I heard that too
I heard that too
I don't see how we fix people this thoroughly divorced from reality
So high is my regard for these two men that I don't think any other doctor should be allowed near him. None of them have the skills necessary to do what needs to be done.
All joking aside with Trump's obvious medical conditions I do hope he is getting the full attention of our esteemed head of health and human Services, the venerable Dr Robert F Kennedy Jr.
Exactly It's 90% physical *and* 90% mental
Good. Let them come I'm a fearsome warrior and Hunter
Check out this anti-phylactic
I'm going to ring the woods with scare-birkenstocks Keep the humans out
Well Birkenstocks will definitely protect you from STDs
I'd have no moral issues eating an H sapiens Only concern would be disease, they're filthy creatures Remember how upset they got when Fauci said to wash their hands and stop rubbing feces on their faces?
Someone really should Humans are breeding out of control Although calling them sentient is stretching it
Did your Birkenstockosis clear up
Didn't you recently get hybridized with a croc
Well good. Maybe he won't have many supporters in the military when he goes full Hitler if he keeps treating them this way www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...
I don't think I can ever go back to being an average Joe rule follower
Usually the second crime is way worse
I've got this thing where if they accuse me of a crime I say I couldn't have done it since I was committing a different crime somewhere else and when they accuse me of that I run away real fast
I licked the party frog I wasn't gonna because of your warning but I was hanging out under the dock with a bunch of up-to-no-good raccoons, as I do And they told me to try drugs so I said okie dokie Yes, I fell for pier pressure
It's like what if the Baron.... Was really stupid
Those frogs are temptresses
Like the hero from the Grinch movie! What was his name
If they were really worried about government oppression they wouldn't announce to the entire world, including the government, exactly what all guns they have
Oh and maybe a scorpion tail
Yay! Nut sack club!
Although I kinda hope next time you get lobster claws That would be wicked sweet
Well stop relapsing then!
And that's just the middle one!
And reboots!
2 pounds 12 ounces Above average
You mean my decoy nuts
That's how shocked I was at your relapse to sociopathic materialism
The cat was in no danger Comrade Chipz was simply establishing dominance
Well don't look at the hairy rim
I'm hoping to get the credit card You can get anything with that
It's not literally hair .... It's tequila With a hair rim
I kinda entirely 100% blame you for this If anything Harry is the victim And I'm owed reparations
Needs a little hair of the dog
Look what you did
As federal troops patrol DC kicking in doors and confiscating guns so white Republicans can feel safe again we are witnessing yet another mass shooting that could have been prevented but of course we could do nothing because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
Be it upon your oddly placed head(s)!
I'm pretty sure he's going to take that as a challenge
I'm not sure how many more of these Ambien can take
I think I see the problem No socks
Watch out, Colin Robinson is draining everyone in the comment section
This is pathetic and gross
Cuz it's going to boil the water Which will make awesome soup for a bit but then everything is dead
It's like all those anti drug PSAs Mike Tyson used to do Drugs will really meth you up
I don't think any Scandinavian is jealous of residents of any American state. Certainly not Florida
I think it depends on the season
Don't Birkenknock it until you Birkentry it
Doesn't that mean doing heroin? I would strongly advise against that A heroin addiction will take money away from your replacement automotive device budget
Majestic
This could be a problem
A 20 point shift from the last election
I don't like it when movies have hetero characters and I have to loudly explain all the freaky stuff the straights get up to Like I'm just here to watch the movie but because they shoehorned a straight couple in now I'm busting out my prepared PowerPoint on cuckold pegging
I don't understand why this is so traumatic for them If your kid asks how two women had a child you just say he/she is adopted, same as you
This is the best thing they can be doing in DC Other than following their oath and removing all threats to the Constitution, foreign and *domestic*
It's decimating the dragon community They never built up a tolerance
*abusing
That was from years of accusing meth Very sad story
There's one where your were a hedgehog
Are they going to claim a fictional war on labor day now?
He could have avoided confrontation by staying home and pretending to be a soldier playing call of duty
Kyle went there with the intent of causing trouble.
Yeah being dead doesn't make someone's crimes disappear
I mean someone could call in an anonymous tip that there's a deranged Hispanic woman with a weapon who has a thick accent and appears to be here illegally
Oh . . .goshdagnit
That I accidentally revealed the existence of a giant strategic nut reserve for the squirrel empire that no one is supposed to know about
Everyone just hypnotize themselves and forget ok?
Oh shucks I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about Fort Knutz
No, they're massive! I have to store them in this giant vault
She better not be spilling the beans. First rule of Deez's nut's club is you do not talk about Deez's nuts Now I gotta re-hide them
There's no intervention that is causing autism and there's no "cure".
They can't see so good so they don't mind
Everything is all normal over here
Kinda slowly turning in to a naked mole rat
You also might get a tail this next time
No such thing as a failed experiment! It's all data for the analysis machine We're learning what doesn't work!
It really makes you think
Apparently woke means having common sense and at least some level of education
I'm pretty sure that was French Stewart
She only wanted to make every other family like hers suffer to punish them for the sin of having a disabled child. She never meant for it to come back on her
He was in one of the reboots But that was like 15 timelines ago Ambien's getting all glitchy May need to replace her entirely in the next one
Grease
*going
He's doing to try to have ice deport her isn't he
Better not be messing with those
I was worried this might happen
Let's see where this goes
In my defense, yolo
Reality is broken Everyone is just gonna kinda need to deal
Yep
Are you though?
Ambien go have a nap
Yes
Yes I mean to do everything
Ambien please calm yourself
I understand this might be stressful for your pathetically weak and poorly evolved human spine