THE SIGNATURE PLACEMENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UntiI I saw the placement here I could never comprehend why someone would develop that particular stylized signature. Every time he signs an EO he is "grabbing because he can."

Signature placement is perfect, he's the biggest pu$$y

Seriously, and I know he lies because he always thinks he'll get away with it, but WHY lie about something he knows will come out and prove him a liar?

Since when has this strategy stopped FOTUS ‪trump‬ from “winning”? He’s constantly being caught in lies and blatant crimes yet there djt sits in the White House, dismantling a 249 year old democracy at his leisure. With enthusiastic assistance from SCOTUS, the Republican Party and mainstream media.

Oh lord I didn’t even notice that part disgusting

@infinitescream.bsky.social let's give it a shout

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Personally the size of those breasts are contextually a bigger red flag...

Yep. And the breasts definitely look underage.

That would be the rough body shape of a pre-pubescent woman

And no arms and legs.

The small chest makes it so much worse. It’s obviously young.

Exactly… I’m old and gay… I’ve seen and know about things that would make most people run, screaming, off into the night… I’ve also been watching Donald Trump for over four decades now, and none of this is new to me at all

Thinking the same thing.

Signature? Look at the adolescent breasts.

I'll never see his signature the same way

Why an armless mannequin with a-cups though?

Child like

It's the pre-pubescent breasts that stand out to me.

overheard

Going forward, we can never unsee it. bsky.app/profile/deva...

Enigmas never age. Trump's gazillion $ defamation lawsuit against the WSJ will age super fast and die in a few days. The public's memory of Trump's lies and Republican hype-man Mike Johnson, and other GOP predators' coverups will not age at all. We will all remember. Always. #releasethefiles

As always, a lying piece of shit.

The origin story is interesting. The WSJ didn't publish it from their own files; the drawing came from House Dems, who got it from Epstein's lawyers. That's a meaningful accomplishment for a minority party.

About time.

This is the Democrats first real victory in 2025.

Don’t anyone lie: who had WSJ as newspaper standing up to Trump on their bingo card?🤔

It's just good cop-bad cop; whatever puts a dollar in his pocket.

'The birthday book, which was compiled by Epstein’s former partner and confidante Maxwell in 2003, is at the centre of a $10 billion defamation lawsuit Trump filed in July against The Wall Street Journal.' (£) www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...

Tariffs.

More specifically, whose bingo card has Rupert Murdoch as the man who brings down Donald Trump?

Yeah, right 😆😂🤣👍

Only Nixon could go to China?

The WSJ (outside of the editorial page) has always been an exceptional reporting outfit. The editorial page is a stain on humanity.

👋

Me! WSJ reporting is great!

Eh, not the editorial page, and he is seriously fucking with the money.

The Wall Street Journal will go after him with everything they have if they think his policies are holding back the stock market.

Financial press is often more informative than other news media, not super surprising

where credibility still matters, a bit

Inaccurate information can make investors lose money

Exactly what Chomsky said way back when

Chomsky was Epstein’s friend.

the MIT weirdness around E was/is really really weird and fucking awful and will continue to seem to be so for a while

🤮

I have been listening to Marketplace from APM for years for just this reason. You get a good idea of what’s happening all around from economic news.

Politics is just a game but money must be taken seriously

Less that, more “these people have enough money that they can buy their way out of most problems, but that will be negatively effected if the global economy de-dollarizes.”

Wall Street Journal is owned by the Murdoch family. The journal has had an awful lot of misses during the Trump admin, tho this reporting is solid.

Murdoch hasn't changed the news section that much Or the opinion really - that was already far right before Murdoch bought it

True I have been learning this as our other US news outlets go more and more the way of Orwell

See The Economist

Yeah but at least they’re keeping that separate unlike WaPo which has gone full sycophant across the board

It’s amazing that the WSJ published it at all, considering they’re FOX News in print.

Best theory on this I heard: Murdoch is unhappy with the tariffs and tired of Trump, but also knows what side of FOX news's bread is buttered. So he uses WSJ to hit Trump, and keeps the Redcaps happy.

I think there’s a lot of truth to this and I do wonder just how much Murdoch hates Chief KKKankles. I’d love to see the WSJ take him down (and I’m sure this is a pipe dream)

As far as I hear tell almost everybody who knew Trump and isn't in his immediate circle (and even some that are) ends up just hating the guy so I would assume Murdoch is in that group. I mean, I bet Murdoch's a douche too so grain of salt

In mean the pressure from House Dems on the issue literally forced Jobnson to shut down the House.

He fled. Actually fled. Then returned and told an embarrassing lie that he is now attempting to mitigate. And the GOP Congress has been threatened by Trump regarding supporting victims of Child Sexual Abuse.

And a good vote of confidence for the job @robertgarcia.bsky.social is doing at Oversight.

What is the history of possession of this book? If it came from Epstein's heirs, was it never part of the documents and photos taken by the DOJ when his home was raided? Like - was this book considered too tame and not incriminating enough to be taken as evidence???

Of course Epstein lawyers gave it to them - opened the door for Ghislaine to angle for a pardon if she lied about pussy grabber's involvement - otherwise, she'd have had no entre into those discussions. The Dems and the WSJ got played (although I suspect WSJ were complicit).

Why would Epstein lawyers cooperate with Dems?

They didn’t. Victims lawyers did.

Or the Estate lawyers.

You're kinda supposed to do what Congress asks.

Sounds almost quaint when you put it like that

I mean, plus, their client's hella dead, so it's not like he can yell at them about it.

They were subpoenaed “Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) subpoenaed the Epstein estate for materials as part of his committee’s investigation into the Department of Justice’s handling of the Epstein case.” www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Not bc he has any morals

(from my post above) Of course Epstein lawyers gave it to them - opened the door for Ghislaine to angle for a pardon if she lied about pussy grabber's involvement - otherwise, she'd have had no entre into those discussions. The Dems and the WSJ got played (although I suspect WSJ were complicit).

Because Dems want the evidence released and republicans don’t.

Comer does.

Comer wants what Donald Trump tells him to want.

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Reminder that Vance suggested that unless WSJ published it then it doesn't really exist.

You made me see what cannot be unseen

Disgusting

i didn't initially think about this when i saw it and now i would like to vomit while bleaching my brain

no arms no head

First name basis too.

Thanks I hate it

My girls looked like that at age 12!

Thank you, WSJ, for putting the letter drawing at the top of the article so even non-subscribers can see it.

The more that comes out of this story, the more pissed I am that the Democrats let this die for the 4 years they were in power. The little evidence we have is damming. No reason this ever should’ve gone dormant.

Well, to be fair, there was this worldwide recession to deal with… Plus, the records were sealed until 2024.

The recession excuse is a terrible one. Gee whiz, I wonder who was in charge in 2024 🤔

At that time, the DoJ was still relatively independent instead of a taxpayer funded agency of trump’s retribution campaign. Democrats have been very vocal about Garland’s record of delaying action because he didn’t want to appear political. If you don’t think a recession is important you are wrong.

Is there a point to any of this? If anything, your pontification on the DoJ proves my point. I never said a recession isn’t important, I said it’s not pertinent to this conversation. You don’t need to throw cover for the Dems. It’s okay to criticize them for handing us over to fascism. I promise.

Musk handed us over. Sure, more dems could have voted, but with the rigging, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. There are counties in NY where other dems won yet not a single vote for Harris was recorded. Statistically impossible, yet there it is. Trump even admitted Musk did it.

Lmao you’re not a serious person. Biden tanked any credibility the Dems had. You’re just as indoctrinated into the liberal cult as MAGA is to the Trump cult.

Because I refuse to worship an admitted pedo who doesn’t even comprehend basic arithmetic, I’m not serious? The GOP has even less credibility. History will not be kind.

No, because you’re playing defense for a genocidal maniac who sold us all out. I’m obviously not advocating for the GOP. If the Democrats could be bothered to clean up their own side of the street then we’d never be in this position to begin with.

If Biden was a genocidal maniac while being accused of being demented beyond comprehension, how does that even make sense? You can’t have it both ways. The moment Biden tried to halt arms shipments, the right collectively lost their shit. Call out the true genocidal maniacs if you really care.

Plus, trump had already outed himself as a pedo years ago on Howard Stern. Republicans didn’t care. What would have been the urgency?

I think the average Democrat voter is willing to throw any Dem politician who raped a girl under the bus. Unfortunately, this is not at all true for our ruling class, especially the older establishment.

Exactly — all it would take is one high-profile Democrat to have the courage to speak up, but none of them want to break the “party solidarity” even though going along with the DNC in its current state is actually the most risky move available.

Trump drew A GIRL'S BODY, not a woman's. AND of course he chose to sign his name over her

“enigma” is part of the perversion: delimbed - beheaded - defaced - denamed - unpersoned abused and turned into a birthday card gag GAG MA GAG

I'm more convinced than ever that Trump is a pedophile like his good friend Jeffrey was.

He openly admitted to it on Howard Stern years ago. To him, it was something to brag about. Anyone who doesn’t know he’s a pedophile already simply hasn’t been paying attention. This just proves he sucks as an artist, too.

That's actually only as bad as I thought, maybe even, "not as entirely awful as I thought it would be." Unfortunately it also lends credence to the theory that he didn't write it, only signed it. I mean, he definitely did not type that, and I would not be surprised if he didn't even know how to...

...print a document. It may not have even been his idea. We know Maxwell "curated" the "book" so it's entirely plausible that she called trump and said, "you know how Jeff says your signature looks like bush? Well what if you...? I know you're busy, so I'll draft it and bring it by for you to sign"

Most probably. And since she knows. All the subtle references looks even darker...

I suspect that even if that's not true, claiming that it is, that she wrote the card and trump signed it without even looking at it, will be part of any deal she makes with trump for parole or clemency, etc.

🤮

He drew it as an adolescent body. Pervert.

Does this read to anyone else like a love letter?

Didn’t we see this months ago?

Yes. But I guess the more people who see it, the better.

Just the text, not the pervert drawing

I swear I saw Seth Myer doing a closer look talking about The pubic hair signature

Prepubescent looking body…. Enigma (an anagram for gamine), sorta seems fitting with this drawing.

Profanity accepted. Perversion by EPSTEIN AND HIS COHORTS( soon to be exposed)totally UNACCEPTABLE. DISGUSTING POLITICIANS, RICH GUYS OR BOTH WILL BE FOUND OUT. TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT. PROFANITY AS IT APPLIES TO THIS FASCIST ADMINISTRATION FINE WITH ME.

Well there goes any plausible deniability about the thing they have in common

Is the signature supposed to reflect the girl's pubic hair? Jesus what a pair of psycho's.

Trump cannot escape the Epstein Files.....

🤢

This guy Trump is at minimum a certifiable creep and more likely a major pedophile.

"ENIGMAS" never age... ENIGMAS = GAMINES (girls) Gamine (n.) elegant young woman who is described as mischievous or teasing

Good spot, but surely way beyond Trump's intellectual capacity?

That's a real term. The pic accompanying the article is of Audrey Hepburn, the iconic example of this term in its use in the 20th century. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamine Seriously what the fuck.

🤢

But wait. Maxwell said there was no book!?

It’s a fucking child🤢

Sure is.

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Those are not "adult" breasts. Revolting!

Christ almighty

Just two paedos chatting.

When he signed his name like that is he trying to say that he's a p**** or that he's a c***?

Trump raped and murdered children. The card is his confession. He was not alone.

But yet we have those so-called family values Republicans who are putting their fucking head in the sand on all this

I don't think the Republican Party exists any more. It's MAGA all the way down. And the Democratic Party doesn't look great either, they failed to defeat a lying, murderous clown. Twice at elections and all they way down the line of impeachments, trials etc.

But Don0ld doesn’t doodle 🙄

And Trump’s reaction? Did anybody ask?

Any 12-year-old boy can draw a voluptuous woman; only a pervy old man would draw a 12-year-old girl

If only the cousin-fucking mouthbreathers who voted for Trump because they hate pedophiles read the WSJ this might really get some traction.

The money folks behind his campaigns do, so that’s something. It’ll be seen

Yeah but they already know and donate anyway. They're not the uninformed voter, they're the craven voter.

What is this in his headline..includes a letter that references Trump with a crude joke about a woman from another Epstein associate. I don’t subscribe. Can someone fill me in?

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Nice. Maybe we will block traffic this time.

I bet Jimmy Saville thought he was ‘enigmatic’ too.

Why does she have no arms?

HORRIFIC

So when exactly does Trump lose his lawsuit against the WallStreet Journal? Looks like a pretty easy decision for a jury.

I just hope he keeps it going long enough for discovery. That will really be revealing. I’m stocking up on popcorn.

OMG this makes me want to vomit. Every day this timeline keeps getting worse.

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Maga losing their minds on X right now, saying it's fake and comparing random sigs of his. Ha!

Now, I understand why he didn't want this shown. This signed crude drawing is not of a woman but of a young girl.

I’m getting the creepy crawlies.

Pedophile piece of shit Didn’t MAGA go off about wanting to protect their children from “woke” but they vote for this degenerate

They're denying it's real. Budowich claims Shitler never signs his name like that... Meanwhile:

They're always for free speech until you call their guy a pedo.

I hear I thought Trump wasn’t a fan of Bush.

What's worse is that same disgustingly lewd pornographic signature is scribbled on all those illegal executive orders he keeps signing.

This should be the holiday cards we all send to MAGA family & friends

Where is tRump's trusted secretary he had for decades? She had to have typed this up. If alive, she should be subpoenaed.

Though it is not directly incriminating, it reveals a weak, immature, sad, pervert, accidentally-born-rich person yearning for influence. No wonder Trump wanted to hide it.

Who typed it out for him? Maybe it’s time to chat again with Rona Graff?

IT’S A TORSO. No one else? That’s a fucked up pov.

The lack of arms is bothering me more than it should

#releasetheepsteinfiles

It’s just a bit rubbish, disappointingly.

Not really. The messages reflect their shared interest in…girls. Without saying it outright.

All that stuff about how the signature is in the place where the pubic hair would be: I mean, maybe. But I think that’s giving him more creativity and foresight then he has ever had. Sometimes, a signature is just a signature.

so the Epstein estate hate Donald

Yes, his estate is his brother. His brother believes he was murdered

ah and who was POTUS at the time, I agree with his brother ...

Indeed, vested interest in silence. Just like the files, we'll see the minute that was missing from that prison video someday

That’s the biggest clue to it all

Right, how could it be even worse?! My god! 🤯

that's ... jesus christ. fuck.

Tru dat! 👊🏼

Even though I've heard the text before, reading it here is different. It comes across surprisingly intimate.

FELON/Sexual Predator Donald J. "Bone Spurs" Trump surely told the FBI about this when he talked with them ... right, Mike Johnson? #EpsteinFiles #Epstein #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles

10000 vomit emojis.

The original article doesn't mention that the woman looks prepubescent. It's not hard to imagine how he could have made it a clear rendering of a mature woman if he had wanted to. But the worst part is the text being inside the body, as if suggesting it *is* the secret he's cheekily hinting at.

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Weirdo in chief

Fuck.

That orange shit-stain is going to legalize pedophilia. RepubliKKKans will call it "patriotism." Just you wait and see. Mark my fucking words.

Yeah so what!!! ~"Christian" Magat

I read that “enigma” is their code word and an anagram of “gamine.”

I guess this makes Donald a Cunt?

So gross!

Yeah he’s right. He can’t draw.

His signature, where the vagina should be, remains a powerful image. He means he owns it.

Why'd he draw the boobs so small hmmm

And HIGH 😞

Ew.

Looks like the work of an obnoxious 11 year old brat. He is so crass and immature. I think he not only raped adolescent girls. I think it's likely he was in on the procurement process. But, staggeringly, a lot of the cult live in denial -- as long as he's hurting those they want to see hurt.

some more people in boats are going to die, or worse.

Omg

When they're in middle school they just let you do it.

Man should be arrested for crimes against literature.

And film, and graphic arts. And, well, girls and women.

That does not appear to be the body of an adult.

And they even redacted it to make Trump's signature look like a simple signature.

Much like every revelation about Trump, the fact that he's a pedophile surprises nobody.

You know, I read that fast and thought it said "Enemas Never Age."

Now I understand why Trump jumped immediately to the pathetic lie, claiming he didn't send this letter. He sent it, and he knows what it means. He assumes that we all know what it means too.

Yeah months ago and yep there it is just the same thing again

From the content of the letter, I was picturing something short of Pam Anderson, but not this.

Same - this is much worse.

Blech

This was all part of Trump’s genius plan to infiltrate Epstein’s organization, gather intel, and then not prosecute anybody for it.

Hahahaha. They were close friends and partied with minors.

When the Diddler thinks he's the Riddler.

Surely there will have to come a point when those around Trump, propping him up, will be forced to abandon him to save their own sorry backsides before the inevitable reckoning

Absolutely fucking putrid.

Kind of looks like they're flirting.

That was my husband’s observation.

The worst thing is the Media, TV News & Press and GOP & their ignorant MAGAts viewers and supporters only believe all lies coming from The Old Liar Racist RAPIST Fascist Convicted Felon Criminal Dictator Trump mouth no matter if is a real fact of proof and evidence of what he did & does!!!

Eww why is it Don Jr’s silhouette?!

ewwww

Arrest him.

The breasts are small 🤮 like a girls. I was envisioning a busty (aka full grown) lady. The Breasts Are Small.

Good catch ugh

He was correct, he doesn’t do drawings of women. He does, however do drawings of very young girls.

That was the first thing I noticed too. Training bra sized boobs.

First thing I thought of. The guy can draw, and this is his representation of a woman. Not that women can’t have small breasts, but young girls all have small breasts.

Little girls don’t have big boobs, dirty old men like small bosoms.

More like this?

My first thought…🤮

Once you see it, you can’t un-see it 😵‍💫

Oh holy shit you’re right UGH BLECH ARGH 😱🤮🤮🤮🤮

The fake ones that were floating around had large breasts. That’s where even the fakers’ heads were at.

It’s truly a terrible and incriminating detail. A nightmarishly “crude” drawing in every meaning of the word. (Like: it also sucks as a drawing. The breasts up near the clavicle.)

Like a child's.

I am stunned and absolutely disgusted. I never imagined it was this bad. No wonder somebody* thought this was the thing to leak (which I thought was odd at the time) * I think we know Ghislaine was the WSJ leaker. She knew what would do damage.

Her siblings released it to scare Trump.

The siblings or family would be my guess as well.

Parents are long dead. Her siblings, who were at Ghislaine’s 2021 NYC trial and defend her. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022...

You're right. I was only thinking about her husband Scott Borgerson when I added "family." He has two kids from a previous marriage and referenced them when he wrote letters in support of Ghislaine's bail. But she and Borgerson are estranged now, from the looks of it. abcnews.go.com/US/ghislaine...

What was he thinking??

LMAO. I'm sure it was just their shared love of ocean conservation advocacy.

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Small young breasts sit higher on the rib cage. The fact that he drew them so high means he is exaggerating the very young age of the cartoon torso girl.

Tits higher than pits. Great, another impossible beauty standard.

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very clearly a girl and not a woman. Also psychologically frightening is his choice not to include arms or head. When children in therapy draw themselves without hands or arms that means that they feel helpless. yuck. fucking yuck.

Intentionally.

Oh Jesus, you’re right. I was trying to figure that out myself, but the answer is really very gross.

Tiny hands can only hold....🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤬

It’s a pubescent girl. Not a woman. These men are sick fucks

I ain't even sure they're breasts. Like yeah, that's probably what he intended, and they're “stylized”, but they're way off in terms of appearance and placement.

Wow, the comments here! If someone could drop dead from stupidity ... alot of you would stop to exist! My wife have small breast and she is a full grown woman! Too bad for you that intelligence and decency are not things that can be bought at the corner store ! #bodyshamming #FuckingIdiot

Oh it’s a sham alright. The president is a pedophile and the entire GOP is covering for a child rapist. That’s called “legislative” bodyshamming. That’s for your input troll farm.

You can call for that pedophile/rapist to be removed without shaming and/or associating small breasts to little girls! And telling someone to not to shame women with small breast is not trolling!

My first thought too. Makes it even more incriminating.

Lol

I thought trumps use of the word Enigma was odd. So I googled ‘Enigma is slang for’ then I googled ‘enigmas little girls’ … Enigmas is an anagram for Gamines, which means little girls. Feel free to Look it up. No words.

Whoa!!! They just flaunt their depravity

You could be right. But, is Trump even that smart? Maybe Epstein told him . In any case they are disgusting and we the ppl deserve to know the truth. And, that’s ,that Trump is on the Epstein list. We know it, they just need to release it so his cult knows it as well .

The White House is claiming it can't be his signature because he never makes a line after "Donald". If they'll lie about this what else are they lying about?

It’s how he signs when writing to a friend. It’s not as formal as Donald Trump, they know him, so it’s just Donald.

Ya give to him, signing a card like that proves he is the stupidest president we’ve ever seen

Those breasts are of a pubescent girl 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Trump has an amputee fetish.

or, her arms are tied behind her back. excuse me while i go vomit for awhile.

of course it's just a woman's torso with no head, arms, or legs...that way it can't fight back...

Child size breasts

Watch MAGA sell training bras now.

Prepubescent breasts. 😔

No head, no arms.

Only shows the parts that he's interested in.

no way of fighting back, sickening

Guess that 10 billion dollar lawsuit is going away?

I'd venture to guess that when was I was horny 12-13 year old, I drew stick figures with bigger breasts than this.

Jesus christ

That poem, or whatever it is is giving very Dexter Resurrection vibes, somehow

Now I can believe a no talent trump drew this.

Lawyers definitely vetted this so I’m encouraged

I swear I saw this here a month or so ago. Where did that come from?

Photos from 2005 of trump could fit that face. And his thick little hand, also.

This is so freaking disturbing.

Is it weird to say I thought it would be a better drawing? This is a really terrible effort

To MAGA voters, I simply ask: If your daughter or son's teacher made this card, would you be OK with that? No further questions.

Oh no oh no oh no.

😬😬😬😬😬

Curious. How is it worse?

It’s the same content, except the breasts are higher and smaller.

Looks like a young girl. Just like they both like it.

That the female figure is depicted without arms, legs, &/or head… and *only* represented as a torso, tells you all you need to know about the ‘artist’ & how they view girls/women. 🤢😡

JMO looks to me to be the body of a little girl, not a full grown woman. Makes total sense from a child rapist. #Epstein

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This can’t be real.

It's not. It's me.

I was an edgy teenager, I had a phase when I was looking up morbid visuals online, eg. actual corpses sometimes beyond recognition. With time I realized I'm not learning anything about the world, it's not making me a better person, it's permanent damage to my soul. I feel the same seeing this.

Thank you for saying this.

he's as gifted in drawing as in everything else

He has so much in common with another failed artist turned politician…

Yes! The Nazi party called the Munich Post and other papers “Lügenpresse”, which in English is “Fake News”. Hitler led a deadly attack on the German Parliament. The Nazi gov federalized police forces, targeted universities, banned books, altered museum art exhibits and embraced junk science

Those ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it… :( No wonder he loves the poorly educated.

The redo is very much a homage to Nazi actions while in power. Eerily similar

I thought my skin couldn't crawl any further when it came to him, but this proved me wrong! So gross.

That is some serial killer shit

Donald Trump was an undercover art teacher.

🏆

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Obama wore tan suit.

Somebody call Adobe because there's an unregistered pdf file

Guilty

Of course it would drawn with Tanner Stage III (Female ages 10-to-13) breasts.

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Honestly this doesn't even seem like satire. The onion just posting things that could be 100% real at this point

It does seem somewhat unfair for the comedy/satire writers.

It's hard to write something more rediculous than what's actually going on in the world

I think the Veep creator said they decided end the show during Trump 1.0 because it didn't feel like comedy any more.

And House of Cards also felt way too realistic. You think Bannon has never killed a hooker with a shovel?

Looks like the worst lady to me.

The most natural dialogue ever written.

There is no such letter goddammit! None! 🌮

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sleazy child molester.

And then there’s also this.

…enigmas never age, have you noticed that… What did they do? Kill her?

And none of his MAGAt Christian followers will see anything wrong with this. They will claim the President is deifying women, not objectifying them. They will all believe it and not one of them will care

Mary wasnt any older. Good enough for their god….

They always gloss over the fact that their deity knocked up a young teenage virgin, skipped out and let a blue collar worker take the responsibility, then killed the kid later on.

Hoax, he says, hoax. youtu.be/JmILDT4tyRs?...

Fuck Trump, all his pedophile friends, all the pedophile republicans, and all the women who enable and cover up for them.

Is this weird of me to say? those look like very young boobs

Wait until you read about the ENIGMA anagram.... 🤮

Okay I’m seeing a lot of other people pointing this out too

I thought the same thing.

Everyone’s thinking it.

Mike Johnson will say they’re obviously shoulder blades, not breasts. No head or arms, so clearly a headless Venus de Milo from behind, referencing a trip where Trump and Epstein happened to run into each other at the Louvre.

I'm sure there is an innocent explanation for this. I am even more sure it would be a lie.

Congrats, America! You elected the exact thing the misguided Qanon was fighting, a repugnant PDFfile.

ooh boy that's not another wonderful secret at all

There is only one question that reporters should ask him from now on: what “certain things” did he have in common with Jeffrey? No other questions until that one gets a straight answer.

I’ve never seen a post pubescent woman with such breasts.

FBI informer on overdrive

Creepy af. The no-head, no-arms, no-legs looks like something from a horror movie or documentary about Dahmer.

It is, it is disgusting!

I genuinely said "oh no. No no no no no" as I read it. There is no question what he means. And I feel like I need a shower now.

Disgusting

No arms and legs means powerless.

And no face means nameless. All it is, is barely pubescent breasts and vagina.

Excited to hear Mike Johsons explanation. Allways facinating.

Signed, Donald "I-Am-Pubes" Trump

Creepy pedo card

those are immature breasts

With no arms to resist with.

The sad thing is we know this sociopath did far worse things with his best friend Epstein and the girls/women they targeted.

I don’t know, I think it could’ve been worse for Trump. Without his strategically placed signature the drawing might have looked prepubescent. 🤢🤮

OTOH, perhaps his signature represents HIS pubic hairs.

Or his precious bodily fluids

Stop! That’s worse! I don’t wanted to think about Epstein’s sticky birthday book. The only collection of fluids I want to imagine from these guys is in Dexter’s blood slide box.

Oh God. I can’t, I just can’t. I’m going to be sick again.

At least hes into pubes. Thats something. **wretches violently**

disgusting!

just like to point out that Enigmas is an anagram for gamine, which is French for "young girl" probably learned the code word from Ghislaine

In my heart of hearts I really want to believe this is just a shitpist because WHO THE FUCK SENDS SHIT LIKE THIS

Apparently that's Joe Biden's signature.

Republicans won't care. Nothing will be done.

What horrified me originally was how the body is clearly a prepubescent girl, but the more I see this photo the sicker I begin to feel about something else.. I feel like I’m looking at a corpse. The arms seem to be missing purposefully, not just because they couldn’t fit on the page.

🤔 … come to think of it, corpses don’t age

In light of what I know about Trump and Epstein, I can’t even chuckle at this in my usual juvenile way.

This is the likeness of a young girl, he knew exactly what he was drawing.