them as tablecloths so we don’t damage the 2 rented tables.
he stole the money, obviously
Are you nuts?! Hush money ain't cheap ya know! There's gotta be 6, maybe 7 young women he's paying not to come forward. Thats what 99% of most politicians funding really goes towards.
Did he do his own campaign signs in MS Word?
Couldn’t even get that garbage bag they’re using as a tablecloth to hang straight
I thought you mean full/real bar btw
It's cool. My point was just that it looked like a lame party.
He could have sprung for some balloons! Ooooh, he’s positioning himself as a champion of the working class here bc it’s just gonna be Union people and his rich donors will no where to be found
Real answer? Probably building regulations and what they’re legally allowed to serve.
It’s not an real event space, the union’s liability insurance probably doesn’t cover an injury or damages from someone being too intoxicated
um that is what event insurance is for
I’m just throwing stuff out there! Tbf I thought the OP meant a full bar
Real answer? People hate Andrew Cuomo
is there a regulation that says you have to ask for a donation instead of just giving it away for free?
I’m assuming that is going to end up mixed in with the bartender’s tips. And since it’s a union space there might be rules against tipping
I spot the Trash Bag Special table covers ayy (this is a joke I understand they are purchased in a 10 for $1.00 pack at dollar general)
This would never fly in Chicago. Even Rahm did better.
Oh no I forgot alt text! Alt Text: subject is a rectangular folding table covered in what appears to be a trash bag slit down the middle and haphazardly slapped across tabletop. On the table rests rows of empty plastic cups. Several have a inch of room temperature chardonnay. The vibe is ghostly.
There's a setting you can turn on that won't let you post images without alt text! Super useful
Thank you !!
Somebody find a photo of Eric Adams' 2021 election night party please.
tbf the most effective thing Adams did in his mayoralship is party.
As a West Coaster, I'm gonna miss the pure uncut wild on that guy.
He was more in Istanbul and Santo Domingo than he was in this country. He'll probably go party near you next
Naw, we are lame out here. He's a "but we were in international waters" kinda guy.
Are those…contractor bags….being used as tablecloths?!?
donate now to get your very own whole plastic airline cup of shitty tepid beer!
That bar is ready for Bain to return to Gotham
Sorry team, Bain’s not coming back Good luck if you wanted him to 😳 😷
bahahahaahhah
The tarps really make it. And the lighting.
The donor class tried to force this on us lol
