my guess who hit rudy: antifa
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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my guess who hit rudy: antifa
So we all agree that the setup to the accident is a complete lie, right
My shirt came and it’s the best thing ever
Gotta appreciate a deal when you find it
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
This is just a Temu version of the Maryland state flag
Love to see an interview that's just trying to get the exclusive details of the illegal occupations
Girl, I miss you so much, I can't wait to see ya
I can
There is nothing about the Confederacy to honor, least of all because it was a collection of God's biggest losers giving themselves titles they couldn't spell without the help of slaves
Am I rooting for Florida State?
That's a touchdown everywhere except a Lions game in the 2010s
Why is the feed on Texas/OSU so bad?
we all know it's John Cena
you have to respectfully treat far-right extremists as normal because if you don't they will try to kill you you can call anyone on the left anything you want because they're just going to try to install more benches at the park
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
horns... ... ... ...down
One of my favorite things about Google is that before you even get to the AI summary, you have to deal with a popup asking you if you want to enable even more AI
As I've been told by any number of elites, we should be engaging with the conversation on Twitter
Comedy changes! You can't make movies like you did 50 years ago and it's a good thing!
RFK Jr. rushing to the White House with a wheelbarrow full of beef tallow to save the President
I'm Intuiting What You Did Last Summer From Context Clues
I was thinking about how the GOP is so juiceless Donald Trump won the 2024 primary without showing up
I hope they try some new, innovative ideas like embodying a different circle of hell
Exclusive: I just used my loyalty card at the grocery store to get $1 off strawberries
When the Supreme Court grants me dictatorial power, the first thing I'm doing is outlawing podcasts where they don't get to the main topic within ten minutes
what scares me is the rooms without the dolls
CHOTINER: You have seven children? BOWSER: Yes, yes I do. CHOTINER: And they spend their time setting up elaborate worlds in an attempt to commit kidnapping and murder? BOWSER: Sure. CHOTINER: Do they go to school? BOWSER: They're homeschooled. CHOTINER: In your home? BOWSER: My castle, yes.
Chicago keeping art alive:
why ? do you put ? the space before the ? punctuation ?
Those Sorosbucks are doing their job
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
It's still shocking how the modern conservative movement has disregarded constitutionalism entirely and has moved straight to what's effectively monarchism
i love platonic on apple tv, but any time they talk about the practice of law i die inside - not slowly, but rapidly and angrily
if i was ever on house hunters, my weird thing i insisted on would be a working portcullis
epic bacon, sir
may i suggest they hold it next a mulch pile
i remember a session with dick durbin where we asked him uncomfortable questions and got to see his little rictus grin in person
congrats on your expertise
was just thinking about the worst "regular" i ever had at any job when i worked at borders, a guy would come in every week and buy every new SF book. he would then complain every time about us not having enough new books, and want us to sweet talk him into buying what he'd picked out
Here's my take on Gavin Newsom: we should give up ever asking candidates to do things we like or searching out better alternatives; the only way to win is to latch on to the first person who comes along and demand everyone else fall in line
imagine your career not only being defined by genocide apologia, but that apologia specifically being "israel's not responsible for a kid starving if it also blew part of the kid's head off"
teaching people to function in society by setting up an environment where particular groups are shielded from ever having to encounter the obvious responses to their beliefs under the guise of "respect"
Hooooooo shit www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/...
One more time, shout out to the very serious people who suggested that RFK had some really good points about public health. No way to have predicted how things would turn out, except to look at his past record and everything he said about vaccines.
We need Susan Collins to do what she's best at: fake centrism strategically deployed when it can do the least good
Why were none of the kids at the airport making social connections
bah gawd, that's Brianna Wu's music!
I get all the public health information I need at the bottom of my Steak n Shake receipt
Tom Clancy's Diary of Anne Frank
dat's what we call Jersey style
hearing from DC that after they finish cleaning up trash, the National Guard will start bussing tables at local eateries
Pretending Bluesky has a singular cohesive politics is actually so funny.
spycams in glasses used to be reserved for perverts and lowlifes, and now it's one of the bold new tech frontiers
my dog ate an entire pizza off the counter last night, leading to one of the most eventful walks of his life this morning
did the reporter have to lift Duffy onto the train
ICE wanders into a neighborhood, wary. "What's that smell?" asks one agent, trembling. "It's so...familiar." The lead agent freezes in his tracks. "Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck." The squad slowly turns toward him. "What?" one agent replies. "It's Subway's artisanal bread. It's a fucking ambush!"
TIRED: prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich WIRED: prosecutors can't indict a ham sandwich INSPIRED: it was turkey
[First date] ME: I was named after Marie Antoinette HER: but your name is Dave ME: I meant chronologically
civilization continues, thriving and alive
"we have special pizza here they don't have anywhere else" (it's just thin crust to-the-edge)
throwing my wii u in the trash in rage
my son wore his first ever polo shirt today, then came home and asked for a tee time???
CHOTINER: you understand you're endorsing murdering children, right? LEW: well...there are innocent kids and then there are kids you can bomb, i didn't invent the categories
"and that was supposed to be MY job"
what is the effective plan to deal with universally falling crime rates
this is what it sounds like when my roku cries
The mainstream media feels like a credulous heel wrestling announce at this point
in most places, a mingus reedus will get you arrested on sight
a fascist government: we are criminalizing disfavored speech people 100% not up to the moment: let it be known I also disfavor this speech
sir, I asked how you would be paying today
But don't you want healthy fried chicken that's dripping with all natural beef fat
she advocated for setting fire to every hotel containing immigrants
if you run a restaurant and bring in $15.63 per hour, you should immediately shut down and sell off all of your equipment, because this ain't for you
Just found out what the single tweet is and it is my sad duty to inform you that she should have gone to jail for it given the available range of remedies
i love that this cracker barrel controversy explainer can't explain the controversy
I hate it when the Rhino from Spider-Man breaks into my car
let's also point out she's conspicuously ducking her role as a spokesperson for cell phones aimed at school-age children
wanna see a dead body?
$82,000 a year to find new ways to call middle easterners subhuman
the president of the united states: i am criminalizing free speech the top story at the free press dot com: why chris rufo and his sons take the train
one of the worst things about people who love "debate" is that they have literally no idea what debate means except for "i say whatever i want and people take me seriously"
you might complain, but think about all the health benefits you're getting from eating beef tallow french fries with every meal
a conservative blog based in Ohio alleges that a school district helped minors get abortions in violation of Virginia law, presumably in between putting litter boxes in homerooms and replacing American History with drag queen story hours
SCOTUS in nine months: "the injunction against the EO is stayed for reasons we won't explain"
Ultimate cringe but also why is there a Little Caesars subreddit??
Suppose you had to compliment a Christian baby
There was a time in this country where every moderately attractive white couple with kids would make parody rap songs about parenting
elite socialist Zohran Mamdani did something working class New Yorkers HATE: offer a free activity on a beautiful summer day
What's the NYT house style to avoid mentioning the federal government shooting unarmed civilians
love to do some Yelp antisemitism
"everyone looks like they're having fun but that party sucks so hard" - Andrew Cuomo sitting on the hood of a 2006 Ford Escape pounding Natty Lights
Should I pour out the bottle of vodka I bought 13 years ago and used once, or give it another 13 years
You haven't gone to a movie in three years because you had to explain that two women can be parents? That's loser shit
One of the great parts of being in Central Ohio is watching nondescript, massive buildings go up then watching your power bill mysteriously rise after the building is complete
drove past a Cracker Barrel yesterday and I appreciate the abortions they were performing in the parking lot
The worst part about this is that there's no underlying thing Jeffries says Trump is distracting from - there's no actual message!
I truly hate fascism But The tax rates
it's worse Bob Evans