Well Birkenstocks will definitely protect you from STDs
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They're also the most successful of all prophylactics - because they repel people 😂
aug 31, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Check out this anti-phylactic
aug 31, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
It looks like you're trying to attract the cats to be honest. Gotta be careful where you shake your tail
aug 31, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Good. Let them come I'm a fearsome warrior and Hunter
aug 31, 2025, 6:46 pm • 1 0 • view
You are 2 lbs 2 ounces with 100 lbs of I'll fuck you up squirreltude Doc 💙🐿
aug 31, 2025, 7:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly It's 90% physical *and* 90% mental
aug 31, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm going to ring the woods with scare-birkenstocks Keep the humans out
aug 31, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
If you put socks in them you'll be double safe
aug 31, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view