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jeff computers

@helldude.bsky.social

im jeff computers

created April 28, 2023

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Profile picture true hit king (@pablosanchez.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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2/9/2025, 2:25:36 AM | 167 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

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2/9/2025, 2:19:44 AM | 201 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

im a trump health truther

2/9/2025, 2:17:40 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

hes definitely incapacitated

2/9/2025, 2:04:58 AM | 461 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah her sister was the lead singer for a relatively successful band (the lunachicks) but lightning did not strike twice for the sisters kogan

2/9/2025, 2:03:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted

can't even look at my shrek porn without her staring at me

Little bella Bampinella staring in consternation
2/9/2025, 1:54:11 AM | 253 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

no really awful thrash/punk stuff. they got away with playing a few shows, but only just barely, because they were good looking and cool

2/9/2025, 1:49:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i stay in my lane

2/9/2025, 1:47:36 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

my friend had a band called touched by an uncle

2/9/2025, 1:47:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't like all the BBQ smell

2/9/2025, 1:44:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you for your attention to this matter!

2/9/2025, 1:43:02 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

that's my facebook status

2/9/2025, 1:41:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

i hear that snake oil stuff is supposed to be pretty good for you

2/9/2025, 1:41:16 AM | 181 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

im the porno sheik

2/9/2025, 1:32:17 AM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

i didn't like this part tho

1/9/2025, 11:10:25 PM | 283 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Perry Bible Fellowship (@pbfcomics.bsky.social) reposted

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7/12/2024, 1:22:53 AM | 7612 1643 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Perry Bible Fellowship (@pbfcomics.bsky.social) reposted

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9/12/2024, 5:01:09 PM | 1422 272 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prof. Farhana Sultana (@farhanasultana.com) reposted

FFS, the NYT has been a genocidal mouthpiece for nearly 2 years. You buried your reputation in the graves of Gaza. Eat dirt

1/9/2025, 10:49:16 PM | 541 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Staring@TheAbyss (@tommysalami420.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

1/9/2025, 10:45:05 PM | 210 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

where is "slash tuition by at least 75%"

1/9/2025, 10:45:29 PM | 273 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:40:52 PM | 108 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

calling fake on this one sorry

1/9/2025, 10:32:19 PM | 194 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ITYSL memes 💦🥩 (@ityslmemes.com) reposted

1/9/2025, 9:34:09 PM | 920 162 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i told her to practice writing prompts in chatGPT to give her a reading list on stoicism and recommend a nootropic stack. anyway im single now

1/9/2025, 8:26:50 PM | 336 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

i caught my girlfriend reading a book about feminism. i explained to her that this bigoted ideology was actually bringing her down, because it teaches her that the patriarchy is to blame for all her problems instead of taking personal responsibility for her outcomes.

1/9/2025, 8:25:23 PM | 354 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

those are the failing organs they just cut out of him to put new ones in

1/9/2025, 7:33:41 PM | 257 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

'It's not that Bluesky is important but I'm specifically namedropping that social media platform' Gotta say tho any Dems who listen to this gambling addict are gonna get what you deserve.

1/9/2025, 7:30:24 PM | 351 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 6367 1751 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

people not knowing how video and images work really drive a whole class of content online

1/9/2025, 6:01:30 PM | 134 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

he had a stroke

1/9/2025, 5:55:53 PM | 358 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nelly (@latenightnelly.bsky.social) reposted

How I’m trynna be

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1/9/2025, 3:51:26 AM | 149 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

im constantly getting flagged down to help women victims of domestic violence by the side of the road

31/8/2025, 11:01:41 PM | 966 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex P. 👹 (@saddestrobots.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

now they're just like "there was a journalist at the hospital"

31/8/2025, 10:35:39 PM | 112 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

it's like how for the first few hospital bombings they had to come up with some fake evil lair 3D walkthrough, then the excuses get more and more half-assed and then it's just hey they bombed the last functioning hospital and didn't even mention why

31/8/2025, 10:33:09 PM | 191 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i loved all the oafs who for so long draped themselves in photos of the hostages, fetterman and all of them. why won't hamas release the hostages, the hostages. the hostages!! does anyone even halfheartedly talk about the hostages anymore

31/8/2025, 10:31:29 PM | 205 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

they're spending more time and money on plans for turning gaza into a coastal resort for pedophiles than they are on plans to rescue the hostages

31/8/2025, 10:29:35 PM | 475 59 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture back to saying I’m Jesse (@killgoldfish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Part of the answer involves ideology, organizing, personalities: the stuff of conventional political history. But there’s another, more mystical part. As Nikita Khrushchev once said to Richard Nixon, “If the people believe there’s an imaginary river out there, you don’t tell them there’s no river there. You build an imaginary bridge over the imaginary river.” Ronald Reagan built bridges like that.
31/8/2025, 10:20:06 PM | 70 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

abattoir even

31/8/2025, 10:18:43 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

dc was an abbatoir, a kill box, the streets ran red with the blood of innocent whites. but now it's a paradise, took less than a day to fix it! im a genius

31/8/2025, 10:18:09 PM | 128 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

it's great when the existential problems you profess to care about are illusory and vibes-based, because then you can solve them effortlessly

31/8/2025, 10:16:19 PM | 189 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sid Financy (@sidfinancy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m thinking maybe to the tune of California Über Alles.

31/8/2025, 6:17:02 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

they call me, "doctor worm"

31/8/2025, 9:15:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Assignment Understander (@90sslowjamz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

🎶California ‘Rrhea🎶

31/8/2025, 4:26:05 AM | 42 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 852dude (@852dude.bsky.social) reposted

The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.

The Toxic Avenger had his life upended by unexpected medical debt. So, instead i another big marketing stunt to promote the movie, Cineverse has partnered with ational nonprofit Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5M in medical debt for those families least able to pay. AND... for every $1M The Toxic Avenger makes at the box office, we'll erase another $1M. ogether, we can reduce the burden medical debt. Because we only need one Toxic Avenger. Learn more about Undue's model at the link below and get tickets for THE TOXIC AVENGER now! https://unduemedicaldebt.org/mission-and history/
28/8/2025, 11:59:44 AM | 5408 1821 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

look at this magnificent dog I saw

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31/8/2025, 4:19:38 AM | 313 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

stripey is mercifully diarrhea free

31/8/2025, 4:18:56 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

guess who has california diarrhea. not it isn't me. it's minipan

31/8/2025, 4:17:29 AM | 378 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Georgia quarterback Gunner Stockton?

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30/8/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 223 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerad Walker (@jeradwalker.bsky.social) reposted

LORE KING

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30/8/2025, 8:47:40 PM | 711 88 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

can confirm

30/8/2025, 7:30:01 PM | 41 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

There are mice and rats in literally every restaurant. All of them. I've worked in probably 10 restaurants and bars in my lifetime. Fact of life when you when you're working with and throw out that much food every day.

30/8/2025, 6:18:19 PM | 686 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

glad to hear that president trump is not, in fact, dead. but the concerns about his declining health are very real, and very alarming. compare this picture of him just a few weeks ago to this picture of him today. shocking

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30/8/2025, 7:12:59 PM | 620 50 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:51:12 AM | 570 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

my sources have confirmed that donald j trump has died

30/8/2025, 4:44:40 AM | 481 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted

donald trump has died

29/8/2025, 10:48:34 PM | 2216 222 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 福武 忍 (@shinobun.bsky.social) reposted

飼い主が夕方のウェットを出すの忘れがちなので、圧強め。

飼い主に付き纏い見つめ続ける濃灰色猫。
28/8/2025, 8:39:47 AM | 91 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

it's like how jordan peterson says "bloody" all the time

29/8/2025, 2:44:05 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

wee bigot lmao

29/8/2025, 2:13:54 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture J.R. (@jrbolt.bsky.social) reposted

EPIC TROLLING: Newsom Touches Trump with Mycelial Strand, Transforms Into Perfect Replica, Indistinguishable Even at Atomic Level

29/8/2025, 1:02:11 AM | 657 154 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

they're slipping trump arsenic

29/8/2025, 2:08:59 AM | 403 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 2:05:52 AM | 225 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted

These are the words of a lunatic who does not belong in government, much less as our nation's top health official. It is dangerous to allow him to oversee ALL federal health research and public health infrastructure. It is never too late to do the right thing. Fire RFK Jr.

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28/8/2025, 7:35:21 PM | 1626 388 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i skimmed the story and thought you guys were being a little harsh and then i got to the end where she evicted her lolol what

28/8/2025, 4:36:38 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

"this should calm everyone down!"

28/8/2025, 4:40:52 AM | 996 147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) reposted

Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about

13/10/2024, 4:10:51 AM | 1050 144 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

good men create hard times hard times create douche bags douche bags create good times goos times x-rays cart mines

28/8/2025, 12:48:09 AM | 167 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i think you can see this happen a lot, another form of this is with immigrants who get here and become anti-immigration. i think there's a way that overcoming hardships can make some people nihilistic

28/8/2025, 12:45:12 AM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emissary Of Night | ليلى (@diplomatofnight.com) reposted

Look at Friedland's face when Torres "rejects the notion" of Israel having the policy of killing civilians seeking aid.

28/8/2025, 12:21:05 AM | 1990 451 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

my lady immediately subscribed to the patreon 30 minutes into the most recent one when i put it on

28/8/2025, 12:34:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah i love that channel

28/8/2025, 12:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i think it's a group of people -- not sure who! -- but yes

27/8/2025, 9:19:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

jesus christ youtu.be/vfxG9R5Sa30

27/8/2025, 9:17:55 PM | 84 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

100%. open question about whether he knows though lmao

27/8/2025, 6:58:30 PM | 85 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tegiminis (@tegiminis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He's always been the deep state guy imo. I know he talks about draining the swamp or whatever but he's like the most "intelligence agency asset" anybody has ever been I think lmao

27/8/2025, 6:58:00 PM | 97 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

its fun to kind of try and clock who is as stupid as he is and who is just playing along. i suspect that a lot of them think they are playing along but in actuality are in fact just as stupid as he is (see eg vance, jd)

27/8/2025, 6:57:18 PM | 451 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture susie (@creepysusie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

theres people like noem who I personally figure are simply as numbskulled as him and don't feel embarrassed by it at all, but then there's others who i figure find it excruciating to have to humor and flatter him all the time. but they do it because they see him as candy to voters. also money

27/8/2025, 6:55:48 PM | 119 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture metal dot txt (@metaltxt.bsky.social) reposted

Check this shit out motherfucker *embargoes own country*

 UNITED KINGDOM GERMANY LITHUANIA LIECHTENSTEIN FRANCE ESTONIA NETHERLANDS ITALY POLAND CZECH REPUBLIC SLOVENIA SWITZERLAND BOSNIA & AUSTRIA THAILAND: HERZEGOVINA NORWAY SINGAPORE GREECE SWEDEN SOUTH KOREA SPAIN DENMARK INDIA ANDORRA BELGIUM AUSTRALIA PORTUGAL FINLAND JAPAN MALTA LATVIA NEW ZEALAND PACKAGE CARRIERS SUSPENDING SHIPMENTS TO U.S. 00 THEPRICE YOl PAys SOME MAIL CARRIERS STOP SHIPMENTS TO U.S.
27/8/2025, 4:31:55 PM | 7460 2535 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

"they're calling it the trump kennedy center"

27/8/2025, 6:53:40 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

this is also how you know that most of your fever dreams and conspiracy theories about the CIA and what have you are fake. in a cool country with a competent "deep state" this guy would have already been hit with the heart attack gun

27/8/2025, 6:52:24 PM | 324 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

thankfully we have 9 wise sages whose job it is to set him straight regarding his constitutional role

27/8/2025, 6:39:57 PM | 246 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

yes and it stinks!!!

27/8/2025, 6:40:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

he also has the mind of a child (i stopped 7, no actually 10 wars). its really embarrassing for everyone. someday i would like to live in a country governed by a person with a basic understanding of public service, who also has done grocery shopping or gotten an oil change

27/8/2025, 6:38:57 PM | 414 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

i keep saying this but donald trump has a child's notion of what a president does, and to work for him now you have to share that view (see eg kash patel's book portraying him as a king beset by traitors). he thinks he gets to decide everything anywhere

27/8/2025, 6:36:38 PM | 735 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah but its about my cat so it goes min MIN min min min min min

27/8/2025, 6:30:28 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

governor of ohio or whatever state is sending the invasion forces gonna get himself coup d'etated

27/8/2025, 6:29:25 PM | 224 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

these guys had to leave their jobs managing a home depot to do this shit for 29 days. christ what a humiliation for all involved

27/8/2025, 6:27:44 PM | 689 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted

National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC

26/8/2025, 10:22:56 PM | 9595 2651 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

i wrote some lyrics to the star trek original series theme song

27/8/2025, 6:24:40 PM | 113 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

i had some friends who went to the former ussr after the collapse a la taibbi etc and i sometimes would wonder how crazy that was. well now i get to experience the collapse of a social order without leaving my home

27/8/2025, 6:21:23 PM | 180 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

i used to love the adam curtis film "hypernormalisation" - but then it happened to me

27/8/2025, 6:19:08 PM | 261 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gary Alexander (@garyalexander.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

sure ill take a stab at it: someone whose only politics is "frictionless consumption"

27/8/2025, 4:03:22 PM | 161 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

do we have a clear and comprehensive definition of "treatlerite" yet? i feel that this is an important word right now

27/8/2025, 3:53:07 PM | 244 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

one thing we're really lacking is a bunch of lazy guys who've never worked a real job in their lives telling us how to manage the optics and messaging of the same old democratic policies. if there were only guys who could tell us the right way to say the same old thing! this is why we lose

27/8/2025, 3:42:39 PM | 459 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨trash✨ (@dollarpbr.gay) reposted

we’ve truly entered the american century of humiliation

27/8/2025, 1:43:09 AM | 887 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

been suckin on that gorilla mind

27/8/2025, 3:23:23 PM | 100 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social)

ive got the gorilla mindset

27/8/2025, 3:22:13 PM | 162 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

it's fuckin enormous. studio let boyle go absolutely nuts on this one

27/8/2025, 3:19:36 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

they said the virus was like a steroid for some people. but i thought steroids made your pp small

27/8/2025, 3:18:47 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reply parent

sorry. should *of

27/8/2025, 3:18:06 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted

are you for real doing legal marketing with that name

The legal marketer's name is Sue Mohr
27/8/2025, 3:16:00 PM | 525 38 | View on Bluesky | view