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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social

guess who has california diarrhea. not it isn't me. it's minipan

aug 31, 2025, 4:17 am • 377 6

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social

on such a summers day?

aug 31, 2025, 4:22 am • 44 0 • view
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social

🎶 all the shits are brown

sep 1, 2025, 3:16 am • 8 0 • view
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social

🎶California ‘Rrhea🎶

aug 31, 2025, 4:26 am • 42 1 • view
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Sid Financy @sidfinancy.bsky.social

I’m thinking maybe to the tune of California Über Alles.

aug 31, 2025, 6:17 am • 24 1 • view
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back to saying I’m Jesse @killgoldfish.bsky.social

now it is 1984 splat splat at your cat door

aug 31, 2025, 9:16 pm • 11 0 • view
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squidinkparfait.bsky.social @squidinkparfait.bsky.social

It's the suede-denim vet techies They're coming for your unspayed niece

sep 1, 2025, 2:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social

Lol

sep 1, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social

she’s going to love the sun here

aug 31, 2025, 8:44 am • 6 0 • view
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drama @withdrama.bsky.social

Impossible

aug 31, 2025, 5:51 am • 1 0 • view
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gammeldags.bsky.social @gammeldags.bsky.social

Is that like California pizza kitchen, distinct from other pizza kitchens

sep 1, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
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ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 @shuchancellor.online

Poor baby 🖤

aug 31, 2025, 4:21 am • 7 0 • view
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bobby w. @bbbobbb.bsky.social

its only diarrhea if its from the diarrhea region of france. In california, its called California Loose Stool

aug 31, 2025, 5:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social

excellent choice of both chairs and cats

sep 1, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
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🌋Interesting Times Fan🌪 @ryangunther.bsky.social

Is California diarrhea like a California king mattress (longer but not as wide)?

sep 1, 2025, 3:23 am • 1 0 • view
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social

no not on my herman miller

aug 31, 2025, 8:43 am • 12 0 • view
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Kozu @kozufox.bsky.social

Justifiable reaction tbh

aug 31, 2025, 4:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr. Gay Idiot, PhD @evan-tuality.bsky.social

I’d rather have diarrhea in California than be alive in Arizona

aug 31, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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MasterBismuth @masterbismuth.bsky.social

In transit or upon arrival?

aug 31, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
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William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social

hopefully not on the aeron

aug 31, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social

Minipan and Stripey!

aug 31, 2025, 4:18 am • 4 0 • view
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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social

stripey is mercifully diarrhea free

aug 31, 2025, 4:18 am • 10 0 • view
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Doordash Rendar @cambrianera.radical.town

damn diarrhea...

aug 31, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social

Welcome to California Minnie and Stripey (also the human guy I guess)

aug 31, 2025, 7:55 am • 5 0 • view
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no gods, no mods @hollowmirth.bsky.social

*Sigh* All the leaves are brown….

aug 31, 2025, 4:19 am • 7 0 • view
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social

gonna use this next time i have to teach biased sources

sep 1, 2025, 3:23 am • 6 0 • view
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Eric @ejmaron.bsky.social

"California diarrhea" makes it sound like mini ate your stash of weed and is now shitting it out uncontrollably

aug 31, 2025, 4:19 am • 3 0 • view
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Eric @ejmaron.bsky.social

Some of it's Maui Wowee, but most of it's tabby, man

Cheech and Chong passing a comically large joint while riding in a car
aug 31, 2025, 4:21 am • 1 0 • view
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L @banalplay.bsky.social

me

sep 1, 2025, 3:19 am • 14 0 • view
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Paul Smenis 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social

Come out to the coast, we’ll have a poo splats

aug 31, 2025, 4:26 am • 4 0 • view
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tacos el chismoso 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social

are we gonna see you around sf hell dude?

aug 31, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Moochy The Cat @moochydacat.bsky.social

All the leaves are brown. #minipapas and #minimamas

aug 31, 2025, 4:42 am • 1 0 • view
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worm @afraidofwhatineed.bsky.social

is that diarrhea but only when you smoke weed

sep 1, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Moxd @m0xd.bsky.social

California Diarrhea is a kickass name for a band

aug 31, 2025, 5:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Danni C @aussieplantdragon.bsky.social

Stress poos are real. Me and my cat sync up haha

aug 31, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Pope Corky IX @popecorkyix.bsky.social

Your "i don't have california diarrhea" post is raising questions already answered by your post

sep 1, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view