A metropolis, completely non-neurotic, ever-moving, big hearted but cold blooded machine with millions of moving parts — a beast that will, if disrespected or not taken seriously, roll over you without remorse." - Anthony Bourdain.
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I trust you'll give a raucous Chicago welcome to the Texas National Guard units loitering around the Great Lakes Naval Station.
sep 8, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Personally, I think each soldier should be issued a bottle of Jeppson's #Malort and be required to drink nothing but that and water from Lake Michigan while deployed here. You wanna tell Chicagoans how to live? First you gotta pass a crash course on being a Chicagoan.
sep 8, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Sweet babby Jeebus...I once tasted Malort and personally, I'd rather be hit with a brick than do it again. So...good plan.
sep 8, 2025, 4:54 pm • 1 0 • view