That's Greg Abbott.

He can wash it down with raw warm milk.

The leeches won't save him either. They drop off once they've had their fill of blood, leaving the patient weaker than before.

🤪😄

Ivermectin

😂😂😂

IV stat!

He should have the courage of his convictions and only let RFK JR treat him. If you don’t believe doctors, don’t go to them. Go to this environmental attorney.

Raw milk too. He’ll suggest swimming in polluted water and eating dead bears.

I’m thinking he should drink some bleach, that should cure him

Followed by a raw milk enema...

Or some bleach to squirt up his fat hole…

What a great image!

providing us all with yet another reason to hate RFK Jr

And raw milk; lots of raw milk.

In the days of Old Egypt, the Pharoahs buried their slaves with the Pharoah. Let's bring back the old traditions.

Also, make it the "Rainbow" House.

And an IV of sewage water

They will need more eh?

I heard it was leeches.

Weirdly leeches are in short supply in the DC area, too.

Save, or can?

I hope he brought the raw milk!

Please do pump his arteries full of more fat

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And leeches

Don't forget the leaches.

Bleach should do the trick.

Let’s make sure none of the white supremacist authoritarians walk this time. The Civil War, Watergate—the white men who committed crimes against our country always, always walk away.

just bathing in it like the Prioress of Bathory

or Micky D's cheeseburgers🤣

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How helpful! NOT!

Bringing beef tallow to save the President? Might need a fat transfer instead—those cankles are already leaking.

Facts.

Clots and Prayers…

If Trump is following RFK Jr’s medical advice. . Going to be interesting.

He’s not but that is the joke, as his advice would do the opposite of help.

True! Since tRump has so much faith in his guy.. I’m totally cool if RFK Jr takes over complete control of tRumps plan of care. Another position can be eliminated for cost savings, no need for a White House Doc or medical staff.

Don’t forget the cod liver oil.

I sure hope he didn’t forget the whale juice

Nope. He's standing beside the golf cart, hoping to collect the road kill for dinner.

That’s it! Give him raw milk.

I thought you were saying that the President IS a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow.

😁😂🤣😅

Wheelbarrows are too useful to be associated with trump. Felon47 is beef tallow in orange wrapping.

Maybe that’s why RFK Jr was rushing to the WH with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow! The original tallow is leaking out of his cankles and must be replaced immediately! IT ALL FITS! Candlemakers of the East Coast must spring into action to prevent continued fascism.

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I’d say he’s lard, but I give too much respect to pigs to call the White House Occupant that.

I concur. It's a challenge finding comparisons unworthy enough for drumpf. Yellow-jacket carcasses?

I call him Cheetodust Dingleberry, because he’s a disgusting orange mass of shit that’s hard to clean off completely.

For the win 🏆 🤣

Please, call him “Bobby” like Ghislane Maxwell does youtu.be/pzFhy0zAcWo?...

🤣🤣 & raw milk...

😆

What does everyone know about trump’s health that I don’t? (I know about the cankles and “venous insufficiency” and not being around). Isn’t he just golfing all the time?

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

Oh yes and please don’t forget the bleach! Pump him full of it!

Bwahahaha - envisioned this in my mind - belly jiggled - tinkled a drop

He needs leeches, not tallow, FFS, Kennedy should know that!

That made me laugh. Thank you.

Don’t forget the jar of leeches.

Does this mean no ballroom?

RFKjr then mounted to rigid carcass into the roof of his car and deposited the hulking mass in Central Park.

😂😂😂

He’ll need to wear a beak from the stench

Please make sure all the lights are green and lets all offer saturated fats!

RFK Jr is a quack! A method of improving the human race, eugenics was increasingly discredited as unscientific & racially biased especially after the adoption of its doctrines by the Nazis in order to justify their treatment of Jews, disabled people, & other minority groups.

RFK jr is a malicious cynical pos whose mendacity is superseded only by his ignorance.