Andrew Cuomo's debuting a new campaign logo and slogan ("to build a new NYC") at his presser in Midtown, where he's expected to make a law enforcement-related announcement. His campaign says the logo's supposed to evoke both a rising sun and the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
Someone's graphic designer went to Greendale Or at least his AI stole it from someone that did
He owes Greendale Community College a royalty for ripping off their butthole flag
This looks like an incredibly depressing event, sorry reporters
It looks like half a butthole
Alternatively, image looks like half of the mouth of a giant leech:
Or the grabby hand of a lech
😂
I love this for him ❤️
Half an asshole for a whole asshole
the only place where the Statue of Liberty can be seen silhouetted by the rising sun is New Jersey, though
Why only 2 “news” in the slogan? Why not 3, 4 or 5?
It looks like half a butthole
Shai Hulud
I can tell Cuomo is using the same consultants who make logos for the AI companies, who themselves are probably using an AI model to come up with designs. The problem is that whoever makes these logos really likes buttholes: velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...
Serves them right for using goatsegpt
Cuomoatse 2025!
“Here we have a circle / Smooth and inoffensive / This will be the basis / For your revolution…” youtu.be/HXk-0_rETJ8
Izzy's sidegig. youtu.be/Wm8SMsmWCts?...
Hahahahahahaha
The butthole logos have invaded acronyms too. The Toronto Transit Commission renamed its fare inspectors to the legal term Provincial Offences Officer, and now people call them POOs.
A probing analysis!
Obligatory H.Y.C.Y.B.H. youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q?...
Wow.
It looks like a morningstar. The weapon, not the sun in the morning.
Looks like half a butthole.
When you mess with the packaging, it's because there's nothing in the box worth having.
goatse
Liberty and justice for all…unless you are “too woke”, not white, a woman, LGBT, working class, etc. (exceptions made for mega rich who can make big enough campaign contributions of course).
OH COME ON!
That is the laziest setup I’ve ever seen at the launch of a political campaign. He isn’t even phoning this in.
"Vote for Disgraced Former Governor Andrew Cuomo to build a new NYC"
“Whatever that other guy says, the opposite! Plus!”
The blandness of shrivel.
Goatse comments aside this looks depressing as all hell
cool
Good lord.. why won’t these old has beens go away! Take the lampshade off and just leave!
the logo looks like a sphincter....
The amount of money wasted on this run is criminal.
This is satire, right? Slogan: "to build a new NYC" Desired action: Vote for the old guy who got us here...
If you're explaining your campaign logo, the campaign's not off to a good start.
Looks like a rising anus
“Building a new NYC?” You were the mayor for like a decade, dude! It’s gonna be the exact same as the old NYC!
Nothing says "a fresh start" like an elderly career politician nepo baby
Internalizing “the best disinfectant is sunlight” but as a self own.
It looks like half a COVID-19 virus, maybe it's actually a reference to all the people he killed in a nursing home.
Because he's a great fan of Ghostbusters II, but has also been the ruin of many a poor boy.
Half an asshole is what that logo is
Nah
Looks like a sore sphincter
Not even to mention that the tagline is carpetbagger nonsense. We don't want a new NYC. We like NYC. Because we live here. We want it better.
Also, he doesn't have a single new idea. It's all more cops and the same old shit.
I'm sure most New Yorkers would be perfectly happy if he built a new New York City ... somewhere else. The current one seems pretty good minus the occasional sociopathic narcissist, whose staff has the graphic sensibility of your fourth grader's elementary school newsletter.
Fuck Cuomo. Not literally, though, we don't want sex pests breeding.
The sun's getting real low for this motherfucker.
Sex pest anus
I can only be so sad that the political consultants who are milking Cuomo are also bad at their jobs.
Kinda looks like they're doing it on purpose
“I hear blue and orange are HOT”
It's a mine
And the stage looks like a submarine
the groperner's search for voters has lead him to an answer, but he has yet to discover the question, which is
That’s half a balloon knot, which is a bit misleading, because he’s a complete asshole
...a new new york city... he's so bad so this
> The Statue of Liberty Is he gonna sexually harass her too?
New New York City! Looking forward to pneumatic tube travel.
The jokes write themselves.
That is 100% a butthole.
👨🦳 the old status quo establishment insist on how new he is
Andrew Cuolo?
Gotta love when someone who's already been in charge is like "this sucks, actually!"
lol spending 1974738 %%% more on cops!
That looks like an aquatic mine
Andrew Cuomo's new campaign logo looks like a floating mine. Appropriate.
“We’ve tried giving more money to the NYPD. But I say it’s time to try giving EVEN MORE money to the NYPD.”
All Cuomo has to offer are lies about crime.
The Logoatse Phenomenon continues.
That font though. It’s really terrible.
Looks like corporate art basura
Also evokes the Today Show.
A new NYC with an entrenched, corrupt asshole. What could go wrong?
Oh is he gonna surrender to the authorities
Why didn’t he do this as Governor before resigning in disgrace?
Is that all he could find on canva?
A new logo is not going to distract anyone from who and what he is.
That was what the people who created that logo said about when they came up with it back in the 1970s.
They should have just depicted the entire asshole for accuracy
Why doesn’t he just go with the obvious? Works on so many levels : “Cuomo: He won’t take NO for an answer”
Cuomo is Netanyahu's lawyer defending him from ICC charges of war crimes & crimes against humanity. That symbol looks more like Netanyahu's eye & eyelashes searching NYC. NYPD has an intelligence office in Tel Aviv police station, so it's not hard to do. Cuomo will protect Bibi over New Yorkers.
That is absolutely half a blown out butt hole
Looks like half an asshole to me. A promise to do better?
Zohran Mamdani with his peasant squad is about to banish Cuomo to Long Island.
Because he hates the city. Ppl who live here don't want a different city. They want it to work for them and not for ppl like Cuomo who again neither live here nor like it.
Cuomoatse 2025!
Cuomo is an anti-building NIMBY
the logo looks like an asshole
"I have no policies to help people, so here's some jingoism. Give me money and power." - Andrew Cuomo, sex predator.
#CuoNO
BEHOLD: DELTA CITY
Well, Zohran's doing New New New York City
Cuomo to unveil a new commission dedicated to determining how many points are actually on the crown of the statue of liberty. Will dissolve the commission after lady liberty gets talking about her past experiences with the former governor.
A lame powerpoint.
His campaign continues to be upstate carpetbagging nonsense. We don't want an outsider to build a NEW city. We love our city. We want it better. He'll never get it.
Where are the going to build a whole new city? New Jersey?
The cloud
Like New Coke!
I see Andrew’s trying to pour new wine into his sad old wine skins Feels like watching Willie Loman.
He does look rather like an empty skin of wine. All wrinkly and flaccid.
Ah yes, nothing says "visionary leadership and change" like just phoning it in with Calibri, the default PowerPoint font.
But how about that all caps italics use for the word “new”! /s
He’s honoring his Italian heritage 🙄
Seattle was originally meant to be New New York, so I guess Cuomo needs to change it to new New New York?
NYC 2
In whose backyard will this new New York City be built? Cuomo's voters have made it pretty clear it's in not theirs.
Cuomo's proposing to expand the NYPD's controversial Strategic Response Group, which Mamdani has suggested disbanding & replacing with a unit that's more squarely focused on responding to dangerous situations like hostage dramas. He says he'd add 400 new SRG cops over 4 years.
Machines don't tire or get hungry. They don't ask for days off or raises!
Wait... "formed to address COUNTER-terrorism threats"? So their job is to prevent counter-terrorism whenever it... threatens... terrorists?
SRG are terrorists in uniform.
Who the fuck cares, why bother spreading this asshole's talking points
Well, props, I guess, for giving us a clear choice: Doubling down on past failures or a new approach? Andy says double down!
I heard some of the audio from this point—Cuomo said the city needs to do this because the protests “are only going to get worse.” ✊️
Let's hope they do.
Sure doesn't sound like he approves of protesting against the T***p regime.
I guess predator solidarity is stronger than party loyalty
Loyalty to multi-billionaires is also a big factor, I'm sure.
That guy can't take no for an answer
Dozens of women would say the same
How is repeating more of the same new?
The next slide will say Cuomo's gonna charge MORE for buses to contrast Mamdani's free bus proposal.
He will make the city less affordable, I know that much.
ugggghghh
I'm sure I've seen New New York foretold in some places. futurama.fandom.com/wiki/New_New...
i'm sorry you have to cover this loser!
ok now mirror the circle and put a line like a ring on a finger on the left hand side
Looks like shark teeth
Love how neither the typeface nor the actual slogan match on the two signs, well done
Take that back!
Isn’t Rising Sun the name of the Greek fascist party?
Except only the setting sun is silhouetted by Lady Liberty. He'd know that if he actually lived here.
Looks really similar to a Jewish day school logo that’s in Rockville, MD
Half a COVID-19 virus (Cuomo sent the olds who were infected to die in nursing homes). Or a naval mine (could be repurposed for use by woman (to float near them and explode Cuomo's hand when he tries to touch them unlawfully).
Lady Liberty would need to get a restraining order against Cuomo to stop him from trying to put his hand under her dress/robe.
Dude who sexually assaulted multiple women (and who was touchy-feely with women in his announcement video (he touched one woman without consent in the video)), maybe shouldn't bring up women gratuitously (eg, Lady Liberty).
Oh, thank God. "To build a new NYC" plastered next to that withered alligator of a face will generate the laugh riot he deserves.
Rising sun? More like rising moon amirite?
If you squint just right it has a certain "Planet of the Apes" vibe.
Looks like an anus
"...the logo's supposed to evoke both a rising sun and the crown of the Statue of Liberty." To me it's evoking the rubber cover over my garbage disposal. Hmmm. That may actually be a very appropriate logo after all.
A Better Tomorrow, Today.
Goatse?
Condolences to “Status Quo, Mo touching” and “Cuomo feels you.” There’s always the next Cuomo.
It's an anus. Just like him
Not with that font.
Counterpoint: it looks like a butthole shitting out the word “Cuomo”
Go away, Cuomo.
He looks like he's alone in a small room. Low ceiling energy
The fuck is that nasty font?
It's giving real Bloomberg 2020 energy, not gonna lie...
What a creepy sore loser he is
Always and eternally. I have a t-shirt and two hoodies from the Vonnegut museum with that drawing on them.
I have one of the T-shirts. A lady saw it and asked me if it was a “chaos star”. “Uh…it’s Kurt Vonnegut’s asshole, but I’m not sure if he ever named it.”
I usually just say it's an asterisk, but I do emphasize the 'assss' part.
Here is my picture of angry asshole.
*an
Gape for Cuomo
Cuomo with Fomo
So a guy named Andrew is envisioning a New City with a logo of a crown? Where did I see that before? 🤔 Probably nothing bad can come out of this...
It's so nazi
More like Andrew Culomo.
STOP
Cuomo needs to go away.
This was my immediate first thought.
Same!
I know people are saying it looks like a butthole but the only part here that screams butthole to me is the word “Cuomo”
That whole setup is giving lonely-Ron-Paul vibes, it's good they're willing to venture back into classic loser meme territory like that~
He's grabbing liberty with both hands and holding it open for all New Yorkers to step through it.
Looks like a buthole. I wonder what kind of build animations his slides have.
A new NYC. Sounds a LOT like make America great type stuff. Will it be called NNYC? What is the new part? Cops, cops, and more cops.
Did you know pig anus is often served instead of calamari? Maybe that’s the new Cuomo brand.
Pretty sure that’s half a ring that’s left on the neck of a 20-oz soft drink when you twist the cap off.
Law enforcement-related? Oh man, it's like he wants to be compared to Trump in a one-to-one for Democrats and independents.
his logo looks like an asshole, which is totally appropriate branding
"Ladies and Gentlemen (but especially you ladies...) I am back from a refreshing vacation after being forced to resign in disgrace. I can't wait to build a new NYC with anyone who is still willing to even talk to me...)
Also, if I don't win (again) I'm moving to Florida!!! That's how much I love here. Or how much I hate Zohran "Mangdami"
He lost. Big. But still refuses to understand that "no" means "no"
