true hit king (@pablosanchez.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
im jeff computers
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jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
im a trump health truther
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
hes definitely incapacitated
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah her sister was the lead singer for a relatively successful band (the lunachicks) but lightning did not strike twice for the sisters kogan
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
no really awful thrash/punk stuff. they got away with playing a few shows, but only just barely, because they were good looking and cool
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i stay in my lane
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
my friend had a band called touched by an uncle
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't like all the BBQ smell
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you for your attention to this matter!
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
that's my facebook status
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
i hear that snake oil stuff is supposed to be pretty good for you
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
im the porno sheik
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
i didn't like this part tho
Prof. Farhana Sultana (@farhanasultana.com) reposted
FFS, the NYT has been a genocidal mouthpiece for nearly 2 years. You buried your reputation in the graves of Gaza. Eat dirt
Staring@TheAbyss (@tommysalami420.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
where is "slash tuition by at least 75%"
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
calling fake on this one sorry
ITYSL memes 💦🥩 (@ityslmemes.com) reposted
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i told her to practice writing prompts in chatGPT to give her a reading list on stoicism and recommend a nootropic stack. anyway im single now
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
i caught my girlfriend reading a book about feminism. i explained to her that this bigoted ideology was actually bringing her down, because it teaches her that the patriarchy is to blame for all her problems instead of taking personal responsibility for her outcomes.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
those are the failing organs they just cut out of him to put new ones in
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
'It's not that Bluesky is important but I'm specifically namedropping that social media platform' Gotta say tho any Dems who listen to this gambling addict are gonna get what you deserve.
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
people not knowing how video and images work really drive a whole class of content online
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
he had a stroke
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road
Alex P. 👹 (@saddestrobots.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
now they're just like "there was a journalist at the hospital"
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
it's like how for the first few hospital bombings they had to come up with some fake evil lair 3D walkthrough, then the excuses get more and more half-assed and then it's just hey they bombed the last functioning hospital and didn't even mention why
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i loved all the oafs who for so long draped themselves in photos of the hostages, fetterman and all of them. why won't hamas release the hostages, the hostages. the hostages!! does anyone even halfheartedly talk about the hostages anymore
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
they're spending more time and money on plans for turning gaza into a coastal resort for pedophiles than they are on plans to rescue the hostages
back to saying I’m Jesse (@killgoldfish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
abattoir even
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
dc was an abbatoir, a kill box, the streets ran red with the blood of innocent whites. but now it's a paradise, took less than a day to fix it! im a genius
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
it's great when the existential problems you profess to care about are illusory and vibes-based, because then you can solve them effortlessly
Sid Financy (@sidfinancy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I’m thinking maybe to the tune of California Über Alles.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
they call me, "doctor worm"
Assignment Understander (@90sslowjamz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
🎶California ‘Rrhea🎶
852dude (@852dude.bsky.social) reposted
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
stripey is mercifully diarrhea free
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
guess who has california diarrhea. not it isn't me. it's minipan
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
can confirm
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
There are mice and rats in literally every restaurant. All of them. I've worked in probably 10 restaurants and bars in my lifetime. Fact of life when you when you're working with and throw out that much food every day.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
glad to hear that president trump is not, in fact, dead. but the concerns about his declining health are very real, and very alarming. compare this picture of him just a few weeks ago to this picture of him today. shocking
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
my sources have confirmed that donald j trump has died
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
donald trump has died
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
it's like how jordan peterson says "bloody" all the time
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
wee bigot lmao
J.R. (@jrbolt.bsky.social) reposted
EPIC TROLLING: Newsom Touches Trump with Mycelial Strand, Transforms Into Perfect Replica, Indistinguishable Even at Atomic Level
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
they're slipping trump arsenic
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted
These are the words of a lunatic who does not belong in government, much less as our nation's top health official. It is dangerous to allow him to oversee ALL federal health research and public health infrastructure. It is never too late to do the right thing. Fire RFK Jr.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i skimmed the story and thought you guys were being a little harsh and then i got to the end where she evicted her lolol what
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
"this should calm everyone down!"
more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted
Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
good men create hard times hard times create douche bags douche bags create good times goos times x-rays cart mines
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i think you can see this happen a lot, another form of this is with immigrants who get here and become anti-immigration. i think there's a way that overcoming hardships can make some people nihilistic
Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted
Look at Friedland's face when Torres "rejects the notion" of Israel having the policy of killing civilians seeking aid.
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
my lady immediately subscribed to the patreon 30 minutes into the most recent one when i put it on
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah i love that channel
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i think it's a group of people -- not sure who! -- but yes
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
jesus christ youtu.be/vfxG9R5Sa30
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
100%. open question about whether he knows though lmao
Tegiminis (@tegiminis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He's always been the deep state guy imo. I know he talks about draining the swamp or whatever but he's like the most "intelligence agency asset" anybody has ever been I think lmao
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
its fun to kind of try and clock who is as stupid as he is and who is just playing along. i suspect that a lot of them think they are playing along but in actuality are in fact just as stupid as he is (see eg vance, jd)
susie (@creepysusie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
theres people like noem who I personally figure are simply as numbskulled as him and don't feel embarrassed by it at all, but then there's others who i figure find it excruciating to have to humor and flatter him all the time. but they do it because they see him as candy to voters. also money
metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) reposted
Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
"they're calling it the trump kennedy center"
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
this is also how you know that most of your fever dreams and conspiracy theories about the CIA and what have you are fake. in a cool country with a competent "deep state" this guy would have already been hit with the heart attack gun
Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
thankfully we have 9 wise sages whose job it is to set him straight regarding his constitutional role
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
yes and it stinks!!!
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
he also has the mind of a child (i stopped 7, no actually 10 wars). its really embarrassing for everyone. someday i would like to live in a country governed by a person with a basic understanding of public service, who also has done grocery shopping or gotten an oil change
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
i keep saying this but donald trump has a child's notion of what a president does, and to work for him now you have to share that view (see eg kash patel's book portraying him as a king beset by traitors). he thinks he gets to decide everything anywhere
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah but its about my cat so it goes min MIN min min min min min
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
governor of ohio or whatever state is sending the invasion forces gonna get himself coup d'etated
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
these guys had to leave their jobs managing a home depot to do this shit for 29 days. christ what a humiliation for all involved
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
i wrote some lyrics to the star trek original series theme song
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
i had some friends who went to the former ussr after the collapse a la taibbi etc and i sometimes would wonder how crazy that was. well now i get to experience the collapse of a social order without leaving my home
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
i used to love the adam curtis film "hypernormalisation" - but then it happened to me
Gary Alexander (@garyalexander.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
sure ill take a stab at it: someone whose only politics is "frictionless consumption"
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
do we have a clear and comprehensive definition of "treatlerite" yet? i feel that this is an important word right now
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
one thing we're really lacking is a bunch of lazy guys who've never worked a real job in their lives telling us how to manage the optics and messaging of the same old democratic policies. if there were only guys who could tell us the right way to say the same old thing! this is why we lose
✨trash✨ (@dollarpbr.gay) reposted
we’ve truly entered the american century of humiliation
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
been suckin on that gorilla mind
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)
ive got the gorilla mindset
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
it's fuckin enormous. studio let boyle go absolutely nuts on this one
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
they said the virus was like a steroid for some people. but i thought steroids made your pp small
jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry. should *of